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Final Fantasy XIII In a Nutshell
~Azul Rojo - 10:42pm 03/10/10 Super Rare Games ~Spoony Spoonicus - 05:11pm 03/10/10 yeasayer - odd blood (2010) ~vinic - 12:25am 03/10/10 yeasayer - all hour cymbals (2007) ~vinic - 12:13am 03/10/10 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Reshelled (Xbox Live Arcade) ~Spoony Spoonicus - 03:07pm 03/09/10 
An Open Letter to the Internet Gods, If They Exist.
~vinic - 06:44pm 03/05/10 HOW DOES THSI WORK ~Craigs Dad - 07:10pm 03/04/10 cmere pretty lady ~Loudass Frat Boy - 07:05pm 03/04/10 Dump Update ~vinic - 01:57pm 03/03/10 That was interesting. ~Stoic Tom - 01:09am 02/27/10  new diddles
Final Fantasy XIII In a Nutshell
~Azul Rojo - 10:44pm 03/10/10 (10:42pm 03/10/10) Fable in a Nutshell ~Spoony Spoonicus - 08:12pm 04/16/09 (08:42pm 03/30/09) Dudley made me do this. ~Spoony Spoonicus - 02:11am 03/12/10 (01:35am 03/12/10) Final Fantasy X in a Nutshell ~Spoony Spoonicus - 07:37pm 04/22/09 (12:48am 03/06/08) Chrono Cross in a Nutshell ~Spoony Spoonicus - 02:35pm 02/26/10 (02:33pm 02/26/10) |
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Wallace Breen and the Breen Machines [check it out]
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 An adventurer knocks out what he believes to be a lone dogman. Note the second dogman, executing an ambush.
lesson: dogmen attack in packs, always. [check it out]
So, here's some writing about Final Fantasy 13, inspired by Spoony's Games in a Nutshell reviews. This is the latest game in the Final Fantasy series, and so far, I'm not really impressed with anything but the graphics. Off we go! ¶ Note: I've only got the game for a week, since my brother rented it for shits and giggles. This article will be updated until the rental time's up, or I get too bored or frustrated to play, whichever comes first. I've also trimmed some things from this artic... [check it out]
Taking a look at some of the rarest video games ever sold. I'm only going to cover games that were actually mass-produced and released (or at least intended to be), so no Earthbound prototype, no Drac's Night Out, no Star Fox 2, etc. ¶ --- ¶ Atari 2600 ¶ Air Raid (Atari 2600) - Probably the single rarest Atari title (excluding Atlantis II), Air Raid is also its strangest looking, with an odd baby blue color and a T-shaped handle on top of the cartridge. Produced by a third party... [check it out]
There's a dance party in a club behind that dollar theater. It came from 1987 and it won't leave until you get too drunk to no longer feel the groove.
Also, they made the album while on LSD on a strange island off the coast of England's collection of exiled failures. [check it out]
A circus is happening in your dreams. It is haunting, unnerving, and uncomfortably comfortable. Colors flash by on the dark canvas of your mind. How did this happen? It will all be gone when you wake up. [check it out]
I wouldn't be lying if I said that TMNT: Turtles in Time on the Super Nintendo was one of the best side-scrolling brawlers ever made. Hell, it may even be #1. But somehow Ubisoft Singapore managed to throw a perfect no-hitter on everything that made the original great. Gone are the bright, colorful and cartoonish graphics, catchy tunes and bone-crunching sound effects, excellent hit detection and frenetic gameplay. Now we have an ugly, terrible-sounding, poorly controlling, sluggish mess tha... [check it out]
A shooter known for its intense action and yet heavy emphasis on planning and strategy - you'll have to rapidly swap between black and white polarities to destroy opposing ships quicker, absorb same-colored bullets, and be careful to always kill enemies of like color in groups of three to keep your chain going and your score climbing. As an added bonus, you can even upload your high scores (and demos) to the online service for others to watch and be amazed by. ¶ I can think of few better w... [check it out]
 making this was a chore; my tablet seems to have a problem with not recognizing small strokes so I have to fix that somehow because it's annoying. [check it out]
 ...And I paid out the ass for it! ¶ Guess the price and win THREE shittles! ¶ Bonus prize: Name the two swabs this swab is a tribute to. [check it out]
Valve has been known to do some awesome and insane things that get their fans extremely happy, angry, curious, or confused. So, here are some of their best moments doing this. There may be others that people remember, but these are the ones I remember causing the biggest reactions. Enjoy! (Edit: Spoony informed me the Backburner's lifeboost was +50, not +75. Fixed that.) ¶ Honorable Mention: The Guard Dog "Update"
Valve posted a strange thank you letter on the TF2 Blog, and this lett... [check it out]
The logical followup to Mega Man 9's runaway success, featuring eight new robot masters, 13 new stages, multiple stage routes, an even sillier storyline, and plenty of platforming and boss fights to keep you entertained. Hardcore fans will also have a ton of new challenges to complete for bragging rights, and being able to play as Protoman right off the bat is a first for the series. I hear Bass is also coming later as downloadable content, so we'll see how that pans out. ¶ One thing that... [check it out]
 This swab contains a Crayola Vortex. [check it out]
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Final Fantasy XIII In a Nutshell
Games in a Nutshell yeasayer - odd blood (2010) Album Quick Hits Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Reshelled (Xbox Live Arcade) Downloadable Games Quick Hits Top Ten Awesome & Insane Valve Updates Top Tens Youtube Gangbang 3/5/2010 (SHITTY COLD EDITION) YouTube Gangbang  new rawks
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Dudley rawked. Dudley made me do this. ~Spoony Spoonicus Spoony Spoonicus rawked. vinic made me do this. ~Dudley Spoony Spoonicus rawked. vinic made me do this. ~Dudley vinic rawked. vinic made me do this. ~Dudley Dudley rawked.  new bombs
Dudley made me do this. ~Spoony Spoonicus
Dudley bombed 5. Dogman Ambush ~Dudley RedCappy bombed 5. vinic made me do this. ~Dudley Spoony Spoonicus bombed 5. vinic made me do this. ~Dudley vinic bombed 5. Dogman Ambush ~Dudley vinic bombed 5.  what's this
     
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