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George Foreman § "COME ON IN, FUCKERS!!"

HERE WE HAVE MY LEAN, MEAN, FAT-INHALING F**K MACHINE!

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WHADYA'MEAN NO SWEARING? THAT'S HOW I SELL MY SHIT, MOTHERfucker!!

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brig junk § George Foreman's brig - full of random personal bullshit

the poopdeck stats § total swabs: 6 § check 'em out § preview list

politics - 05:24am 08/15/05
No Title - 08:47am 01/21/04
- - 09:41pm 11/04/03
- - 08:52pm 09/27/03
- - 08:14pm 08/25/03
No Title - 07:04pm 07/05/02

time wasted doing swabs: 35 minutes, 20 seconds.

the waggoner stats § total spanks: 95 § check 'em out § preview list

- - 07:21pm 12/03/11
- - 07:16pm 12/03/11
History of the Dead Three - 01:50am 10/26/11
History of the Fateful Coin - 01:23am 10/01/11
- - 01:17pm 08/20/11
- - 10:48pm 08/09/11
- - 02:38pm 07/16/11
- - 02:53pm 07/04/11
- - 11:13pm 06/13/11
S - 01:50pm 06/11/11
- - 01:11pm 06/02/11
- - 10:39am 05/27/11
- - 10:39am 05/09/11
- - 06:25pm 03/02/11
- - 01:23pm 02/27/11
- - 03:32pm 01/11/11
- - 06:04pm 12/06/10
- - 03:18pm 10/15/10
- - 08:55pm 07/02/10
- - 03:17am 06/16/10
- - 03:38am 05/08/10
- - 01:31am 02/28/10
- - 02:39pm 02/26/10
Peengersh - 03:13am 04/22/09
- - 03:40pm 12/15/08
- - 09:00pm 12/07/08
- - 11:13pm 11/28/08
- - 11:09am 11/12/08
- - 10:03pm 10/07/08
- - 05:17pm 07/08/08
- - 07:55pm 06/02/08
Nuked - 08:51pm 05/23/08
- - 06:43pm 04/12/08
- - 06:24am 02/04/08
- - 12:51am 10/10/07
- - 02:44pm 07/16/07
- - 02:37am 05/15/07
- - 02:18pm 04/25/07
- - 07:40pm 04/01/07
- - 04:07pm 02/07/07
- - 12:24am 01/10/07
Wongopow - 06:42am 06/30/06
Ge - 09:20pm 06/17/06
- - 04:22pm 03/15/06
Animal Crossing Wild World Checklists - 12:45am 01/20/06
- - 01:17am 10/30/05
Mega Man X7 - 01:47am 07/07/05
gonk - 02:09am 05/17/05
Guncaulk - 01:28am 02/23/05
- - 09:25pm 02/18/05
- - 05:44am 01/18/05
2.3 - 04:51am 01/07/05
PUNCH THE MONKEY AND WIN $20 - 05:38pm 01/05/05
- - 02:37am 12/30/04
- - 03:36pm 12/28/04
Pojack - 02:31pm 11/17/04
- - 08:51pm 11/14/04
- - 10:47pm 08/28/04
Randomrok - 05:36pm 07/22/04
Pissle Bissel Missile - 05:35pm 07/22/04
Gangster Pac-Man - 05:34pm 07/22/04
Bunt Cunt - 10:06pm 04/05/04
- - 09:06pm 04/01/04
Genocyber Episode 1, MovieCD - 09:59pm 03/29/04
- - 08:58pm 03/24/04
Benge - 12:38am 03/16/04
BURT - 09:10pm 01/22/04
my anigifs - 12:09am 01/03/04
pob - 08:34pm 12/31/03
- - 09:05pm 12/27/03
Dark Dimension - 10:48pm 12/10/03
Polka Dots and Gunshots - 10:47pm 12/10/03
a - 01:54pm 12/05/03
Return to PORDONK - 10:46pm 12/01/03
Zeep - 12:58pm 11/27/03
- - 05:36pm 10/17/03
Feezle - 10:29pm 10/12/03
- - 08:52pm 09/03/03
Balls - 01:49am 08/18/03
- - 12:07am 05/24/03
- - 10:13pm 05/19/03
ramen bathol - 10:49pm 05/13/03
- - 09:55pm 05/13/03
Punkshay - 08:32pm 04/22/03
sh - 08:42pm 04/16/03
suggestions for LPMUC - 10:18pm 04/06/03
- - 09:33pm 03/31/03
- - 07:12pm 03/26/03
- - 12:17am 03/23/03
In Cars - 10:49pm 03/18/03
- - 02:59pm 03/15/03
- - 06:16pm 03/13/03
- - 03:00pm 03/13/03
- - 09:53pm 03/12/03
- - 08:51pm 03/12/03

time wasted doing spanks: 2 days, 18 hours, 8 minutes, 52 seconds.

the brig stats § total logs: 5 § check 'em out § preview list

- - 06:28am 04/20/08
- - 08:45pm 01/20/08
peep - 05:16pm 12/26/07
- - 02:10am 10/30/07
- - 02:53am 06/26/07

time wasted doing logs: 12 hours, 40 minutes, 37 seconds.

rawk stats § total rawks: 5

overall stats § total blobs: 106

total time wasted making content for this damn site: 3 days, 7 hours, 24 minutes, 49 seconds.

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