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 chains  §  collective madness.
crap linked together. like pages in a terrible book.
 
 
 Let's Play Suikoden 2
Let's Play Suikoden 2
108 stars and no pokeballs in sight.
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 Downloadable Games Quick Hits
Downloadable Games Quick Hits
We love Virtual Console but man fuck writing a full review of something we just paid six dollars for. Have a Quick Hit instead.
  ...here's the latest:
 Star Control 2 (GOG.com)  §  ~Spoony Spoonicus on 01:34am 05/20/12
 
 
 Let's Play Baldur's Gate
Let's Play Baldur's Gate
remember that game it's pretty fun gonna prove it
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 VIEWTIFUL GONTERMAN
VIEWTIFUL GONTERMAN
WE'RE PICKING UP WHERE MSTRON LEFT OFF!
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 Games in a Nutshell
Games in a Nutshell
Bustin' down plots like the T pities fools.
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 Top Tens
Top Tens
Top ten lists of whatever the hell.
  ...here's the latest:
 Spoony's Top Ten Games of 2011  §  ~Spoony Spoonicus on 12:14am 11/26/11
 
 
 yaoi-kawaii123's Gutter Trash
yaoi-kawaii123's Gutter Trash
Fan fiction and sociopathy do not mix.
  ...here's the latest:
 Marona? A Demon? Uhhuh, Chapter 4  §  ~RahuBrouhaha on 01:44pm 10/15/11
 
 
 YouTube Gangbang
YouTube Gangbang
slam bam thank you ma'am.
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 Child of Green
Child of Green
Ruining all of your favorite 90s franchises since 2001.
  ...here's the latest:
 
 
 MSTing on the Ghost Planet
MSTing on the Ghost Planet
Gonterman gold that we just won't let die.
  ...here's the latest:
 
 
 Album Quick Hits
Album Quick Hits
Thoughts and feelings which occur while listening to assorted musical releases. Scores are pretty meaningless.
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 Noteworthy Albums of 2010  §  ~vinic on 10:50am 02/12/11
 
 
 Diaries of the Adventurer Trio
Diaries of the Adventurer Trio
Three dudes tell their tales.
  ...here's the latest:
 Radio Transmission #1  §  ~Buddy Hatchett on 02:54pm 08/07/10
 
 
 The Adventurer's Field Guide
The Adventurer's Field Guide
Do Naught to Panicke.
The leading publication specializing in how not to die.
  ...here's the latest:
 Appendix 12, "Audio Diaries", section 4  §  ~vinic on 08:41pm 07/11/10
 
 
 SorceryGeniusLina's Shit Piece
SorceryGeniusLina's Shit Piece
Taking a shit on bars of gold and smearing it on our souls.
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 Shit Piece: the Pain Counter  §  ~Chuck the Plant on 02:22am 05/19/10
 
 
 Anime in a Nutshell
Anime in a Nutshell
Most anime, despite all you've been lead to believe, really really sucks.
  ...here's the latest:
 
 
 Spoony's Phantasy Star 4 Playthrough
  ...here's the latest:
 
 
 Spoony's Phantom Brave Playthrough
Spoony's Phantom Brave Playthrough
viiiideeeoooo gaaaaaammmmmeeeeessssss
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 Super Smash Bros: BFS
Super Smash Bros: BFS
Super Smash Bros: Big Fuckin' Showdown. We're taking the main idea behind Risk, applying it to Smash Bros, and having a big-ass online throw-down.
  ...here's the latest:
 
 
 Colloquial News
Colloquial News
Big news pieces written like you and me are sharing a cigarette during our break and I'm just wasting our ten minutes talking about shit like Tibet and Oprah's dog.
  ...here's the latest:
 Psystar vs. Apple  §  ~vinic on 07:08am 04/16/08
 
 
 Jolly Rogers
Jolly Rogers
Awards for the top-left corner of the site.
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 Whale Bomber Jolly Roger  §  ~Spoony Spoonicus on 01:19pm 04/14/08
 
 
 Dynamite Kingdom
Dynamite Kingdom
Or How To Make Effective Holes In The Earth Friends and Enemies
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 Application of Physics
Application of Physics
A test of retardation in comparison to acceleration, velocity, and time.
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 Continuation  §  ~ragna on 10:08am 09/28/07
 
 
 Syd & Vinic: Private Investigators
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 No Title  §  ~vinic on 10:57pm 12/02/02
 
 
 The Cosmic Zipper
The Cosmic Zipper
Gateway to the Stars
  ...here's the latest:
 LOBSTER HORROR PICTURE SHOW  §  ~RedCappy on 04:06pm 06/28/06
 
 
 MONK FORCE BETA
MONK FORCE BETA
MONK FORCE BETA
  ...here's the latest:
 MONK FORCE BETA #3  §  ~MONK FORCE BETA on 02:04pm 03/24/03
 
 
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