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I'll cut your fucking balls off and have them bronzed and placed on my fucking mantle.
 
 activity.
 
last seen 05:45pm 02/03/08 at site_realm=1::pirate=haul
~328 total hits to the site since 01:16am 07/12/09
 
 digits.
 
e-mail  §  bakausagi [at] sbcglobal [which is dotted with a] net
site  §  resub[dot]net
 
 the poopdeck stats  §  total swabs: 88  §  check 'em out  §  preview list
 time wasted doing swabs: 15 hours, 42 minutes, 32 seconds.
 the waggoner stats  §  total spanks: 10  §  check 'em out  §  preview list
 time wasted doing spanks: 22 minutes, 40 seconds.
 rawk stats  §  total rawks: 215
 
 bomb stats  §  total bombing: 7
 average bombing: 4.93
 overall stats  §  total blobs: 98
 
total time wasted making content for this damn site: 16 hours, 5 minutes, 12 seconds.
 
 
 
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