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 George Foreman  §  "COME ON IN, FUCKERS!!"
 

HERE WE HAVE MY LEAN, MEAN, FAT-INHALING F**K MACHINE!

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WHADYA'MEAN NO SWEARING? THAT'S HOW I SELL MY SHIT, MOTHERfucker!!
 
 digits.
 
 
 the poopdeck stats  §  total swabs: 6  §  check 'em out  §  preview list
 time wasted doing swabs: 35 minutes, 20 seconds.
 the waggoner stats  §  total spanks: 95  §  check 'em out  §  preview list
 time wasted doing spanks: 2 days, 18 hours, 8 minutes, 52 seconds.
 the brig stats  §  total logs: 5  §  check 'em out  §  preview list
 time wasted doing logs: 12 hours, 40 minutes, 37 seconds.
 rawk stats  §  total rawks: 5
 
 overall stats  §  total blobs: 106
 
total time wasted making content for this damn site: 3 days, 7 hours, 24 minutes, 49 seconds.
 
 
 
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