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Zero_Diamond

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last seen 01:00am 01/21/13 at realm=waggoner
~1124 total hits to the site since 01:16am 07/12/09

the poopdeck stats § total swabs: 13 § check 'em out § preview list

WOAHBOTNIK - 04:46am 08/03/10
SHRIMP ATTACK!! - 12:15am 07/31/10
CHIP??? - 01:51am 07/26/10
GREAT UNCLE KLAUS - 11:21pm 07/25/10
PEPITO'S FIRST SWAB - 04:04am 07/24/10
GIANT PIRATE FRANKENSTEIN - 01:17am 07/24/10
Frogs Literally Don't Give A Fuck - 11:42pm 04/23/10
Eye of Baphomet - 07:56pm 04/18/10
The Long Road Home - 12:21am 04/18/10
Deathbelcher - 12:14am 03/30/10
The Wisdom of the Douchemeister - 11:40pm 03/29/10
THE ICON FROM THE HEART OF SPACE - 06:05pm 03/29/10
Beautiful Spring Day - 04:12pm 03/05/10

time wasted doing swabs: 8 hours, 34 minutes, 35 seconds.

the waggoner stats § total spanks: 2 § check 'em out § preview list

Superman vs. the Terminator #2 Review - 05:57pm 01/03/13
Superman vs. the Terminator #1 Review - 03:35am 12/01/10

time wasted doing spanks: 3 hours, 27 minutes, 50 seconds.

rawk stats § total rawks: 8

bomb stats § total bombing: 1

average bombing: 5

overall stats § total blobs: 15

total time wasted making content for this damn site: 12 hours, 2 minutes, 25 seconds.

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