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AIM - Chainsaw D McKraken
Steam - Cauldron King

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last seen 09:20pm 09/14/13 at realm=waggoner:::shrimp=spank:::whitewine=711:::condoms=namis dark little secret chapter 6
~5727 total hits to the site since 01:16am 07/12/09
 
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e-mail  §  rattar [at] lardpirates [which is dotted with a] com
google talk  §  rattarar
site  §  rattar
 
 the poopdeck stats  §  total swabs: 616  §  check 'em out  §  preview list
 time wasted doing swabs: 1 weeks, 5 days, 22 hours, 57 minutes, 53 seconds.
 the waggoner stats  §  total spanks: 148  §  check 'em out  §  preview list
 time wasted doing spanks: 2 days, 4 hours, 23 minutes, 1 seconds.
 the brig stats  §  total logs: 26  §  check 'em out  §  preview list
 time wasted doing logs: 6 hours, 3 minutes, 23 seconds.
 rawk stats  §  total rawks: 1529
 
 bomb stats  §  total bombing: 116
 average bombing: 4.81
 overall stats  §  total blobs: 790
 
total time wasted making content for this damn site: 2 weeks, 1 days, 9 hours, 24 minutes, 17 seconds.
 
 
 
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