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SorceryGeniusLina's Shit Piece

Taking a shit on bars of gold and smearing it on our souls.
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     spank #760 -> -> BitchTitsLina -> Shit Piece Chapter 19
7:47:22 pm, tuesday, april 1st, 2008 pdt (updated 11:32:50 am, monday, may 5th, 2008 pdt)

     spank #751 -> -> BitchTitsLina -> Thank Fuck It's Almost Over, Chapter 18
5:11:06 pm, tuesday, march 25th, 2008 pdt (updated 4:38:58 pm, saturday, may 31st, 2008 pdt)

     spank #747 -> -> BitchTitsLina -> SorceryRetardLina's Neverending Dreck Exhibition, Chapter 17
11:47:49 am, wednesday, march 19th, 2008 pdt (updated 5:48:45 pm, wednesday, april 30th, 2008 pdt)

     spank #744 -> -> BitchTitsLina -> SGL's Crappy, Crappy Story, Chapter 16
2:49:33 pm, thursday, march 13th, 2008 pdt (updated 11:44:29 am, sunday, july 20th, 2008 pdt)

     spank #734 -> -> BitchTitsLina -> SGL's Devastatingly Lewd Shit, Chapter 14
6:32:18 pm, saturday, march 1st, 2008 pst (updated 11:07:10 pm, wednesday, may 28th, 2008 pdt)

     spank #730 -> -> BitchTitsLina -> Do Not Read This, Chapter 13
7:23:04 pm, wednesday, february 20th, 2008 pst (updated 8:36:53 pm, saturday, may 17th, 2008 pdt)

     spank #729 -> -> BitchTitsLina -> SGL's Instant Vomit Inducer, Chapter 12
6:49:43 pm, sunday, february 10th, 2008 pst (updated 4:12:20 pm, sunday, may 4th, 2008 pdt)

     spank #728 -> -> BitchTitsLina -> SorceryGeniusLina's Dreadfully Lurid Slop, Chapter 11
8:51:33 pm, sunday, january 20th, 2008 pst (updated 9:38:24 pm, sunday, april 27th, 2008 pdt)

     spank #722 -> -> BitchTitsLina -> Nami's Darq Ladle Seckrit, Chapter 10
2:44:55 pm, thursday, january 3rd, 2008 pst (updated 2:00:30 am, monday, february 11th, 2008 pst)

     spank #721 -> -> BitchTitsLina -> Nami's Dumb-ass Little Secret, Chapter 9
12:04:08 am, sunday, december 30th, 2007 pst (updated 12:32:40 am, thursday, may 1st, 2008 pdt)

     spank #720 -> -> BitchTitsLina -> SorceryGeniusLina's Decidedly Lame Story, Chapter 8
11:51:36 pm, tuesday, december 18th, 2007 pst (updated 2:38:11 am, thursday, february 7th, 2008 pst)

     spank #719 -> -> BitchTitsLina -> Nami's Dark Little Secret, Chapter 7
8:02:50 pm, sunday, december 2nd, 2007 pst (updated 10:52:50 pm, monday, april 28th, 2008 pdt)

     spank #711 -> -> BitchTitsLina -> Nami's Dark Little Secret, Chapter 6
10:54:12 pm, sunday, november 4th, 2007 pst (updated 7:27:53 pm, friday, april 25th, 2008 pdt)

     spank #710 -> -> BitchTitsLina -> Nami's Dark Little Secret, Chapter 3
9:11:17 pm, wednesday, october 31st, 2007 pdt (updated 12:08:25 pm, sunday, december 16th, 2007 pst)

     spank #709 -> -> BitchTitsLina -> Nami's Dark Little Secret, Chapter 2
8:57:12 pm, thursday, october 25th, 2007 pdt (updated 5:55:02 pm, sunday, april 13th, 2008 pdt)

     spank #708 -> -> BitchTitsLina -> Nami's Dark Little Secret, Chapter 1
2:16:43 pm, tuesday, october 16th, 2007 pdt (updated 1:32:48 pm, sunday, june 22nd, 2008 pdt)

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