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 ~Dudley on 12:41am 03/11/10 in 5h59m51s  §  881 eyeballs
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An adventurer knocks out what he believes to be a lone dogman. Note the second dogman, executing an ambush.

lesson: dogmen attack in packs, always.
 
 
 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 ~Dudley  §  at 12:49am 03/11/10
 
i was going to add a background to this but its getting late and i didnt put the layers in right, so oh well
 ~Azul Rojo  §  at 01:33am 03/11/10
 
Damn, that looks awesome. That little dogman looks hungry.
 ~Dudley  §  at 01:39am 03/11/10
 
naw he's just happy he gets to run and jump around
 ~vinic  §  at 12:23pm 03/11/10
 
open the diddler, get out the copy tool, highlight the shit, switch to layer 2, click the highlighted box to paste.

i want to see this bitch finished. cuz it's rad.
 ~zvalkyr  §  at 11:37pm 03/22/10
 
i would feel bad beating up something as adorable as a dogman
 ~vinic  §  at 11:39pm 03/22/10
 
that's how they get you.
 
 
 ~Washuu on 06:58pm 02/22/08 in 8m8s  §  3404 eyeballs
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I feel that hydras are pretty fuckin cool.
they're asexual and reproduce by budding so they can make copies of themselves whenever the fuck they want.
they don't need others to tell them what to do or where to go.
I think hydras are pretty badass.
 
 
 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 ~Aquas  §  at 07:12pm 02/22/08
 
make it tasty?
 ~vinic  §  at 07:30pm 02/22/08
 
This looks like the bastard child of Skeeter from Doug and Medusa. And it needs a nose job.
 
 
 ~Nate on 11:09am 11/03/07 in 6m55s  §  721 eyeballs
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DA DA DA DA DAAAA
 
 
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 ~madster on 09:14pm 04/26/04 in 12m6s  §  231 eyeballs
 
 
 
 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 ~vinic  §  at 09:15pm 04/26/04
 
I love you.
 ~madster  §  at 09:15pm 04/26/04
 
I think i'll watch tv now.
 ~Spoony Spoonicus  §  at 09:21pm 04/26/04
 
LOL
 ~RedCappy  §  at 09:34pm 04/26/04
 
madster, you're my hero.
 ~Dudley  §  at 09:49pm 04/26/04
 
OH MY GOD.
THAT IS AN EJACULATING COCK IN THE UPPER RIGHT.
 ~vinic  §  at 09:56pm 04/26/04
 
Why yes, IT IS.
 ~Hood  §  at 05:00am 04/27/04
 
I really do not see wtf I did to hurt anyone of you faggots, but thank you anyway. You shouldn't jump all over me, meh, not even knowing wtf is going on. That last one was for a friend, to show her how to make text on This thing. As for everything else, fuck you all win, I didn't do shit to anyone, yet you enjoy tunting me?....Bah, faggots...What ever happend to "Get to know someone?"..Just because I don't run anround drawing Dicks and shit, meh, indeed, do as you wish, I am gone, sadly, you all act younger then myself...I only thought you all would 'get to know me' before shiting all over me, guess not, w/e.

 ~madster  §  at 05:26am 04/27/04
 
one day, you will understand. And on that day you will say "holy fuck, NOW i understand".
 ~vinic  §  at 06:03am 04/27/04
 
First of all, you have to realize, you are new here. And whenever someone is new to anything, it is a good idea to test the waters. In the case of the Poopdeck, that means two or three swabs in a few days, each depicting different styles, to see how the traditional lardpirates accept each individual one. And then go with the style most people enjoy. However, you went way beyond that. Your "swab rampage," as it is called, was accepted in the beginning because of the fact you seemed to be able to draw, and with the hopes you would start drawing things that, well, are related to lardpirate values.

IE: SOMETHING ORIGINAL, HUMOROUS, AND NON-LAMEASS.

Your drawings of otaku-japanese school-children related cuteness coupled with emo-induced vomiting are the epitome of what we created the Poopdeck to battle, and, quite frankly, we can only handle so much of it.

I assume that if you browsed the deck beforehand, you would have gotten an idea of what sort of thing we like around here. And if you had some sort of sophisticated wit and sense of humor, you would recognize that the only time "Dicks" are funny is when they are done a certain way every 400 swabs.

You obviously missed our humor completely.

Don't fly off on a horribly structured and poorly thought out rant before you analyze yourself and the Poopdeck you are looking at. I will now analyze your complaint in a logical fashion to show to you just how confuzed and dipshitted you are.

First of all, there is the obvious "you all act younger then myself..." The irony in this sentence is that (a) you make typos all the fucking time, (b) you have horrible grammatic structure, (c) you are totally illogical, as pointed out above, and (d) you use retarded internet acronyms in a paragraph that is supposed to make us look lamer than you. I don't know what your junior high teacher has infiltrated your impressionable young mind with, but you need a reality check: YOU ARE AN IDIOT.

Believe me, the only thing we'll miss about you is the great fun we have at your expense.
 ~Fishguts Ahoy  §  at 07:04pm 04/27/04
 
Vinic thats probably the longest post i've ever seen on an art site.
 ~vinic  §  at 07:09pm 04/27/04
 
We are not an art site.
We are not an oekaki board.

We are the Poopdeck.

And we swab. We swab hard.
 ~Spoony Spoonicus  §  at 07:11pm 04/27/04
 
It needed to be said.
 ~Fishguts Ahoy  §  at 07:18pm 04/27/04
 
fuck right, what was I thinking
 ~johnny treachery  §  at 12:04am 04/28/04
 
oh no u di'int

grl, u dont no me, dunt be talkin shit or ill get mah bff to kick ur azz, k?
 
 
 ~Zinco on 07:40pm 06/12/02  §  431 eyeballs
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 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 ~Spoony Spoonicus  §  at 07:10pm 06/12/02
 
BUT THEY MAKE CENTIPEDE SO MUCH FUN!?!?!?
 ~dokutake  §  at 07:11pm 06/12/02
 
yes
 
 
 ~vinic on 06:01pm 06/12/02  §  532 eyeballs
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I win.
 
 
 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 ~Dudley  §  at 06:03pm 06/12/02
 
sadly, the last 3 pictures were taken away to the sodo-world, where they will be raped in the ass for all eternity.

i weep for them and their rectums.
 ~vinic  §  at 06:10pm 06/12/02
 
2, one of them was a test, now deleted
 
 
 ~Dudley on 05:46pm 06/11/02  §  726 eyeballs
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[this swab is nsfw! click it to see it! if you're fired, it's not our fault! but it will be hilarious.]

yeah, thats basically it.
testicles not included on that model.
 
 
 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 ~Riana Geeahmarkoh  §  at 05:47pm 06/11/02
 
kadokie o.o;
 ~aotommo  §  at 05:48pm 06/11/02
 
You call that a penis?
 ~Dudley  §  at 05:50pm 06/11/02
 
no, YOU call that a penis!
I DARE YA!
 ~Riana Geeahmarkoh  §  at 05:50pm 06/11/02
 
draw one for me Atom~~~~~~
 ~crazy julio  §  at 05:55pm 06/11/02
 
uhh.. penis.
 
 
 ~aotommo on 01:26am 06/11/02  §  1014 eyeballs
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gg
 
 
 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 ~vinic  §  at 01:27am 06/11/02
 
Why's the heart white
 ~Dudley  §  at 01:30am 06/11/02
 
ZANG!
 ~aotommo  §  at 01:40am 06/11/02
 
The heart is merely a symbol, and is therefore not composed of white- only black. The "o" is the same case- it does not include the white inside of it.
 ~aotommo  §  at 01:40am 06/11/02
 
fuck
 ~vinic  §  at 01:59am 06/11/02
 
All fixed
 
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