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Sweating my ass off, here. - 03:01am 03/20/10
What its doing right now, it being our situation - 02:52am 03/20/10
That was interesting. - 01:09am 02/27/10
That was hilarious. - 01:03am 02/27/10
That was horseshit. - 12:51am 02/27/10

#103 § Sweating my ass off, here.

~O'Doyle Flush on 03:16am 03/20/10 (03:01am 03/20/10) in 13m40s § 446 eyeballs

mood:

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Three dudes tell their tales.

anchors: the finger

I dunno what the hell Buddy's been chewing on when he goes behind a cactus to take a leak, but he made a really good point earlier today.
We've been doing this road gig for about three days now through the damn desert. the highway's all torn to shit and this fucking van of Tom's got absolutely no airflow. It's like we're driving through the Suplex Valley lava pits in a goddamn sweat lodge. A badass jeep would knock a whole damn twelve hours off this shitty sand dune gauntlet and we'd be blasting through some serious wind every time we hit one going 80.

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

~Stoic Tom § at 03:09am 03/20/10

Theres nothing wrong with the van, O'Doyle. You're just pissed that Buddy keeps calling shotgun before you even get done paying for the gas when we stop.

~O'Doyle Flush § at 03:09am 03/20/10

Fuck you man, this ride's coming out of my wallet and you won't even back me up on a shotgun by default.

no bombs. no rawks. no love for this swab.

#102 § What its doing right now, it being our situation

~Buddy Hatchett on 02:52am 03/20/10 in 2m9s § 350 eyeballs

mood:

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Three dudes tell their tales.

anchors: while under the influence

the rankness of the occasion is the main thing that we need to be concerned about because theres going to be gravy at the end of this line man i just know it i can feel it in my bone marrow.

thats way better than just your bones man because thats whats inside your bones, a deep inner feeling of things going the way they should and this is why we got to get ourselves a jeep, man.

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

#97 § That was interesting.

~Stoic Tom on 01:09am 02/27/10 in 15s § 221 eyeballs

mood:

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Three dudes tell their tales.

anchors: none.

We got our asses kicked today by a pissed off gorilla.

I'd care but we're all pretty much fine. Besides, pissing off a gorilla to the point of attack by just saying something is a pretty hard thing to do.

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

#96 § That was hilarious.

~Buddy Hatchett on 01:03am 02/27/10 § 226 eyeballs

mood:

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Three dudes tell their tales.

anchors: none.

We got our asses kicked today by a pissed off gorilla.

Flush acted like a dick and we all paid for it man. The hairy thing came at us like a chubby yeti, dude. I bet he could pass off as one. A chubby yeti. He'd be the best at it.

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

#95 § That was horseshit.

~O'Doyle Flush on 12:58am 02/27/10 (12:51am 02/27/10) in 1m55s § 235 eyeballs

mood:

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Three dudes tell their tales.

anchors: none.

We got our asses kicked today by a pissed off gorilla.

Fucker just lunged at us when I told him his story about high-fiving Stained Glass Widow's hand was bullshit. What a dick.

rawks § rad comments, dogg.

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