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Phildo § "Boobs"

Boobs, double d's

activity.

last seen 05:42pm 03/31/09 at site_realm=poopdeck:::sham=swab:::bamina=1074
~320 total hits to the site since 01:16am 07/12/09

digits.

e-mail § iwantasupratwinturbo [at] hotmail [which is dotted with a] com

the poopdeck stats § total swabs: 33 § check 'em out § preview list

Portrait - 01:10am 04/15/08
Two hookers and an eight ball! - 05:38pm 04/14/08
Weak-ass user icon - 07:03pm 08/06/07
OMG Ninja Colliflower - 06:09pm 08/06/07
No Title - 08:45pm 07/06/05
Phildo drives a mayonaise Jar. - 03:33pm 03/17/05
The White Knight, Fucking shit up - 05:12pm 01/14/05
My dad broke a bowl while I was drawing this - 03:51pm 06/10/04
Death - 01:13am 06/01/04
Accelerate... - 12:58pm 12/13/03
Diablo II: 1.10 - 05:25pm 10/28/03
Boobs Rainbow - 11:54pm 08/08/03
Fun Fact - 04:52am 06/22/03
Scissors - 05:31pm 05/12/03
CONNECT FOUR!!!! - 03:47am 04/10/03
Car - 03:10pm 04/02/03
Secret message - 05:36pm 03/14/03
I hope I'm not pregnant again... - 09:42pm 01/19/03
I want mIRC at iTT - 09:46pm 01/09/03
Yugi .... ... .... - 06:45pm 01/08/03
Golden Grahams - 12:54pm 01/04/03
SCUD: The Disposable Assassin - 02:36pm 01/02/03
No Title - 05:03pm 11/21/02
No Title - 12:02pm 11/09/02
No Title - 04:12pm 10/31/02
No Title - 12:46pm 10/12/02
No Title - 10:10am 10/02/02
No Title - 07:09pm 10/01/02
No Title - 05:05pm 10/01/02
No Title - 01:23pm 09/17/02
No Title - 11:40am 09/04/02
No Title - 03:39pm 09/01/02
No Title - 02:59pm 09/01/02

time wasted doing swabs: 5 hours, 51 minutes, 38 seconds.

the waggoner stats § total spanks: 3 § check 'em out § preview list

Asfldj;kjs!@# - 07:56am 12/13/03
Broken - 08:30pm 11/14/03
I AM PHILDO - 07:51pm 09/10/03

time wasted doing spanks: 0s

rawk stats § total rawks: 276

bomb stats § total bombing: 4

average bombing: 4.94

overall stats § total blobs: 36

total time wasted making content for this damn site: 5 hours, 51 minutes, 38 seconds.

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