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waggoner

spank

the waggoner stats § total spanks: 2 § check 'em out § preview list

VALKO DANCE VALKO DANCE GO TO THE CLUB N' MARIO 3 RUMMO RUMMO MAN! - 10:48pm 05/17/12
THERES NOTHING IN THE RULES THAT SAYS A DOG CANT PLAY DARK SIDE OF THE MOON IN SYNC WITH WIZARD OF OZ - 10:10pm 09/06/08

time wasted doing spanks: 2 hours, 8 minutes, 9 seconds.

brig

log

the brig stats § total logs: 1 § check 'em out § preview list

Best of Wii's First Years and 2008's Titles to Watch - 12:40pm 01/05/08

time wasted doing logs: 24 minutes, 28 seconds.

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rawks

rawk stats § total rawks: 171

stats

overall stats § total blobs: 3

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