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Ha! - 11:32pm 09/09/04
It's a mystery, as my comeback picture... - 11:56pm 06/07/04
No Title - 08:47pm 08/24/02

#3154 (explosivo #96) § Ha!

~army_surplus on 11:32pm 09/09/04 in 5m46s § 253 eyeballs

anchors: cheesetits, logo

They return!

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~aotommo § at 11:57pm 09/09/04

out of nowhere...

NIGGERS!

~vinic § at 12:25am 09/10/04

Jesus Christ, this is so nostalgic and horrible, I don't know if I should add it to the random logo round or not.

Congratulations.

~PikaChan § at 02:04am 09/10/04

Vinic, you add that and I will guarantee there will be no more "Fuck you and your artistic talent" directed at my swabs, because there won't be anymore of my swabs to say "Fuck you and your artistic talent" to.

~crusty jones § at 02:25am 09/10/04

don't let pikachan leave, the ever-present threat of castration reminds me of home (and of a certain ex)

~aotommo § at 03:05am 09/10/04

tits: only legal in canada

edit: I think army_surplus has a crush on pikachan. oh army_surplus-chan -_-

~RedCappy § at 05:53pm 09/10/04

Actually, those kinds of tits are outlawed in Canada... maybe not in Korea.

#2944 (macho #1927) § It's a mystery, as my comeback picture...

~army_surplus on 11:56pm 06/07/04 in 2m19s § 702 eyeballs

anchors: weird porn, cheesetits, brain fuckler, sos, mistake, thumbs down, nsfw, GET THE FUCK OUT!, stamp

[this swab is nsfw! click it to see it! if you're fired, it's not our fault! but it will be hilarious.]

If anyone can guess what this is from, you win a million dollars.

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~RedCappy § at 12:30am 06/08/04

LOL! DUDE! I FUCKING HATE/LOVE YOU!

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 12:32am 06/08/04

ROFL!

You are both the best and worst person on the planet.

Welcome back.

~Luna § at 02:33am 06/08/04

good GOD.

~vinic § at 04:10am 06/08/04

haha, I still have this somewhere.

~ragna § at 06:46pm 06/08/04

the sad thing is i once dated a girl who had boobs like that...

excuse me *throws up*

oh, so that's what i ate this morning..

~army_surplus § at 03:29pm 06/09/04

For the record, I drew this from memory.

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 07:12pm 06/10/04

fun fact: the original image crashed internet explorer when i opened it.

#491 (v1 #491) § No Title

~Alan Smithee on 08:47pm 08/24/02 § 653 eyeballs

anchors: weird porn, mistake, stamp, thumbs down, sos, GET THE FUCK OUT!, cheesetits, nsfw, brain fuckler

[this swab is nsfw! click it to see it! if you're fired, it's not our fault! but it will be hilarious.]

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 04:53am 02/27/10

For the record, this is the most horrible swab of all time.

~vinic § at 03:34pm 02/27/10

No one will disagree.

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