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shit guys - 09:58pm 02/01/08
valkyr's ad. - 11:16pm 01/22/06
It's a mystery, as my comeback picture... - 11:56pm 06/07/04
No Title - 08:49pm 04/26/04
Pika-Rape, Manga Style! - 07:32pm 04/04/03
No Title - 11:50pm 11/28/02
No Title - 07:42pm 11/18/02
No Title - 09:30pm 11/05/02
No Title - 08:47pm 08/24/02
No Title - 08:06pm 08/22/02
No Title - 11:42pm 08/05/02
No Title - 04:20pm 06/13/02

#4183 (poopdeck-o #125) § shit guys

~PikaChan on 09:58pm 02/01/08 in 5m20s § 1322 eyeballs

anchors: desu, crossfire, brain fuckler

ceiling cat is watching you masturbate

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~PikaChan § at 09:58pm 02/01/08

what

seriously tho, where the fuck are you wankers hiding nowadays

~Queequeg § at 12:25am 02/02/08

some idiot

~Barry Zuckercorn § at 06:22am 02/02/08

Oh good she's here this is excellent. I had no idea, heh heh, surprise!

But stop breathing Queequeg I have this cough that you wouldn't believe. The doctors say I have the clap. Where did I get that?

~Carlin § at 06:50am 02/02/08

you stole my crayons!!

~PikaChan § at 07:39am 02/02/08

sry

schfifty-five! been given 5 bombs at least 5 times! hardcore!

#3781 (explosivo #723) § valkyr's ad.

~vinic on 11:16pm 01/22/06 in 26m7s § 1225 eyeballs

(5)

after 6 bombings:

anchors: medic, brain fuckler, gay, splatterhouse

As deduced by myself sometime late last night.

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~RedCappy § at 11:31pm 01/22/06

Graphic and classic, this is a true masterpiece of Vinic.

~red eye § at 12:37am 01/23/06

How much are you willilng to pay and what are the benefits

~aotommo § at 01:52am 01/23/06

I like his shirt!

~vinic § at 01:53am 01/23/06

The original quote made when me and AR were taking turns calling valk a pussy:

<@Vinic> I think where his balls used the be there is a big sign that says, "NOW HIRING: EXPERIENCED VAGINA."

The swab is wrong, but I like having his penis sticking out of his pants, so it stays.

~zvalkyr § at 02:37am 01/23/06

christ, just looking at this hurts like hell.

~Washuu § at 09:35pm 01/29/06

AAHHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

that must've hurt like a bitch...

~Azul Rojo § at 04:24am 02/16/06

How the fuck is that guy still standing? Or is he laying on the ground in extreme pain? Fucking aye, that's making ME hurt looking at it.

#2944 (macho #1927) § It's a mystery, as my comeback picture...

~army_surplus on 11:56pm 06/07/04 in 2m19s § 797 eyeballs

anchors: weird porn, cheesetits, brain fuckler, sos, mistake, thumbs down, nsfw, GET THE FUCK OUT!, stamp

[this swab is nsfw! click it to see it! if you're fired, it's not our fault! but it will be hilarious.]

If anyone can guess what this is from, you win a million dollars.

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~RedCappy § at 12:30am 06/08/04

LOL! DUDE! I FUCKING HATE/LOVE YOU!

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 12:32am 06/08/04

ROFL!

You are both the best and worst person on the planet.

Welcome back.

~Luna § at 02:33am 06/08/04

good GOD.

~vinic § at 04:10am 06/08/04

haha, I still have this somewhere.

~ragna § at 06:46pm 06/08/04

the sad thing is i once dated a girl who had boobs like that...

excuse me *throws up*

oh, so that's what i ate this morning..

~army_surplus § at 03:29pm 06/09/04

For the record, I drew this from memory.

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 07:12pm 06/10/04

fun fact: the original image crashed internet explorer when i opened it.

#2838 (macho #1821) § No Title

~Hood on 08:49pm 04/26/04 in 2m3s § 279 eyeballs

anchors: shut up, brain fuckler

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~Dudley § at 09:37pm 04/26/04

okay thats it. penalty flag. you're a loose cannon. you jumped the shark. your draw access is suspended.

~Hood § at 04:52am 04/27/04

WTF did I do?

~aotommo § at 06:26pm 04/27/04

I like the donut at the top right, though.

~Fishguts Ahoy § at 06:59pm 04/27/04

sry about the "wtf is this directed at me?" comment Hood. Wasnt really paying attention to what was going on at the site.

#1375 (macho #358) § Pika-Rape, Manga Style!

~RedCappy on 07:32pm 04/04/03 in 36m28s § 1362 eyeballs

anchors: sos, weird porn, memorable comment, desu, cinema-esque, brain fuckler

Heh, well... you saw it coming...

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~Zinco § at 08:13pm 04/04/03

I think we all agree that this is what the deck needed more than anything else.

~aotommo § at 08:28pm 04/04/03

hahah!

Incredible.

~PikaChan § at 08:34pm 04/04/03

ASSHOLE

#922 (v1 #922) § No Title

~RedCappy on 11:50pm 11/28/02 § 1446 eyeballs

anchors: weird porn, desu, gay, sinister, failure, brain fuckler, sos, stamp

Vinic and his furry friend, Miguel romping in the bush... literally.

"Just a quickie."

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~vinic § at 10:24am 11/29/02

ROFL!

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 05:45pm 11/30/02

ugh

~Zinco § at 06:14pm 11/30/02

It all seems so majestic.

~zvalkyr § at 12:08am 12/02/02

i came.

~Masuud O'Flarity § at 04:12pm 12/02/02

atom should like this.

#895 (v1 #895) § No Title

~RedCappy on 07:42pm 11/18/02 § 992 eyeballs

anchors: weird porn, memorable comment, gay, brain fuckler

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~vinic § at 05:26pm 11/18/02

COCKA SPRAINIEL!

~RedCappy § at 05:31pm 11/18/02

Hehe, glad you enjoyed it.

I'm thinking it's part of a DICK-TOOLZ series, along with my 'spoon[y]' cock.

~Dudley § at 07:35pm 11/18/02

I WANT THE DICK-TOOLZ X-TREEM PLAYSET FOR CHRISTMAS!

~vinic § at 07:47pm 11/18/02

COCK HAMMER: For the sorry fucks who can't hammer chicks with their own cocks.

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 10:11pm 11/23/02

lol

#852 (v1 #852) § No Title

~RedCappy on 09:30pm 11/05/02 § 819 eyeballs

anchors: sos, weird porn, failure, brain fuckler

Sometimes you just wonder how it would feel to hump a building...

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~RedCappy § at 09:32pm 11/05/02

Author's Note:
Oh yeah, the reason the coloring is weird is because I accidently hit the black fill twice when my computer lagged, so I fixed it up without trashing the entire concept.... I think.

~aotommo § at 12:38pm 11/06/02

hahah, macro porn. Now THERE'S a fetish I don't get.

~RedCappy § at 04:58pm 11/06/02

You and me both, lol.

~zvalkyr § at 07:43pm 11/13/02

author's note, lol

~zvalkyr § at 07:44pm 11/13/02

author's note, lol

#491 (v1 #491) § No Title

~Alan Smithee on 08:47pm 08/24/02 § 726 eyeballs

anchors: weird porn, mistake, stamp, thumbs down, sos, GET THE FUCK OUT!, cheesetits, nsfw, brain fuckler

[this swab is nsfw! click it to see it! if you're fired, it's not our fault! but it will be hilarious.]

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 04:53am 02/27/10

For the record, this is the most horrible swab of all time.

~vinic § at 03:34pm 02/27/10

No one will disagree.

#480 (v1 #480) § No Title

~RedCappy on 08:06pm 08/22/02 § 918 eyeballs

anchors: weird porn, memorable comment, desu, medic, brain fuckler

"OH! IT SEEMS THAT I DROPPED A QUARTER, I SHALL BEND OVER TO PICK IT UP... OH NO! MY PANTS HAVE FALLED DOWN DURING THE PROCESS... I HOPE NO ONE WILL RAPE ME..."

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~zvalkyr § at 08:11pm 08/22/02

you are satan. i am crying now.

~ragna § at 08:11pm 08/22/02

....who the fuck in their right mind would rape her???

i feel sorry for that sad soul...

~Dudley § at 08:18pm 08/22/02

im fat. so i dont mind fat chicks.
as long as theyre not fatter than i am, which pika is not.

~RedCappy § at 08:31pm 08/22/02

I did capture her ass perfectly didn't I?

(LOL.)

~RedCappy § at 08:32pm 08/22/02

Poor, poor Norman Manley.....

I pity her. d=

~aotommo § at 02:21pm 08/23/02

what the fuck happened to her mouth?

~PikaChan § at 02:29pm 08/23/02

I have nothing to say to you... just a simple eyebrow-raise... o_O

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 05:07pm 08/23/02

Quoting the same Calvin and Hobbes strip that I stole the quote from earlier...

I can't tell if that's funny, or really scary

~aotommo § at 06:10pm 08/23/02

No, really. What the fuck happened to her mouth?

~vinic § at 09:31pm 08/23/02

It's a cat mouth

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