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 ~Dudley on 04:37pm 02/21/08 (02:36pm 02/21/08) in 47m36s  §  3134 eyeballs
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It's impolite to stare, asshole.
 
 
 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 ~vinic  §  at 02:59pm 02/21/08
 
rad.
 ~Washuu  §  at 05:52pm 02/21/08
 
fuck yeah
 ~Aquas  §  at 01:38pm 02/22/08
 
Hahaha.
 
 
 ~Washuu on 12:23am 01/01/07 (12:22am 01/01/07) in 7m24s  §  302 eyeballs
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OPRAH WINFREY
 
 
 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 ~Spoony Spoonicus  §  at 02:53pm 01/02/07
 
Heh heh, rule.
 
 
 ~Spoony Spoonicus on 09:03pm 05/14/04 in 3m31s  §  144 eyeballs
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 ~RedCappy  §  at 01:20am 05/15/04
 
Okay, I laughed my fucking ass off at this one.
 
 
 ~Spoony Spoonicus on 08:39pm 05/14/04 in 3m40s  §  151 eyeballs
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victory somersault!
 
 
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 ~RedCappy  §  at 01:17am 05/15/04
 
LOL! This rocks!
 
 
 ~madster on 09:14pm 04/26/04 in 12m6s  §  230 eyeballs
 
 
 
 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 ~vinic  §  at 09:15pm 04/26/04
 
I love you.
 ~madster  §  at 09:15pm 04/26/04
 
I think i'll watch tv now.
 ~Spoony Spoonicus  §  at 09:21pm 04/26/04
 
LOL
 ~RedCappy  §  at 09:34pm 04/26/04
 
madster, you're my hero.
 ~Dudley  §  at 09:49pm 04/26/04
 
OH MY GOD.
THAT IS AN EJACULATING COCK IN THE UPPER RIGHT.
 ~vinic  §  at 09:56pm 04/26/04
 
Why yes, IT IS.
 ~Hood  §  at 05:00am 04/27/04
 
I really do not see wtf I did to hurt anyone of you faggots, but thank you anyway. You shouldn't jump all over me, meh, not even knowing wtf is going on. That last one was for a friend, to show her how to make text on This thing. As for everything else, fuck you all win, I didn't do shit to anyone, yet you enjoy tunting me?....Bah, faggots...What ever happend to "Get to know someone?"..Just because I don't run anround drawing Dicks and shit, meh, indeed, do as you wish, I am gone, sadly, you all act younger then myself...I only thought you all would 'get to know me' before shiting all over me, guess not, w/e.

 ~madster  §  at 05:26am 04/27/04
 
one day, you will understand. And on that day you will say "holy fuck, NOW i understand".
 ~vinic  §  at 06:03am 04/27/04
 
First of all, you have to realize, you are new here. And whenever someone is new to anything, it is a good idea to test the waters. In the case of the Poopdeck, that means two or three swabs in a few days, each depicting different styles, to see how the traditional lardpirates accept each individual one. And then go with the style most people enjoy. However, you went way beyond that. Your "swab rampage," as it is called, was accepted in the beginning because of the fact you seemed to be able to draw, and with the hopes you would start drawing things that, well, are related to lardpirate values.

IE: SOMETHING ORIGINAL, HUMOROUS, AND NON-LAMEASS.

Your drawings of otaku-japanese school-children related cuteness coupled with emo-induced vomiting are the epitome of what we created the Poopdeck to battle, and, quite frankly, we can only handle so much of it.

I assume that if you browsed the deck beforehand, you would have gotten an idea of what sort of thing we like around here. And if you had some sort of sophisticated wit and sense of humor, you would recognize that the only time "Dicks" are funny is when they are done a certain way every 400 swabs.

You obviously missed our humor completely.

Don't fly off on a horribly structured and poorly thought out rant before you analyze yourself and the Poopdeck you are looking at. I will now analyze your complaint in a logical fashion to show to you just how confuzed and dipshitted you are.

First of all, there is the obvious "you all act younger then myself..." The irony in this sentence is that (a) you make typos all the fucking time, (b) you have horrible grammatic structure, (c) you are totally illogical, as pointed out above, and (d) you use retarded internet acronyms in a paragraph that is supposed to make us look lamer than you. I don't know what your junior high teacher has infiltrated your impressionable young mind with, but you need a reality check: YOU ARE AN IDIOT.

Believe me, the only thing we'll miss about you is the great fun we have at your expense.
 ~Fishguts Ahoy  §  at 07:04pm 04/27/04
 
Vinic thats probably the longest post i've ever seen on an art site.
 ~vinic  §  at 07:09pm 04/27/04
 
We are not an art site.
We are not an oekaki board.

We are the Poopdeck.

And we swab. We swab hard.
 ~Spoony Spoonicus  §  at 07:11pm 04/27/04
 
It needed to be said.
 ~Fishguts Ahoy  §  at 07:18pm 04/27/04
 
fuck right, what was I thinking
 ~johnny treachery  §  at 12:04am 04/28/04
 
oh no u di'int

grl, u dont no me, dunt be talkin shit or ill get mah bff to kick ur azz, k?
 
 
 ~Spoony Spoonicus on 11:54pm 02/18/04 in 4m55s  §  128 eyeballs
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They found some wacky shit on tv, those Vidiots.
 
 
 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 ~Spoony Spoonicus  §  at 11:55pm 02/18/04
 
he's supposed to be nailed to a wall, but it looks like he's floating off the ground.
 ~Fishguts Ahoy  §  at 12:03pm 02/19/04
 
lol, I wish my doctor was named Dr.Stinky.
 ~zvalkyr  §  at 02:35am 02/20/04
 
you should draw a cross behind him.
 
 
 ~RedCappy on 11:09pm 11/16/03 in 7m52s  §  331 eyeballs
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Uhm, well - it's an inside joke, heh heh.
 
 
 rawks  §  rad comments, dogg.
 ~vinic  §  at 11:10pm 11/16/03
 
This swab kicks ass even if you don't understand the inside joke.
 ~Spoony Spoonicus  §  at 11:11pm 11/16/03
 
LOL
 ~dash  §  at 05:38pm 11/17/03
 
neopolitan nigger. CLASSIC!
 ~vinic  §  at 07:36pm 11/18/03
 
You're wrong. Being incorrect is wrong. You should stop being wrong all the time.
 
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