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Dogman Ambush
~Dudley - 12:41am 03/11/10 Alan Smithee made me do this. ~vinic - 09:32pm 03/10/10 Alan Smithee made me do this. ~vinic - 09:17pm 03/10/10 Alan Smithee made me do this. ~vinic - 08:58pm 03/10/10 cigs award ~vinic - 06:27pm 03/09/10 
Final Fantasy XIII In a Nutshell
~Azul Rojo - 10:42pm 03/10/10 Super Rare Games ~Spoony Spoonicus - 05:11pm 03/10/10 yeasayer - odd blood (2010) ~vinic - 12:25am 03/10/10 yeasayer - all hour cymbals (2007) ~vinic - 12:13am 03/10/10 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Reshelled (Xbox Live Arcade) ~Spoony Spoonicus - 03:07pm 03/09/10 
An Open Letter to the Internet Gods, If They Exist.
~vinic - 06:44pm 03/05/10 HOW DOES THSI WORK ~Craigs Dad - 07:10pm 03/04/10 cmere pretty lady ~Loudass Frat Boy - 07:05pm 03/04/10 Dump Update ~vinic - 01:57pm 03/03/10 That was interesting. ~Stoic Tom - 01:09am 02/27/10  new diddles
Chrono Cross in a Nutshell
~Spoony Spoonicus - 02:35pm 02/26/10 (02:33pm 02/26/10) Fable in a Nutshell ~Spoony Spoonicus - 08:12pm 04/16/09 (08:42pm 03/30/09) Star Ocean 2 in a Nutshell ~Spoony Spoonicus - 08:03pm 03/30/09 (05:21am 02/23/09) Lost Odyssey in a Nutshell ~Spoony Spoonicus - 01:34am 04/15/09 (10:10pm 02/19/09) Super Rare Games ~Spoony Spoonicus - 05:11pm 03/10/10 (05:11pm 03/10/10) |
 Dudley § "Dripping freely from the top shelf"
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brig junk § Dropkicking the Stars - or: Dudley peppers boring stories of his life with cuss words and ridiculous threats.
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 Dogman Ambush - 12:41am 03/11/10
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RETRACT AND CONSUME! - 12:22am 04/26/07 Milkman Conspiracy - 01:36am 04/17/07 Mood - 11:49pm 04/12/07 mood - 11:07pm 04/05/07 Mood - 11:05pm 04/05/07 mood - 01:09am 04/01/07 mood - 02:26pm 03/31/07 mood - 01:55pm 03/31/07 mood - 01:47pm 03/31/07 mood - 12:49am 03/31/07 mood - 11:24pm 03/30/07 Log - 10:29pm 03/30/07 John is stoned. - 12:12am 02/22/07 On the 5th day of Christmas Harry Larry gave to me - 11:37pm 12/16/06 Pagan Japanese Food God - 11:30am 12/12/06 DK - 09:50pm 12/09/06 Shitting Turkey - 07:22pm 11/21/06 Dog Dreams - 03:28pm 11/19/06 Thank You - 10:36pm 10/16/06 No Title - 12:09am 09/24/06 Poopdeck Birthday Swab - 10:19pm 07/16/06 Ice Cream - 01:39am 07/04/06 CAN YOU SOLVE THE RUBIK'S PUBE? - 09:55pm 07/02/06 Vinic Plays Soccer - 11:30pm 06/29/06 Teodor breaks Ray's antique katana - 04:28pm 06/28/06 Brass Doorknobs in the Wooden Apocalypse - 02:23am 06/25/06 BANANA STORM! - 03:37am 06/24/06 NOTE TO RATTAR - 11:33pm 06/14/06 Badong Gents - 01:22am 05/04/06 happy birthday, luna - 06:37pm 04/23/06 Shyna smokes a galvanized nail - 07:25am 02/15/06 Tanya murders gravity - 05:15am 02/15/06 Coiffio - 10:38pm 12/30/05 poop side of the deck - 07:09am 12/28/05 Face Draw - 04:36am 12/17/05 HE CAN WALK THE WALK - 02:54am 12/17/05 Gyro - 02:39am 12/17/05 ten minutes - 02:17am 12/17/05 Ann and Mr. Nice Guy - 06:02am 12/04/05 DRINKING SWAB - 03:16am 11/29/05 Durriken Lovel Teaser - 12:48am 11/24/05 Roast Beef - 10:31pm 10/13/05 SHYNA'S BIRTHDAY SWAB 2 - 03:13am 09/23/05 aedvaeenc weers - 09:50am 09/08/05 THE TITLE OF THIS SWAB WAS - - 10:50pm 08/28/05 West Canadia's Flag - 04:46am 08/26/05 the day dudley ruled yarth - 02:25am 08/24/05 No Title - 01:09am 08/24/05 RAMMMPAGE - 12:57am 08/24/05 SWAB RAMPAGE! - 12:49am 08/24/05 No Title - 12:34am 08/24/05 Requested request - 12:00am 08/24/05 xyber huge - 08:48pm 08/22/05 Conrad the Stubborn - 12:02am 08/22/05 THIS IS THE POOPDECK. - 06:00pm 08/07/05 Phospher - 06:24am 08/07/05 Space Station Grumpkin - 03:40am 07/29/05 Lars Design 2 - 01:36am 07/29/05 The Prince vs. Super Buccaneer - 11:21pm 07/28/05 My most emotional swab ever. - 02:22am 07/27/05 L.A.R.S. - 07:38pm 07/23/05 POOPDECK EXPLOSIVO 1 YEAR BIRTHDAY LOGO - 05:40pm 07/16/05 Biker Elf - 08:41pm 07/13/05 King Guiness Heavyweight XXVI - 12:55am 07/08/05 Lincoln spots a band-aid - 02:20am 07/05/05 The Schmoo - 04:36am 06/08/05 Aotommo saves #jaimas - 02:19pm 06/07/05 West Canadia Sunset - 03:55am 06/07/05 WELL DONE. - 05:07am 06/05/05 Cave Story - 02:10am 06/05/05 Cave Story dude - 12:05am 06/04/05 most awesome shirt ever - 01:00pm 05/31/05 icon - 11:36pm 05/30/05 No Title - 04:21am 05/30/05 3-17 - 02:42am 05/24/05 Map of the land - 01:45pm 05/23/05 Evolution of cactus logo - 07:40pm 05/21/05 The Cylindricon - 07:00pm 05/21/05 Zvalkyr - 02:54am 05/08/05 Shyna - 02:26am 05/08/05 Ann Grenade - 12:30am 05/08/05 Marilyn Monroe's Skull on Gold - 10:33pm 05/04/05 WORLD GOONIES - 08:59pm 04/26/05 Rigging - 02:54am 04/12/05 Rocketfist Bill - 05:09am 04/09/05 Kingdom of Loathing - 03:03am 04/08/05 quick "BUSINESSMAN BILLY" - 04:14pm 04/07/05 quick "HE GOT DEPORTED" - 11:42pm 04/06/05 quick "SPOON PAYNE" - 11:31pm 04/06/05 quick "HEINZ 57 KETCHUP" - 08:18pm 04/05/05 speed "Bitchwheel" - 06:12am 04/03/05 Quick "COCKBASH" - 06:03am 04/03/05 Speed "Naked Flying Omar" - 05:52am 04/03/05 Speed Mojo Nixon - 05:45am 04/03/05 Raster K. Rovignol - 03:34am 04/03/05 Coconut = Coconut - 12:38am 03/30/05 COVER PAGE - 12:30am 03/29/05 Zacko Hoboken - 01:23am 03/22/05 Page 17 - 12:41am 03/21/05 Page 16 - 12:40am 03/21/05 Page 15 - 12:37am 03/21/05 page 14 - 03:22am 03/19/05 page 13 - 12:13am 03/19/05 page 12 - 12:15am 03/17/05 page 11 - 08:53pm 03/15/05 PAGE TEN IS SO FUCKING SWEET - 08:37pm 03/15/05 PAGE 9 - 02:00am 03/14/05 POISON! - 02:45am 03/12/05 PAGE 8 - 11:35pm 03/04/05 PAGE 7 - 12:40am 03/02/05 PAGE 6 - 12:44pm 03/01/05 PAGE 5 - 03:09am 03/01/05 PAGE 4 - 02:42am 03/01/05 PAGE 3 - 02:56am 02/28/05 PAGE 2 - 01:02am 02/28/05 PAGE 1 - 12:12am 02/28/05 Hairy Larry ID - 03:49am 02/26/05 PIRATE I.D. TEMPLATE - 03:46am 02/26/05 Total Cactus Eclipse - 03:44pm 02/25/05 No Title - 01:32am 02/18/05 VALENTINES DAY SWAB FOR CHOCSUNDAE - 04:32am 02/15/05 VALENTINE'S SWAB FOR SHYNA - 03:24am 02/15/05 RAWK ICON - 01:00am 02/15/05 SWAB ICON - 12:52am 02/15/05 SPANK! - 12:42am 02/15/05 POPE DECK! - 01:49am 02/13/05 2-minute typical x-com mission - 12:03am 02/10/05 RISE AGAIN, LITTLE FIGHTER - 11:23pm 02/08/05 OH SHAIT - 02:34am 02/08/05 2-minute rob's dog being smashed by a cinder block - 03:20pm 01/30/05 TAS concept - 01:15am 01/11/05 jesus on a t-rex - 04:25am 12/30/04 sleep - 01:15pm 12/17/04 Wilhelm Scream Rodney - 12:40pm 12/17/04 Dig Dug - 11:59pm 11/18/04 MORE HOMEWORK STILL - 01:53pm 11/18/04 MORE HOMEWORK - 01:13pm 11/18/04 more swabbage for school - 01:02pm 11/18/04 This guitar shows hue, shade, and tint. - 12:13pm 11/18/04 four-minute troll at bus stop - 04:01pm 11/10/04 Bar Fight Closely Resembles a Color Wheel - 02:17pm 11/09/04 Flaggard Westward - 08:51pm 11/02/04 Lisence to Swab - 09:21pm 11/01/04 Party Golem!! - 09:59pm 10/04/04 Debate!! - 10:51pm 09/30/04 LUMBERJACK SUE! - 05:48pm 09/28/04 choppy - 04:31pm 09/28/04 freak of nature - 12:12am 09/28/04 logo - 05:09pm 09/25/04 Viewtiful Clobber - 04:18pm 09/25/04 Shyna Birthday Swab - 11:38pm 09/23/04 Deck Logo - 10:05pm 09/08/04 FONZI RELLI FONZI - 07:44pm 08/24/04 APOCABIF - 05:56am 08/22/04 ROCKET FIST! - 05:49am 08/22/04 BURNS MY DICK! - 07:26pm 08/17/04 Phonk, the parrot - 02:56am 08/16/04 Dynasty Warriors Dream - 08:17pm 08/15/04 hellscribble - 03:20pm 08/01/04 A FIGHT! - 10:16pm 07/28/04 pirate delivery cannon - 05:02pm 07/26/04 Starre Job - Once Upon a Time in a Land Called Fuck - 06:13am 07/24/04 Ann Grenade - 01:06am 07/22/04 my headstone - 04:05am 07/21/04 what? - 01:19am 07/21/04 this is my latest swab - 11:50am 07/13/04 Angry French Mime in abstract - 11:36am 07/13/04 Dr. Saotome - 11:12pm 06/07/04 Puzzle Royale - 11:03pm 05/21/04 anti-argentina picture - 11:27pm 05/15/04 Pinkbeard Floyd and the Comfortably Numb Pirates - 08:00pm 04/28/04 losing image - 10:03pm 04/27/04 One Gun Crew Pirates - 10:06pm 04/26/04 BATTLE! - 12:29pm 04/26/04 Gnomish Sea Raiders flag - 01:33pm 04/25/04 Missile Armadillo Pirates - 11:44pm 04/23/04 Sea-Amazon - 11:49pm 03/23/04 Norbert Uppenstick/PropellerFace - 01:32am 03/20/04 this is a Buckworm - 11:58pm 03/13/04 BETA TWIN DIVE - 11:24pm 03/12/04 swingin a chain - 10:06pm 03/11/04 jen with a gun and haircut - 03:12pm 03/10/04 SOUL SUCKIN' JERK - 11:24pm 03/07/04 Half-Leprechaun - 09:58pm 03/04/04 Spoony - 01:40am 03/03/04 carlin with my eyes closed. - 05:16pm 02/28/04 LP.COM SWISS NAVY CUTLASS - 12:23pm 02/24/04 OOPS - 12:05pm 02/24/04 CAPTAIN BUGGY!! - 12:12am 02/19/04 hammer - 11:22pm 02/18/04 8ball - 12:58am 02/18/04 FOUND A HUBCAP! - 12:44am 02/12/04 2 of 4 - 06:01pm 02/11/04 panel 1 of 4 - 06:03am 02/11/04 FLOWER-FACE!! - 06:08pm 02/10/04 Last Ride of Mr. Syd - 10:28am 02/08/04 Teen Lu Bu Rides a Scale Model of the Raped Ape to the Moon - 07:29am 02/08/04 BURNING ARROW - 05:38am 02/05/04 HOMSAR - 07:03pm 02/04/04 Powst Card - 02:29am 02/02/04 Campaign Button - 01:42am 02/02/04 carlin test fires the ROD CANNON - 02:00am 01/25/04 Lloyd shoots someone - 06:33am 01/23/04 Lloyd Thickfist - 08:03am 01/15/04 Red Scott - 03:16am 01/10/04 Huge Rising - 02:23am 01/10/04 Larry fires his arm cannon - 03:36am 01/04/04 Ble-arr, fuckers. - 06:38am 12/31/03 Ker-Bro - 05:58am 12/30/03 VIEWTIFUL STOMP OF THE WEST ISLES!! - 03:18am 12/26/03 My Check - 05:03am 12/24/03 Salty Ed cuts a ship in half - 06:25pm 12/23/03 Suzie maims a ship - 07:11am 12/22/03 Luna Vs. Craig's Dad - 03:31am 12/21/03 Domo-Kun eats pikachan's fad. - 02:54am 12/21/03 Dark Cloud 2 fanart? Eh, sure, why not? - 01:21am 12/21/03 cooldude character - 10:20pm 12/12/03 High Sea - 03:24am 12/07/03 Captain Lou vs. Pee Wee Herman - 06:01am 11/30/03 Thanksgiving - 12:11pm 11/27/03 carlin intro swab. - 12:46am 11/15/03 HIROSHIDO OF SWABFIGHTERS 2003 - 11:38pm 11/12/03 BACKMAT - 09:47pm 11/05/03 thing logo - 02:46pm 10/29/03 Space Weta. - 11:05pm 10/26/03 swabcomic pt 10 - 03:10am 10/18/03 swabcomic pt 9 - 02:45am 10/18/03 Swabcomic pt 8 - 02:24am 10/18/03 part 7 - 11:24pm 10/13/03 Swabcomic pt 6 - 07:50pm 10/13/03 Swabcomic pt 5 - 06:04pm 10/13/03 Swabcomic pt 4 - 09:55pm 10/12/03 Swabcomic pt 3 - 03:36am 10/12/03 Swabcomic pt 2 - 02:59am 10/12/03 Swabcomic pt 1 - 01:41am 10/12/03 Ace vaporizes an advancing David Gonterman. - 12:57am 10/09/03 Bawm Baztik - 01:39am 10/06/03 c - 12:04am 10/06/03 A - 11:45pm 10/05/03 B - 11:20pm 10/05/03 D - 11:03pm 10/05/03 D - 10:45pm 10/05/03 Dapper Dan - 12:28am 10/04/03 The Truffleking - 10:05pm 09/24/03 for spoony - 11:05pm 09/19/03 RJ Dudley with cold fusion croquet mallet - 02:07am 09/18/03 Post Shower Carlin - 11:27pm 09/14/03 No Title - 07:33pm 09/13/03 Map to Moon - 10:41pm 08/27/03 First Church of the Everlasting Moon. - 10:23pm 08/27/03 Renegade Funk Hero - 06:57pm 08/27/03 Only Car in the Universe - 10:24pm 08/24/03 Hunter S. Thompson - 08:56pm 08/24/03 _________ Floyd Basco - 01:41am 08/23/03 what is this? - 04:13pm 08/20/03 No Title - 11:34pm 08/19/03 today's experiment... FAILED. - 11:00pm 08/16/03 Flamingo Hotel - 01:03pm 08/16/03 3 plastic army men, dipped in batter and deep fried. - 11:30pm 08/13/03 i hate this song - 11:08pm 08/08/03 C2 - 10:51pm 08/08/03 CYOADV choice - 01:31pm 08/08/03 Choice C - 07:40pm 08/06/03 Choice A - 07:20pm 08/06/03 Booster Packs. - 08:49pm 08/02/03 hillbilly in whitespace playing a banjo on a soapbox. - 10:50pm 08/01/03 No Title - 10:20pm 07/21/03 MFB game concept art - 01:52am 07/19/03 isometritank - 08:05pm 07/18/03 green guy angrily defies the toothpaste squeezing law - 07:53pm 07/18/03 SPOONGUARD - 01:02am 07/06/03 Impact - 12:01am 07/02/03 EXCESSIVELY LARGE WATERCOLOR xXxPERIMENT - 06:35pm 06/30/03 monocle cactus - 06:12pm 06/30/03 run-from-cops - 03:36am 06/25/03 beginning of a story. - 12:22am 06/25/03 Mork and Mindy. - 07:54pm 06/19/03 Swab Madness - 12:29am 06/19/03 BuGiNose - 07:41pm 06/18/03 Bu-Gi-Nose: Soon to be a SWABCOMIC - 01:21am 06/18/03 LET'S DIG IT!! - 05:20am 06/17/03 doggie - 06:58pm 06/15/03 it was going to be a duck. - 06:44pm 06/15/03 molotov coctail - 06:14pm 06/15/03 Weird little.... TRUFFLEHEAD! - 05:17pm 06/15/03 On Vacation - 05:54pm 06/14/03 President Dan President - 12:20am 06/12/03 HAPPY BIRTHDAY POOPDECK - 03:22pm 06/11/03 the LP blimp vs. Master D's bionic flying fish - 04:58pm 06/09/03 7th swab - 08:04pm 06/08/03 instructions - 07:55pm 06/08/03 Clobber Puppy vs. Blue Moon Infantryman - 07:25pm 06/08/03 bacteria culture - 07:08pm 06/08/03 CSI: Animal Crossing - 07:00pm 06/08/03 weird thing. - 06:49pm 06/08/03 Dramatic Re-enactment of my monthly cigar smoke - 05:24pm 06/08/03 Koshi Rikdo - 10:59pm 06/03/03 some mage. - 01:32am 06/03/03 Weazle with huge lines. - 09:47pm 06/02/03 Ri going insane - 08:24pm 06/02/03 mystery - 08:14pm 06/02/03 HOW TO DRAW CARLIN - 09:16pm 06/01/03 Tank Winters - 05:29pm 06/01/03 Jen on a Motorcycle Whallops Carlin - 03:09am 06/01/03 Excel Excel - 05:14pm 05/31/03 My mind, after viewing the previous swab - 10:18pm 05/29/03 Sunset Matrix - 09:20pm 05/27/03 garbage - 10:37pm 05/26/03 me vs. my sister - 08:41pm 04/30/03 Bulleta - 06:07pm 04/29/03 Rabid Dingo Baby Nursuries - 10:54am 04/28/03 dear lord, i need to practice. - 02:19am 04/13/03 Marlin Hightide prepares to cast - 03:54pm 04/01/03 Josh's hero in the frozen throne beta - 02:21pm 03/27/03 White Gunstar - 12:27pm 03/05/03 Even More Silhouette Mirage Fun! - 08:33pm 03/02/03 More Shyna Fun - 11:03pm 03/01/03 SHYNA!! - 12:05am 03/01/03 wake matt up - 03:25am 02/23/03 MFB Bio: MARZEN - 11:24pm 02/22/03 MFB bio: ACE - 01:14am 02/22/03 pikachan, or hulk hogan? - 07:41pm 02/17/03 No Title - 06:32am 02/17/03 valentine for Jen - 03:11pm 02/15/03 for Pikachan - 11:28pm 02/14/03 for Xenobia. - 10:28pm 02/14/03 valentine for Rat. - 10:05pm 02/14/03 Ramza - 07:05pm 02/12/03 SQUAPLe - 12:51am 02/09/03 logo - 11:57pm 02/08/03 Tarus - 05:02pm 02/08/03 Ultra Inter-Galactic Cybot-G, Marina Lightyears! - 03:30pm 02/07/03 bug - 05:43pm 02/02/03 THE GREEN GHOST - 10:29pm 02/01/03 Adventure Island - 05:01pm 01/31/03 exploding bear - 06:32pm 01/27/03 ASSCORN 77: ASS PAYNE - 05:28pm 01/25/03 Mecha-Meadowlark - 08:43pm 01/24/03 HACTAR GREASELEAF, MIDDLE EARTH'S FATTEST ELF! - 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The Adventurer's Field Guide, page 212: Things to Kill - 01:39am 05/21/09 Quick Hit: Plants Vs. Zombies - 02:19pm 05/12/09 Video Game Quick Hit: House of the Dead: Overkill - 01:29am 04/12/09 Adventurer's Field Guide page 501: "Diamond" Pete Cuffs - 04:11pm 02/14/09 Fuck You 2 - 06:56pm 02/12/09 Fuck You - 04:37pm 02/06/09 Strongbad's Cool Game for Attractive People episode 1 (WiiWare) - 02:49am 08/12/08 The Adventurer's Field Guide, page 313: Buffalo Theory - 07:38pm 08/08/08 The Adventurer's Field Guide, page 603: Doppleganger Menace - 07:31pm 06/27/08 VC Quick Hit: Cocoto Fishing Master - 02:24pm 06/16/08 Defend Your Castle (WiiWare) - 08:00pm 05/17/08 The Adventurer's Field Guide, page 667: So You've Become a Vampire. Make the Best of It! - 09:57pm 05/16/08 LostWinds (WiiWare) - 01:22am 05/15/08 The Adventurer's Field Guide, page 98: Ruins of Butt Swamp - 11:11am 05/05/08 The Adventurer's Field Guide, page 112: Swag Management - 06:44pm 04/23/08 SSB: Big Fuckin' Showdown Rules and Registration - 12:40am 04/21/08 Super Smash Bros Big Fuckin' Showdown Stage List - 05:07pm 04/20/08 Super Mario Brothers 3 (NES) - 03:07am 04/13/08 Neutopia (TG16) - 05:01pm 04/12/08 The Adventurer's Field Guide page 189: Raiding Piker's Gorge - 10:39pm 04/11/08 Boston - Don't Look Back - 01:19am 04/10/08 1-2-3 Blast On! - Choose Your Own Adventure - 01:16am 04/10/08 The Adventurer's Field Guide, page 142: Know your Trolls - 08:46pm 04/05/08 The Adventurer's Field Guide, page 12: Tips for New Adventurers - 12:31am 03/31/08 The Adventurer's Field Guide, page 337: Dealing with Gravity Demons - 12:01am 03/27/08 Draw a Fantasy Battle Scene contest is DEAD. - 10:15pm 03/12/08 Roguelikes - 10:40pm 03/03/08 A Brief History of The Lardpirates - 01:33am 02/26/08 Disaster at Dumat Isle - 12:22am 01/22/08 Dynamite Kingdom: Garages Full of Old Men - 10:43pm 11/08/07 Dynamite Kingdom: Asshole Pageant - 09:13pm 10/14/07 Dynamite Kingdom: Air Traffic Control - 09:32am 10/01/07 Dynamite Kingdom: This is not part of the main story. - 04:32pm 09/16/07 Dynamite Kingdom: CLANG - 01:14am 08/05/07 Dynamite Kingdom: Roasted Whatever - 05:33am 05/29/07 JOJO/HERO campaign: actually happening!? - 09:29pm 05/26/07 Dynamite Kingdom: Let's Go to Grilldo's - 11:39pm 05/17/07 Dynamite Kingdom: Duds - 02:36pm 05/01/07 Klik game mini-review collection - 12:43pm 03/02/07 Dynamite Kingdom: Three Things Happen - 02:57am 01/03/07 Dynamite Kingdom: Scornio - 12:33am 11/03/06 Dynamite Kingdom: Dirt Imps - 10:41pm 11/02/06 Dynamite Kingdom: - 10:41pm 11/02/06 Dynamite Kingdom: Conversational Sasquish - 10:06pm 10/29/06 Dynamite Kingdom: Tarps Full of Friends - 09:10pm 10/29/06 Dynamite Kingdom: the Bigsby Family Heirloom - 07:46pm 10/28/06 Dynamite Kingdom: Jagger the Negotiator - 10:07pm 10/18/06 Dynamite Kingdom: Engines Full of Boars - 08:24pm 10/17/06 Dynamite Kingdom: Engines Full of Sand - 08:28pm 10/16/06 Dynamite Kingdom: Somewhere. - 11:02am 10/16/06 Dynamite Kingdom: Somewhere Over the Forest - 08:28pm 10/15/06 Dynamite Kingdom: Cleaning Day - 07:06pm 10/15/06 REVIEW MULTISTRIKE - 07:56pm 02/21/06 ROBBED! - 09:34am 12/22/05 NINTENDO FRIENDY-CODE LIST - 01:35pm 11/23/05 MATCH.COM, FUCK YOU. - 03:40am 07/26/05 Spoonio Character Rundown - 02:43am 07/25/05 i made better memes. - 05:21am 05/30/05 dddddddddd - 08:53pm 05/25/05 The Kingdom - 03:03pm 05/23/05 Starting Over - 03:16am 04/01/05 Shyna vs. Headless Bat Swinger - 01:22am 03/21/05 I fought Sailor Moon the other day. - 02:05am 02/11/05 Horde of Badong Gentlemen WOW guild - 01:37am 11/25/04 Master Ninja and Fangoria Blood Drive - 10:08pm 10/16/04 Glossary for Tales of Symphonia - 12:02pm 09/18/04 World of Warcraft Mini-Review - 01:52am 09/07/04 Anti-Anti Littering Campaign - 02:13am 08/30/04 Super College Funtime Bonanza 1 - 12:06pm 08/27/04 The Pirate's Code - 02:40pm 08/12/04 .TXT//fixedsys 2 - 12:31am 08/09/04 .TXT//Fixedsys - 11:09pm 08/01/04 Helpful Hints for Anime. - 04:58am 07/31/04 my ten favorite games - 02:37am 06/04/04 Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - 09:40pm 02/13/04 Beck - Mellow Gold - 10:00am 02/09/04 Squirrel Log - 07:37am 01/09/04 X? X.... OH, X! Yeah, I hate it. - 07:33pm 12/28/03 FOUR WAY REVIEW... OF THE NORTH STAR - 05:34pm 12/28/03 CHILI BONKS - 12:58am 12/11/03 The Neverending Morning Quote List - 06:05am 12/09/03 JOBBE STAR - 06:04am 12/08/03 Big War! game! - 06:01am 12/01/03 Big War! - 03:31am 12/01/03 TEE HEE, I CHALLENGE YOU! - 01:07am 11/22/03 almost a gym teacher's son - 09:05pm 11/17/03 #Chronotrigger rant - 12:11am 11/13/03 Invoking the Rage of Brent - 09:47pm 11/06/03 Ode to Spoony - 02:41pm 10/28/03 Blast from the Past: Fun in the Sun. - 02:38am 10/25/03 Mythical Beast Combat Sports Dream - 01:26am 10/19/03 Nokia N-Gage brings smile to american faces. - 03:41am 10/09/03 Don't send me a fucking email. - 03:41am 10/07/03 i typed this in a WPM gauge. - 12:14am 10/04/03 Man, your college sucks. - 01:48am 09/30/03 Dunames Dark Witch - 01:32am 09/30/03 Fear and Loathing in Mexico - 12:40am 09/20/03 Winters Family History 1 - 12:37am 09/16/03 Boyscouts - 10:58pm 09/15/03 Jerkcity Tribute - 11:35pm 09/04/03 Wild Guns - 01:27am 08/29/03 Chicken Soup for the Extra Chromosome 1 - 01:55am 08/24/03 Weather Channel. - 02:59pm 08/22/03 Vacation House that Time Forgot - 11:19pm 08/20/03 The Chosen One - 11:35pm 08/16/03 My Car - 04:47pm 08/16/03 The Negroid-Butter Tale - 02:04am 08/14/03 Vs. DiabloGoesMoo (With Director's Commentary) - 03:04am 08/09/03 Vs. DiabloGoesMoo - 02:46am 08/09/03 A Chat wit Sabo - 09:33pm 08/05/03 The Dead Cow Disease - 02:30am 08/04/03 Cheap sprite tricks - 04:14pm 07/17/03 Storytime #2 - 04:46pm 07/16/03 Storytime #1 - 03:50am 07/16/03 This is the story of a man. - 01:41am 07/15/03 Pikachan's brush with death - 01:27am 07/15/03 Pirates of the Carribean - 11:32pm 07/12/03 Mr. Eye, the ghost in my basement. - 01:27am 07/10/03 Kickass Site Alert: RATHERGOOD.COM - 11:11pm 07/07/03 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: FREIZA DOES NOT OWN LP.COM - 12:20am 07/01/03 Science Breakthrough: Boogers taste good. - 11:13pm 06/24/03 Nokia N-Gage preview - 06:37pm 06/11/03 a cherry downpour - 08:15pm 06/08/03 The Tragic Sailing Career of Palah Abdul - 08:28pm 06/07/03 Chutney and You: Your Guide to Chuts - 05:45pm 06/05/03 thoughts. - 12:51am 06/05/03 Stretch Panic - 06:16pm 05/31/03 GREATEST SPORT EVER: BOOLING - 10:37pm 05/29/03 Weird Al's "Poodle Hat" - 10:23am 05/26/03 I still hate X - 06:31pm 05/23/03 Anime: Excel Saga - 09:51pm 05/18/03 Comparison: X and M.D. Geist - 12:58pm 05/03/03 Eastler - 02:16am 04/20/03 it - 10:01pm 04/14/03 Today's News for 4/13/03 - 05:21pm 04/13/03 LPMUC roadtrip 2003 - 09:57pm 03/31/03 Lardpirates Mud a possibility?!? - 05:35pm 03/31/03 Hill vs. River part 3 - 08:35pm 03/29/03 Hill vs. River part 2 - 12:00am 03/29/03 Buttlord GT - 08:18pm 03/24/03 Today's News for 3/24/03 - 01:57pm 03/24/03 Mischief Makers - 11:17am 03/24/03 People of the Hill, People of the River - 12:05am 03/22/03 Advance Wars - 02:49pm 03/20/03 Silhouette Mirage - 09:20pm 03/12/03 Lamer Fun! - 08:52pm 03/12/03 time wasted doing spanks: 1 days, 23 hours, 9 minutes, 33 seconds.
 I woke up last night, depressed. - 01:16pm 03/27/09
Dream Journal 1/15/09 - 10:54am 01/15/09 Dream Journal 1/13/09 - 12:55pm 01/13/09 Dream Journal 1/12/09 - 11:30am 01/12/09 Acceptable traffic violation - 01:22pm 04/02/08 All shook up in the heir conditioner - 12:24am 02/26/08 Experiencing shit at 23 most have experienced at 16 - 03:51am 11/12/07 RIP cars greatest hits - 06:44pm 10/01/07 MATH FUCK - 10:02am 09/14/07 Burning a hole in a hole that has been burnt in to my mind. - 01:12am 09/12/07 Oh god please get me out of this joint - 03:20pm 08/27/07 Danny Ledonne is the worst asshole to ever have his name attatched to a game. - 05:13pm 07/25/07 Lost at river - 12:15am 06/27/07 Nuts in a Grump - 03:29am 06/23/07 TAKE YOUR BITCHING ELSEWHERE RATTAR - 12:35am 06/16/07 College Application Mystery - 12:24pm 05/23/07 linux - 01:52pm 05/18/07 Dumpster Diving! - 11:34pm 05/12/07 Backyard Brain Party - 12:00am 05/09/07 HOLY SHIT! - 03:28am 05/06/07 Snakes and Arrows - 10:52pm 05/05/07 BITCH. HAMMER. - 09:51pm 05/03/07 I am in a BYOB mood tonight. - 12:17am 05/03/07 CREATOR OF WORLDS - 03:03pm 05/01/07 I fucked up that last one. - 03:40pm 04/30/07 no title, dude. - 03:22pm 04/30/07 time wasted doing logs: 6 hours, 3 minutes, 23 seconds.
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average bombing: 4.8
overall stats § total blobs: 779
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