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 Dudley  §  "Dripping freely from the top shelf"
 

google talk - look below
AIM - Chainsaw D McKraken
Steam - Cauldron King

talk to me, asshole
 
 activity.
 
last seen 02:02pm 03/11/10 at realm=poopdeck:::shrimp=swab:::whitewine=4332:::condoms=dogman ambush
~3275 total hits to the site since 01:16am 07/12/09
 
 digits.
 
e-mail  §  rattar [at] lardpirates [which is dotted with a] com
google talk  §  rattarar
site  §  rattar
 
 the poopdeck stats  §  total swabs: 606  §  check 'em out  §  preview list
 time wasted doing swabs: 1 weeks, 4 days, 6 hours, 37 minutes, 57 seconds.
 the waggoner stats  §  total spanks: 147  §  check 'em out  §  preview list
 time wasted doing spanks: 1 days, 23 hours, 9 minutes, 33 seconds.
 the brig stats  §  total logs: 26  §  check 'em out  §  preview list
 time wasted doing logs: 6 hours, 3 minutes, 23 seconds.
 rawk stats  §  total rawks: 1489
 
 bomb stats  §  total bombing: 113
 average bombing: 4.8
 overall stats  §  total blobs: 779
 
total time wasted making content for this damn site: 1 weeks, 6 days, 11 hours, 50 minutes, 53 seconds.
 
 
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