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~Zero_Diamond - 01:51am 07/26/10 GREAT UNCLE KLAUS ~Zero_Diamond - 11:21pm 07/25/10 PEPITO'S FIRST SWAB ~Zero_Diamond - 04:04am 07/24/10 GIANT PIRATE FRANKENSTEIN ~Zero_Diamond - 01:17am 07/24/10 something is happening here. ~vinic - 06:51pm 06/01/10 
Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (SNES)
~Spoony Spoonicus - 01:41am 07/29/10 Legend of Zelda (NES) ~Spoony Spoonicus - 01:31am 07/29/10 Hydlide Lamprey, Page 45 ~Davey-kins - 10:34pm 07/25/10 Lackadaisical Lumpypopeye, page 44 ~Davey-kins - 10:31pm 07/25/10 Everyone Has A Goddamn Mullet, Even In Japan, Page 43 ~Davey-kins - 07:23pm 07/24/10 
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~Spoony Spoonicus - 11:34pm 05/28/10 A letter I sent to Chase Bank ~Spoony Spoonicus - 04:43pm 05/03/10 DeviantArt Antics ~Azul Rojo - 05:28am 04/28/10 Sweating my ass off, here. ~O'Doyle Flush - 03:01am 03/20/10 What its doing right now, it being our situation ~Buddy Hatchett - 02:52am 03/20/10  new diddles
My Top 25 Favorite Games
~Spoony Spoonicus - 12:16am 07/14/10 (12:06am 07/14/10) Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (SNES) ~Spoony Spoonicus - 01:42am 07/29/10 (01:41am 07/29/10) Legend of Zelda (NES) ~Spoony Spoonicus - 01:38am 07/29/10 (01:31am 07/29/10) Viewtiful Gonterman: The Return + Bonus MSTron mirror! ~Spoony Spoonicus - 11:35pm 05/28/10 (11:34pm 05/28/10) Shit Piece Chapter 19 ~BitchTitsLina - 06:08pm 03/03/09 (07:47pm 04/01/08) |
 What are you doing here? You can't even swim without flippers. [check it out]
 He is a ghost now. A ghost who reeks of cheap booze and second hand smoke. May he forever roam the land in misery. [check it out]
Do the words "front-runner for the greatest action-adventure title of all time" mean anything to you? No? Then play this and be enlightened. [check it out]
Why are you looking up reviews of this? It's one of the defining games of its generation, it shaped the action-adventure genre into what it is today, and every gamer worth their weight in quarters will tell you the same. Go download it. [check it out]
Those last few pages gave us basically nothing to work with, so we're trying a few more! [check it out]
 Man, he's only been here five minutes and already somebody stained his swab with coffee. Somebody'd better fess up; it's not right to lie to Pepito. [check it out]
 Fifteen feet of Frankenstein fury. [check it out]
VIDEO RELAY ACTIVATED... ¶ DEFAULT VIDEO LOADED: ¶ PLEASE HANG UP AND TRY AGAIN. [check it out]
Oh hell yeah. One of the best games in the entire series, Castlevania 4 is an excellent remake of the original title. Konami went all out to make this one take advantage of the SNES' hardware - colorful graphics, scaling and rotating sprites, expansive stages, enormous bosses, excellent music, and several new tricks you can do with your whip, from swinging on obstacles to whipping in any direction to spinning it to block projectiles and hit tiny enemies. Of course, the game still provides ple... [check it out]
A blend of a sidescrolling platformer, an overhead shooter, and a city sim that has you, as God (yes, literally) rebuilding and repopulating the destroyed planet so that you can reacquire your lost powers, drive all the demons from the earth and eventually defeat the devil himself. While all of this goes on, you get treated to some of the best music the SNES platform ever had in its repertoire. One of the best games from the tragically short-lived Quintet.
So where are Soul Blazer, Illusion o... [check it out]
Zelda gets turned into a 2D sidescrolling platformer and meshed with some RPG elements. You'll have to grind experience points to increase your health, magic gauge or attack power, talk to townspeople to get clues about where items and dungeons are located, and deal with some annoying obstacles (like enemies that drain your experience points) and treacherous platforming sections. But hey, at least it avoided the trap Castlevania II fell into; almost every clue you're given actually makes sense... [check it out]
There hasn't been a new VC release in over a month. Goddamnit. Oh well, here's a few reviews for stuff I've been playing lately.
Another rare SNES gem made available for cheap on Virtual Console. Final Fight 3 plays much like its predecessors, but adds in a handful of Street Fighter-esque moves and special moves that can do a ton of damage when used properly (Guy's fireball can shred half a bosses' lifebar when perfectly timed). Great fun, especially with two players. The only downside is... [check it out]
I throw the phrase "one of my all-time favorite games" around a lot, so I figured it was about time I finally laid them down in stone. But upon setting out to do so, I quickly realized a Top 10 wouldn't cut it; I use that phrase so often because I really do have a lot of favorites. So I moved it up to a Top 20, which I quickly realized again wasn't enough. Finally, I settled on a Top 25; I could probably keep going up to 100, but I don't think I want to write that many, and I doubt you want t... [check it out]
Editor's Note: Two generations ago an AFG editor pitched the idea of producing non-fiction novels to be distributed by AFG dealers. Tales of mayhem and mischief for a more entertaining way for goofoff young adventurers to learn how to be skilled without feeling bored.
The editor found the oldest man with scars he could, gave him a cassette tape and a jar of "RECORD" tachyons, and told him if he came back later with a story on the tape he would be given hard cash.
That man's name was Steak Griz... [check it out]
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Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (SNES)
Downloadable Games Quick Hits Hydlide Lamprey, Page 45 VIEWTIFUL GONTERMAN YTGB 7/19/2010 (PUEBLO EDITION) YouTube Gangbang Appendix 12, "Audio Diaries", section 4 The Adventurer's Field Guide maps & atlases - perch patchwork (2010) Album Quick Hits  new rawks
Let's Heckle Chrono Cross, Part 1 ~Spoony Spoonicus
vinic rawked. CHIP??? ~Zero_Diamond vinic rawked. Let's Heckle Chrono Cross, Part 1 ~Spoony Spoonicus Spoony Spoonicus rawked. Lackadaisical Lumpypopeye, page 44 ~Davey-kins zvalkyr rawked. Annexing Again, Page 27 ~Davey-kins zvalkyr rawked.  new bombs
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vinic bombed 5. GREAT UNCLE KLAUS ~Zero_Diamond zvalkyr bombed 5. GREAT UNCLE KLAUS ~Zero_Diamond Dudley bombed 5. Spoony Spoonicus made me do this. ~Dudley zvalkyr bombed 5. GIANT PIRATE FRANKENSTEIN ~Zero_Diamond Spoony Spoonicus bombed 5.  what's this
     
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