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WOAHBOTNIK - 04:46am 08/03/10
CHIP??? - 01:51am 07/26/10
Spoony Spoonicus made me do this. - 11:33pm 03/22/10
I GOT BUBBLE BOBBLE PART 2! - 11:10pm 03/07/10
Heavy's Nightmare - 03:31pm 03/05/10
Are you ready for this? - 12:59am 03/05/10
Remember Gradius - 10:19am 06/09/08
Sacrificed?! What a bitch! - 11:16pm 05/29/08
shittle 13354 & shittle 1820 - 07:59am 03/21/08
Shit Piece unfanart - 08:27pm 02/20/08
Vic Viper VS. Colossus - 11:56am 02/15/08
Kaiji - 01:31am 02/14/08
shittle 24553 - 03:37pm 02/07/08
shittle 10329 - 11:17pm 02/02/08
rock - 05:15pm 11/15/07
the triad - 10:27pm 10/23/07
Fuck You. - 06:53pm 10/16/07
Milkman Conspiracy - 01:36am 04/17/07
GARFIELD BELMONT - 12:33am 11/16/06
Poopdeck Birthday Swab - 10:19pm 07/16/06
Raoul Duke Running Down a Buffett - 04:33am 06/24/06
An Earthbound tale - 08:01pm 06/05/06
TONIGHT I DINE ON TURTLE SOUP - 02:19am 01/22/06
Goro eating a beer can - 10:29pm 11/06/05
OBJECTION! - 04:03pm 10/22/05
BANNINATED - 04:03am 08/29/05
THE BIG STORM - 01:18am 08/25/05
The Prince vs. Super Buccaneer - 11:21pm 07/28/05
My most emotional swab ever. - 02:22am 07/27/05
POOPDECK EXPLOSIVO 1 YEAR BIRTHDAY LOGO - 05:40pm 07/16/05
Mr.Syd In Silent Hill - 05:07pm 07/13/05
Fronk - 06:35am 07/06/05
WORLD'S FASTEST... - 04:18am 07/02/05
Space Harrier - 05:51am 06/08/05
Super Buccaneer - C-Dock's I.D. - 05:40pm 05/15/05
ID - 03:22am 02/28/05
two-minute THE POWER IS OFF - 08:03pm 01/29/05
two-minute THE POOL IS EMPTY - 02:36pm 01/29/05
Ironsword's cave bear - 02:32pm 01/29/05
Hugo walks home at midnight - 03:14am 01/29/05
Hogan's Alley, Lardpirates Edition! - 08:19pm 01/01/05
Stopspell - 09:49pm 12/29/04
Give me your sandwich. - 09:32pm 12/29/04
YOU DUMBASS! - 05:54pm 12/17/04
Dr. Eyepatch - 01:12am 12/03/04
Super Dodge Ball Logo - 07:24pm 11/22/04
Lisence to Swab - 09:21pm 11/01/04
Mario Paint logo - 01:19am 10/31/04
Scorched Earth Poopdeck logo - 01:00am 10/31/04
SMBPD logo - 10:38pm 09/28/04
FFPD logo - 11:25pm 09/27/04
logo - 05:09pm 09/25/04
Shyna Logo - 02:55am 09/24/04
Deck Logo - 10:05pm 09/08/04
THrowback to another classic - 08:31pm 09/08/04
poopdeck - 12:56am 09/08/04
FONZI RELLI FONZI - 07:44pm 08/24/04
2-minute Kamen no Ninja - 08:51pm 08/11/04
gooboahfg - 02:50am 07/06/04
My favorite enemy from Fire Sword - 09:05pm 07/01/04
Dr. Saotome - 11:12pm 06/07/04
Definately, Buzzsaw Girl. - 01:49am 06/01/04
Woodman, On Neptune, screaming "PONY!" - 07:56pm 05/19/04
A former swab... - 08:48pm 05/14/04
london calling - 09:11am 05/04/04
Sir Kuros - 07:43pm 04/27/04
Spoony in Ultima IX - 10:50pm 04/25/04
Tribute to crayolas - 09:45pm 12/10/03
badly-drawn tribute to metal combat - 11:48pm 10/05/03
Merv Burgers - 07:44pm 09/22/03
The little known "Ghetto" Game and Watch - 08:03pm 08/19/03
HADOOKEN!!! - 08:15pm 07/23/03
Dumpstar! - 09:41pm 07/22/03
advantage - 10:09pm 07/21/03
Bucky O'Hare - 10:54pm 04/03/03
Ghouls and Ghosts - ! - 12:27pm 04/03/03
unknown - 11:10pm 01/01/03
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part of a swab rampage! three or more in a row! damn! what a showoff.

#4358 (beach kegger #47) § WOAHBOTNIK

~Zero_Diamond on 04:46am 08/03/10 in 16m0s § 4215 eyeballs

anchors: robotnik, tribute

SOMEBODY DOSED ROBOTNIK OH SHIIIIIIIT

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~vinic § at 12:52am 08/05/10

i feel like this exact swab has been done before.

#4356 (beach kegger #45) § CHIP???

~Zero_Diamond on 01:51am 07/26/10 in 27m38s § 3833 eyeballs

(5)

after 2 bombings:

anchors: tribute

What are you doing here? You can't even swim without flippers.

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~vinic § at 01:46pm 07/29/10

Beautiful.

~Azul Rojo § at 10:02pm 08/01/10

Damn, I miss this game. And that's such a perfect reproduction of Chip's sprite.

#4340 (beach kegger #29) § Spoony Spoonicus made me do this.

~Dudley on 11:33pm 03/22/10 in 37m25s § 4720 eyeballs

(5)

after 1 bombings:

anchors: tribute

secret satan:
Metroid Prime Rib

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~Dudley § at 11:34pm 03/22/10

Caught fresh this morning on planet Zebes, frozen in liquid nitrogen and broiled to perfection with mint jelly, MADAME.

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 11:35pm 03/22/10

A shittle turned Secret Satan turned excellent swab. I approve.

#4326 (beach kegger #15) § I GOT BUBBLE BOBBLE PART 2!

~Spoony Spoonicus on 11:17pm 03/07/10 (11:10pm 03/07/10) in 14m30s § 3692 eyeballs

(5)

after 2 bombings:

anchors: tribute, explosion

...And I paid out the ass for it!

Guess the price and win THREE shittles!

Bonus prize: Name the two swabs this swab is a tribute to.

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~RedCappy § at 11:13pm 03/07/10

A fantastic recreation!

~zvalkyr § at 01:52am 03/08/10

1400 gold pieces, 27 silver

~Azul Rojo § at 01:54am 03/08/10

Nice swab. I'm guessing you paid $175 for this game.

No idea what this is a tribute to, though.

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 01:55am 03/08/10

Less than that.

~Dudley § at 01:55am 03/08/10

four hundred and twenty dollars

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 01:56am 03/08/10

Nay.

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 02:08am 03/08/10

Shyna had the closest guess to the total ($112.55), so her prize is the three longest shittles.

THROUGHOUT HISTORY, HUNDREDS OF DERANGED SCIENTIFIC MINDS HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP IN THEIR LABS LATE AT NIGHT TO UNLEASH UPON AN UNSUSPECTING WORLD VAST ARMIES OF GIANT PSYCHO-MUTANT AADVARKS, BEAGLES, CATERPILLARS, DOLPHINS, ENZYMES, FROGS, GIRL GUIDES, HOUSEPLANTS, IGUANAS, JELLYFISH, KOALAS, LEPIDOPTERA, MUSHROOMS, NEWTS, ORANUTANGS, POLYPS, QUARKS, RODENTS, SPIDERS, TUNAFISH, UMBRELLA BIRDS, VEGETARIANS, WASPS, XEROPHYTES, YAKS AND ZYGODACTYLS

HOW TO BE A FACEBOOK DOUCHEBAG IN 3 EASY STEPS: 1) POST A PHOTO THAT MAKES YOU LOOK "INTENSE" OR DEEP IN THOUGHT 2) MAKE SURE HALF OF YOUR 'FAVORITE QUOTES' ARE FROM YOURSELF, AND THAT ALL OF THEM SOUND REALLY FLOWERY AND PRETENTIOUS 3) MAKE CONTROVERSIAL CLAIMS WITHOUT CITING SOURCES, AND WHEN PEOPLE CALL YOU OUT ON THEM JUST CRY THAT IT'S YOUR OPINION (NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU PRESENTED IT AS FACT) OR JUST CUT-AND-PASTE FROM OTHER PEOPLES' SOURCELESS ARTICLES AND SAY "THERE I WAS RIGHT FUCK YOU"

SO YOUR PLAN IS TO TYPE UP A LETTER, CONCEALING IT IN SOME RUSTY TOOLBOX, BOLTING A TRAY OVER IT, CONCEALING IT IN A DISUSED SUPPLY CLOSET IN THE BACK CORNER OF WYNTECH'S SERVER ROOM, AND THEN COUNTING ON YOUR SON TO, FOR NO REAL REASON, GROW ODDLY INTERESTED IN THE SUPPLY CLOSET, SO MUCH SO THAT HE SNEAKS INTO YOUR EVIL BOSS' OFFICE - THE ONE WHO MURDERED YOU, BY THE WAY - STEALING A KEY FROM HIM, GOING INSIDE, AND THEN GETTING STRANGELY INTERESTED IN THE TOOLBOX, SEARCHING THAT AND FINDING YOUR LETTER. DAD, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A SAFETY DEPOSIT BOX?!

schfifty-five! been given 5 bombs at least 5 times! hardcore!

#4317 (beach kegger #6) § Heavy's Nightmare

~Dudley on 03:31pm 03/05/10 in 6m47s § 5617 eyeballs

(5)

after 5 bombings:

anchors: we love valve, team fortress 2, heavy, medic, food, nightmare, tribute

Heavy had a nightmare about what sandwiches do in his homeland.

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~vinic § at 03:48pm 03/05/10

Someone copy-pasted the medic's head.

It's not cheating. I do it all the time.

~Dudley § at 03:59pm 03/05/10

It's because i wanted the exact same expression of annoyed confusion

~Azul Rojo § at 08:02pm 03/05/10

This is awesome. If you don't use this as a spray at least once, bad things will happen.

~Dudley § at 08:04pm 03/05/10

its currently the scurvy doggs group icon, i hope thats good enough

~vinic § at 02:02am 03/06/10

I should get a tablet. They're pretty cheap now.

~Dudley § at 02:38am 03/06/10

even a cheap one is great. wacom is overpriced, fuck them.

#4315 (beach kegger #4) § Are you ready for this?

~Spoony Spoonicus on 01:09am 03/05/10 (12:59am 03/05/10) in 20m49s § 2779 eyeballs

anchors: tribute

The King is in the house.

It's Mojo Mojo Mojo KING BEE!

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 01:00am 03/05/10

Note to self: Use the pencil tool next time instead of the pen.

~vinic § at 01:03am 03/05/10

It's like you drew it on something, cut it out, and used it as a sticker.

#4280 (poopdeck-o #222) § Remember Gradius

~Aquas on 10:19am 06/09/08 in 47m32s § 4948 eyeballs

(5)

after 1 bombings:

anchors: while under the influence, tribute

The options, the space, shoot the core !!! destroy everything !

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~Dudley § at 10:34am 06/09/08

Lord British with the cyclon laser in the room with all the moai statues

~RedCappy § at 12:11pm 06/09/08

GRATE!

#4276 (poopdeck-o #218) § Sacrificed?! What a bitch!

~Aquas on 01:23am 05/30/08 (11:16pm 05/29/08) in 2h19m28s § 6067 eyeballs

(5)

after 4 bombings:

anchors: tribute, Battle, medic, explosion

A kobold shaman has the wit on Gore, the Trollish Barbarian. He cackles and takes the chance to defeat Gore over an altar of chaos, calling up vanquishing flames for a sacrificing ritual.

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~Dudley § at 12:27am 05/30/08

damn man i want to start a black metal band just to get this put on our album art

~RedCappy § at 01:01pm 05/30/08

This definitely has a rat-fink deal to it, loving it.

~zvalkyr § at 08:38pm 06/05/08

this fucking happens to me 90% of the time i step on an altar. some cunt shows up out of nowhere and BAM, sacrificed!

~Azul Rojo § at 12:42am 07/06/08

I just saw this now, so...BOMBS!

#4235 (poopdeck-o #177) § shittle 13354 & shittle 1820

~vinic on 07:59am 03/21/08 in 10m45s § 6627 eyeballs

anchors: tribute, double shittle

AM I NERD FOR TAKING BOTH A UNIX AND A LINUX CLASS IN THE SAME SEMESTER? PROBABLY!

and

BOBBY'S WORLD

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~Aquas § at 05:51pm 03/21/08

This shit is scary. Especiallt the wet boobies. UUUghhhhhh what the fuck.

#4215 (poopdeck-o #157) § Shit Piece unfanart

~Dudley on 08:27pm 02/20/08 in 18m44s § 5121 eyeballs

(5)

after 1 bombings:

anchors: tribute

my favorite scene from everyones least favorite one piece fanfic.

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~Spoony Spoonicus § at 08:30pm 02/20/08

HAHA!

~vinic § at 07:27am 02/21/08

This is required to be the profile image for the poor girl's chut.

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