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welcome to the beach - 07:38pm 03/04/10

a swab

#4312 (beach kegger #1) § welcome to the beach

~vinic on 10:08pm 03/04/10 (07:38pm 03/04/10) in 2h1m40s § 4239 eyeballs

anchors.

(4)

after 4 bombings:

anchors: !, thumbs up, keg, party, beach, nautical

welcome to the beach

i brought the keg.

let's party.

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~Dudley § at 08:41pm 03/04/10

what is this oh shit

~Maid § at 08:43pm 03/04/10

I HAVE GIVEN YOU ONE BOMB SIR. Give us this shit

~Dudley § at 08:45pm 03/04/10

nice diddle action
5/5 on a scale of 5 diddles.

~Maid § at 08:46pm 03/04/10

Diddle my dilz you kiddiediddler

Holy shit where's the documentation manual for this shit

~Azul Rojo § at 10:59pm 03/04/10

Pure awesomeness. I like the beach. And that's a nice-looking keg.

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