making this was a chore; my tablet seems to have a problem with not recognizing small strokes so I have to fix that somehow because it's annoying. [check it out]

...And I paid out the ass for it! ¶ Guess the price and win THREE shittles! ¶ Bonus prize: Name the two swabs this swab is a tribute to. [check it out]

The logical followup to Mega Man 9's runaway success, featuring eight new robot masters, 13 new stages, multiple stage routes, an even sillier storyline, and plenty of platforming and boss fights to keep you entertained. Hardcore fans will also have a ton of new challenges to complete for bragging rights, and being able to play as Protoman right off the bat is a first for the series. I hear Bass is also coming later as downloadable content, so we'll see how that pans out. ¶ One thing that this entry lacks, however, is challenge. Stages seem a bit one-note this time around, and the game is unusually generous with free weapon and energy tanks throughout the stage, ensuring that you'll be hard-pressed to ever be in danger of dying. Enemy patterns are relatively simple to predict and avoid (even Wily's final forms). Even on hard mode, it feels a bit lacking in comparison to previous games. ¶ In spite of these faults, it's still a very fun game, but definitely not Classic Meg... [check it out]

There's a dance party in a club behind that dollar theater. It came from 1987 and it won't leave until you get too drunk to no longer feel the groove. Also, they made the album while on LSD on a strange island off the coast of England's collection of exiled failures. [check it out]

A circus is happening in your dreams. It is haunting, unnerving, and uncomfortably comfortable. Colors flash by on the dark canvas of your mind. How did this happen? It will all be gone when you wake up. [check it out]

they be smokin' in dis. [check it out]

I wouldn't be lying if I said that TMNT: Turtles in Time on the Super Nintendo was one of the best side-scrolling brawlers ever made. Hell, it may even be #1. But somehow Ubisoft Singapore managed to throw a perfect no-hitter on everything that made the original great. Gone are the bright, colorful and cartoonish graphics, catchy tunes and bone-crunching sound effects, excellent hit detection and frenetic gameplay. Now we have an ugly, terrible-sounding, poorly controlling, sluggish mess tha... [check it out]

A shooter known for its intense action and yet heavy emphasis on planning and strategy - you'll have to rapidly swap between black and white polarities to destroy opposing ships quicker, absorb same-colored bullets, and be careful to always kill enemies of like color in groups of three to keep your chain going and your score climbing. As an added bonus, you can even upload your high scores (and demos) to the online service for others to watch and be amazed by. ¶ I can think of few better w... [check it out]

Valve has been known to do some awesome and insane things that get their fans extremely happy, angry, curious, or confused. So, here are some of their best moments doing this. There may be others that people remember, but these are the ones I remember causing the biggest reactions. Enjoy! (Edit: Spoony informed me the Backburner's lifeboost was +50, not +75. Fixed that.) ¶ Honorable Mention: The Guard Dog "Update" Valve posted a strange thank you letter on the TF2 Blog, and this lett... [check it out]

roar [check it out]

This swab contains a Crayola Vortex. [check it out]

OH SHIIIIIIIT! [check it out]

STEROID ANDROID and DANGER! DANGER! HIGH VOLTAGE! [check it out]

What World 9 really is. Good luck when you get to it. [check it out]

Congratulations on your new award, Citizen! Please report to execution chamber 2-298Z for your execution. Have a nice daycycle! [check it out]

Dear Internet Gods and/or no one in particular, In the future, please do not randomly delete lines of code in my shit. It's a dick move. Sincerely, This guy. PS: If you do it anyway I'm going to stop eating your son and drinking his blood every Sunday. [check it out]

Just an average, beautiful spring day. Nothing out of the ordinary here, no sir! [check it out]

It's true, we love Valve. [check it out]

Heavy had a nightmare about what sandwiches do in his homeland. [check it out]

A hobo hobo-grillin' a hobo t-bone on a home-made hobo grill [check it out]

VIDEO RELAY ACTIVATED... ¶ DEFAULT VIDEO LOADED: ¶ LOUSY SMARCH WEATHER. [check it out]