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Chuck the Plant

no info on this dude.

the poopdeck stats § total swabs: 18 § check 'em out § preview list

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time wasted doing swabs: 2 hours, 4 minutes, 59 seconds.

the waggoner stats § total spanks: 5 § check 'em out § preview list

Shit Piece: the Pain Counter - 02:22am 05/19/10
CHUCK'S JOURNAL (I) - 02:41pm 12/30/03
CHUCK'S JOURNAL (II) - 01:52am 11/14/03
CHUCK'S JOURNAL (III) - 10:50pm 10/21/03
CHUCK'S JOURNAL (IV) - 03:43pm 09/02/03

time wasted doing spanks: 46 minutes, 40 seconds.

rawk stats § total rawks: 42

overall stats § total blobs: 23

total time wasted making content for this damn site: 2 hours, 51 minutes, 39 seconds.

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