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Dynamite Kingdom: Garages Full of Old Men
Dynamite Kingdom
The Spoony Playthrough: Phantom Brave Parts 18-20 (Dialup users need not apply).
Spoony's Phantom Brave Playthrough
The Adventurer's Field Guide, page 212: Things to Kill
The Adventurer's Field Guide
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recent quick hits!
Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask (Nintendo 64)
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Virtual Console Quick Hits
R-Type Dimensions (XBox Live Arcade)
Virtual Console Quick Hits
M.U.S.H.A. (Sega Genesis)
Virtual Console Quick Hits
Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix (XBox Live Arcade)
Virtual Console Quick Hits
recent rawks!
"I SELL BULLET."
The Scout rawked!
11:22:45 pm, mon, may 18th, 2009 pdt
"Your Fortune, Read!"
G.O.B. Bluth rawked!
11:20:00 pm, mon, may 18th, 2009 pdt
"Fortress for sale"
The Merchant rawked!
11:19:05 pm, mon, may 18th, 2009 pdt
"Bleach in a Nutshell"
Washuu rawked!
10:59:31 am, mon, may 18th, 2009 pdt
"Bleach in a Nutshell"
Alan Smithee rawked!
2:55:13 am, mon, may 18th, 2009 pdt
"Bionic Commando: Rearmed (XBox Live Arcade)"
Spoony Spoonicus rawked!
10:40:38 am, thu, may 14th, 2009 pdt
"Barf"
Chuck the Plant rawked!
1:45:38 am, mon, may 11th, 2009 pdt
"NINTENDO FRIENDY-CODE LIST"
August rawked!
3:39:07 pm, sat, may 9th, 2009 pdt
"Youtube Gangbang 5/7/2009 (SWINE FLU EDITION)"
Dudley rawked!
1:01:48 pm, fri, may 8th, 2009 pdt
"Youtube Gangbang 5/7/2009 (SWINE FLU EDITION)"
clobberpuppy rawked!
8:10:16 pm, thu, may 7th, 2009 pdt
recent bombs!
"SMT: Imagine Online blows."
RedCappy bombed 5 times!
2:44:40 pm, mon, apr 27th, 2009 pdt
"The Adventurer's Field Guide, page 603: Doppleganger Menace"
Aquas bombed 5 times!
1:15:15 pm, fri, jan 23rd, 2009 pst
"Badong Gents"
Vinic bombed 5 times!
2:15:40 pm, sat, jan 17th, 2009 pst
"Dream Journal 1/13/09"
Azul Rojo bombed 5 times!
11:18:25 pm, tue, jan 13th, 2009 pst
"Dream Journal 1/12/09 -"
Azul Rojo bombed 5 times!
11:18:09 pm, tue, jan 13th, 2009 pst
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random insanity
"The Adventurer's Field Guide, page 212: Things to Kill"
Dudley ->
<- 11:33:51 pm, wed, may 20th, 2009 pdt.
"Bearholk A 3-foot wide mass of knotty fur sporting a multitude of wet, goopy eyeballs atop four nasty bug-legs tall enough to bring it up to eye-level, so you just cant look over the thing and pretend its not the grossest thing ever as you throw a Molotov at it. Hanging from under its hair and eyeballs is a jawless mouth that contorts and flops around like a black leathery tentacle. Its bite is h..."
"The Adventurer's Field Guide, page 212: Things to Kill"Dudley ->
<- 11:33:51 pm, wed, may 20th, 2009 pdt."Bearholk A 3-foot wide mass of knotty fur sporting a multitude of wet, goopy eyeballs atop four nasty bug-legs tall enough to bring it up to eye-level, so you just cant look over the thing and pretend its not the grossest thing ever as you throw a Molotov at it. Hanging from under its hair and eyeballs is a jawless mouth that contorts and flops around like a black leathery tentacle. Its bite is h..."
random insanity
"Bleach in a Nutshell"
Spoony Spoonicus ->
<- 3:13:02 am, mon, may 18th, 2009 pdt <- update!.
"While it's not the worst anime ever, it's arguably the most boring! ¶ Ichigo: Hi, I'm Ichigo, for reasons that are never really elaborated on I have the power to see ghosts, which are apparently huge retarded-looking things with two mouths and huge holes in their chests. Rukia: I conveniently show up and let you turn into a ghost, then give you a comically oversized sword so you can kill th..."
"Bleach in a Nutshell"Spoony Spoonicus ->
<- 3:13:02 am, mon, may 18th, 2009 pdt <- update!."While it's not the worst anime ever, it's arguably the most boring! ¶ Ichigo: Hi, I'm Ichigo, for reasons that are never really elaborated on I have the power to see ghosts, which are apparently huge retarded-looking things with two mouths and huge holes in their chests. Rukia: I conveniently show up and let you turn into a ghost, then give you a comically oversized sword so you can kill th..."
random insanity
"Quick Hit: Plants Vs. Zombies"
Dudley -> <- 2:19:09 pm, tue, may 12th, 2009 pdt.
"I tried writing a full review for this game FOUR times, people. Four times. And I couldn't because every time I tried I would go "fuck this I just wanna play the fucking thing". So here's a quickhit. ¶ You just moved in and the graveyard across the street is constantly pouring zombies into your lawn that want to eat your brains. Plant special anti-zombie plants in your lawn to blow their he..."
"Quick Hit: Plants Vs. Zombies"Dudley ->
<- 2:19:09 pm, tue, may 12th, 2009 pdt."I tried writing a full review for this game FOUR times, people. Four times. And I couldn't because every time I tried I would go "fuck this I just wanna play the fucking thing". So here's a quickhit. ¶ You just moved in and the graveyard across the street is constantly pouring zombies into your lawn that want to eat your brains. Plant special anti-zombie plants in your lawn to blow their he..."
that's the latest of the bunch.
do you want some more crap?
here you go.
do you want some more crap?
here you go.
-> "I SELL BULLET."11:22:34 pm, mon, may 18th, 2009 pdt
"PRICE IS BLOOD. SHIPPING IS FREE. SHIPPING IS EXPRESS. ALL SALES FINAL."
-> "I Am Selling This Piece-of-Shit Buick"11:20:46 pm, mon, may 18th, 2009 pdt
"I am sick of this motherfucking car. It's gold! Who gives a shit about gold? I'll tell you who: mother-fuck Commies! Those sons of bitches are always asking me for directions to Fort Knox! I say this, I say "Suck my Fort Cocks!" They have nothing to say to that! They are man-pussies! ¶ This piece of shit has 145,000 miles on it! I made most of them being better than you and you will like it o..."
-> "Your Fortune, Read!"11:19:50 pm, mon, may 18th, 2009 pdt
"Yes! Using my special voodoo/giant-eyed-fez/plaid beard* powers, I will read you your fortune for the low-low price of 1 dollar! Along with the fortune, I will even provide a picture of me doing so, as proof that I am not a fatass at a PC in Jersey typing with one hand while the other scratches assorted body parts with eyes bouncing back and forth between a 12-inch screen and two small children of..."
-> "Fortress for sale"11:18:46 pm, mon, may 18th, 2009 pdt
"Own your very own dwarven fortress!! Located in the Hills of Binding, the legendary hall of Paintedboots could belong to you! Exceptional engravings cover each and every wall and floor, with such masterpeices as "a dwarf and a dwarf. the dwarves are laboring" and "goblins and a dwarf. the goblins are making a plaintive gesture. The dwarf is withering away". Also included are scattered bits of armo..."
-> "Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask (Nintendo 64)" -> reviews11:29:56 am, mon, may 18th, 2009 pdt <- update!
"I'll be one of the few to admit that Ocarina of Time disappointed me; the "biggest, baddest Zelda yet" somehow managed to omit the Zelda theme (replaced by some of the most annoying tunes ever), have a game world a third the size of Link to the Past's, almost did away completely with the non-linearity element, and it sticks you with the most annoying sidekick in gaming history. ¶ Majora's Mas..."
-> "s-CRY-ed in a Nutshell" -> random insanity9:49:52 pm, sun, may 17th, 2009 pdt <- update!
"We're going to take a break from bad RPGs for a while and discuss some bad anime! ¶ The setting is some devastated land presumably near Japan, which apparently got completely leveled by a meteor. Instead of helping rebuild, though, Japan pretty much just closed the place off and let them fend for themselves. What a nice bunch of guys. ¶ Useless Girl: Where is Kazuma? He said he was go..."
-> "Misc. Video Game Junk" -> grab bag10:14:40 am, mon, may 11th, 2009 pdt <- update!
"Cases and inserts $2 for shipping (will combine). ¶ $.50 - Gradius V case insert. $.50 - Super Smash Bros. Melee case insert. "Best Seller" mark on front. $.50 - Playstation 2 Game Case with Mega Man X Command Mission insert. $.50 - Generic case for Xbox (original). $.50 - Generic case for Wii games. ¶ $1 - DS Game Case ¶ Loose manuals $1 for shipping (will combine). ¶ F..."
-> "Youtube Gangbang 5/7/2009 (SWINE FLU EDITION)" -> video7:25:51 pm, thu, may 7th, 2009 pdt <- update!
"DEFAULT VIDEO LOADED: ¶ IT'S TERRORISM, I TELL YOU."
-> "The Big List of Review Weasel Words" -> articles8:27:22 pm, wed, may 6th, 2009 pdt <- update!
"Because people are always inventing clever new ways to piss on a game because of its "inferior" graphics while continuing to assert that graphics don't matter to shut up their critics. ¶ Polish ¶ "It's so well POLISHED!" is something I hear way too much. I honestly don't have a clue what it means, since they never bother to back it up with an example, so I can only assume it refers to t..."
-> "SMT: Imagine Online blows." -> reviews10:11:28 am, mon, apr 27th, 2009 pdt <- update!
"I have never played an SMT game in my life. Either way, I was getting bored so I needed a new MMO to waste my life away on, and I found that my friend was playing an SMT MMO. Named "Shin Megami Tensei Online Imagine," which is a really long fucking name, I decided to try it. holy shit. ¶ The game wasn't made by Koreans, which was a major plus to me. I was excited to download the thing and st..."
-> "Spoony's Tales from a World Full of Morons: The Gamefaqs Chronicles"4:53:12 pm, fri, apr 24th, 2009 pdt <- update!
"A tale I would like to share with you all, sparked by a random Googling of my old screen name turning up an old fan's web site. I've decided to refrain from mentioning any names, as our site tends to rank high on Google searches. Plus, being from Gamefaqs, I fear that drawing the idiots of the erivrjrengv* here would make us all stupider by proxy. This is also the reason why I've ROT13'd their..."
-> "Puzzle Quest: Galactrix (Xbox Live Arcade)" -> reviews10:41:02 pm, wed, apr 22nd, 2009 pdt <- update!
"Puzzle Quest was perhaps best known for integrating RPG elements into the puzzle game "Bejeweled", and actually doing a pretty good job of it; the game had spells, followers, equipment, and even a "citadel" that allowed for new items to be created and new spells to be learned, among other things. ¶ Galactrix takes the same basic idea and transplants it into a space setting; spells are replace..."
-> "Phantasy Star II in a Nutshell" -> random insanity7:44:36 pm, wed, apr 22nd, 2009 pdt <- update!
"Yeah, we're doing a good game this time! Holy shit! ¶ Rolf: Hi I'm Rolf, I work for the Motavian government, which is pretty much just a formality since everybody works for Mother Brain. Governor: Rolf, there are monsters everywhere and the weather has stopped working! Find out why this is happening, we can't go on much longer like this. Nei: I'm coming too. Oh Hi, I'm Nei. I'm apparent..."
-> "Final Fantasy X in a Nutshell" -> random insanity7:37:39 pm, wed, apr 22nd, 2009 pdt <- update!
"Take seriously at your own peril. ¶ Tidus: Hi, I'm the hero. I'm also a star player in this really boring sport! ¶ Godzilla Sin shows up and starts wreaking havoc on Tokyo Zanarkand. ¶ Tidus: What a shocking and unexpected turn of events! Auron: Here have a sword. Let's kill a few guys. ¶ They do just that, eventually Auron gets bored and tosses Tidus into the ocean. ¶..."
-> "Final Fantasy VIII in a nutshell" -> random insanity7:12:28 pm, wed, apr 22nd, 2009 pdt <- update!
"Not to be taken seriously. OR IS IT? ¶ Squall: Hi, I'm the protagonist, even though I'm a completely unlikable asshole who hates everyone. Also my weapon of choice is probably the stupidest thing ever put into a video game Seifer: I'm an asshole too, let's fight for no reason! ¶ They do so and end up with scarred faces, which are apparently supposed to make them look cool or something..."
-> "Fable in a Nutshell" -> random insanity8:12:07 pm, thu, apr 16th, 2009 pdt <- update!
"Or: The game Xbox owners tried to convince themselves was quality because there weren't any other RPGs released on the thing. ¶ The setting is some shithole town in the middle of the woods, which quickly gets burned to the ground and everyone within murdered except for the hero. Lucky for him, some serious-looking dude* teleports him to safety and enrolls him in a generic hero academy. ¶..."
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