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chainscrap linked together, like some sort of shit express.
Album Quick Hits
Thoughts and feelings which occur while listening to assorted musical releases. Scores are pretty meaningless.
latest entry: 8:05:30 am, saturday, may 17th, 2008 pdt
Thoughts and feelings which occur while listening to assorted musical releases. Scores are pretty meaningless.
latest entry: 8:05:30 am, saturday, may 17th, 2008 pdt
Application of Physics
A test of retardation in comparison to acceleration, velocity, and time.
latest entry: 10:09:48 am, friday, september 28th, 2007 pdt
A test of retardation in comparison to acceleration, velocity, and time.
latest entry: 10:09:48 am, friday, september 28th, 2007 pdt
Colloquial News
Big news pieces written like you and me are sharing a cigarette during our break and I'm just wasting our ten minutes talking about shit like Tibet and Oprah's dog.
latest entry: 7:08:39 am, wednesday, april 16th, 2008 pdt
Big news pieces written like you and me are sharing a cigarette during our break and I'm just wasting our ten minutes talking about shit like Tibet and Oprah's dog.
latest entry: 7:08:39 am, wednesday, april 16th, 2008 pdt
Dynamite Kingdom
Or How To Make Effective Holes In The Earth Friends and Enemies
latest entry: 1:30:57 am, saturday, november 10th, 2007 pst
Or How To Make Effective Holes In The Earth Friends and Enemies
latest entry: 1:30:57 am, saturday, november 10th, 2007 pst
Jolly Rogers
Awards for the top-left corner of the site.
latest entry: 1:24:33 pm, monday, april 14th, 2008 pdt
Awards for the top-left corner of the site.
latest entry: 1:24:33 pm, monday, april 14th, 2008 pdt
SorceryGeniusLina's Shit Piece
Taking a shit on bars of gold and smearing it on our souls.
latest entry: 1:32:48 pm, sunday, june 22nd, 2008 pdt
Taking a shit on bars of gold and smearing it on our souls.
latest entry: 1:32:48 pm, sunday, june 22nd, 2008 pdt
Spoony's Phantom Brave Playthrough
viiiideeeoooo gaaaaaammmmmeeeeessssss
latest entry: 8:15:04 pm, saturday, may 17th, 2008 pdt
viiiideeeoooo gaaaaaammmmmeeeeessssss
latest entry: 8:15:04 pm, saturday, may 17th, 2008 pdt
Super Smash Bros: BFS
Super Smash Bros: Big Fuckin' Showdown. We're taking the main idea behind Risk, applying it to Smash Bros, and having a big-ass online throw-down.
latest entry: 12:40:29 am, monday, april 21st, 2008 pdt
Super Smash Bros: Big Fuckin' Showdown. We're taking the main idea behind Risk, applying it to Smash Bros, and having a big-ass online throw-down.
latest entry: 12:40:29 am, monday, april 21st, 2008 pdt
Syd & Vinic: Private Investigators
A FANTASTIC TALE!
latest entry: 10:57:28 pm, monday, december 2nd, 2002 pst
A FANTASTIC TALE!
latest entry: 10:57:28 pm, monday, december 2nd, 2002 pst
The Adventurer's Field Guide
Do Naught to Panicke.
The leading publication specializing in how not to die.
latest entry: 7:31:15 pm, friday, june 27th, 2008 pdt
Do Naught to Panicke.
The leading publication specializing in how not to die.
latest entry: 7:31:15 pm, friday, june 27th, 2008 pdt
VIEWTIFUL GONTERMAN
WE'RE PICKING UP WHERE MSTRON LEFT OFF!
latest entry: 12:57:18 pm, sunday, june 29th, 2008 pdt
WE'RE PICKING UP WHERE MSTRON LEFT OFF!
latest entry: 12:57:18 pm, sunday, june 29th, 2008 pdt
Virtual Console Quick Hits
We love Virtual Console but man fuck writing a full review of something we just paid six dollars for. Have a Quick Hit instead.
latest entry: 10:54:26 am, monday, june 30th, 2008 pdt
We love Virtual Console but man fuck writing a full review of something we just paid six dollars for. Have a Quick Hit instead.
latest entry: 10:54:26 am, monday, june 30th, 2008 pdt
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all content copyright their respective authors/artists.
no portion of any content residing on lardpirates.com may be reprinted in any form without prior written consent -- this is serious business, the internet.
best viewed at a resolution at least 900 pixels wide, in any browser other than internet explorer for the love of god. try firefox! opera, even!
this website is much more badass with javascript enabled. if you cannot use javascript, then you need to hop in the delorian and get the hell out of 1995.
hosting provided by dreamhost. they are good people. i know, mysql is a bit slow, but whatever this ain't youtubespacebook, so get over it.
if you wish to bitch and moan at us, do so from our contact page.
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