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 Maid  §  "HEY LOOK IT'S A PENIS JOKE OH NO OH NO OH NO"
 
A Maid
 
 activity.
 
last seen 12:53am 01/16/11 at realm=waggoner:::shrimp=spank:::whitewine=1174:::condoms=the big tf2 tradeorama post
~80 total hits to the site since 01:16am 07/12/09
 
 digits.
 
e-mail  §  g10v4nn1 [at] gmail [which is dotted with a] com
site  §  I have no homepage
 
 the poopdeck stats  §  total swabs: 7  §  check 'em out  §  preview list
 time wasted doing swabs: 2 hours, 25 minutes, 58 seconds.
 the brig stats  §  total logs: 1  §  check 'em out  §  preview list
 time wasted doing logs: 54 seconds.
 rawk stats  §  total rawks: 12
 
 bomb stats  §  total bombing: 2
 average bombing: 3
 overall stats  §  total blobs: 8
 
total time wasted making content for this damn site: 2 hours, 26 minutes, 52 seconds.
 
 
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