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 the poopdeck
Dogman Ambush
~Dudley - 12:41am 03/11/10

Alan Smithee made me do this.
~vinic - 09:32pm 03/10/10

Alan Smithee made me do this.
~vinic - 09:17pm 03/10/10

Alan Smithee made me do this.
~vinic - 08:58pm 03/10/10

cigs award
~vinic - 06:27pm 03/09/10
 
 
 the waggoner
Final Fantasy XIII In a Nutshell
~Azul Rojo - 10:42pm 03/10/10

Super Rare Games
~Spoony Spoonicus - 05:11pm 03/10/10

yeasayer - odd blood (2010)
~vinic - 12:25am 03/10/10

yeasayer - all hour cymbals (2007)
~vinic - 12:13am 03/10/10

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Reshelled (Xbox Live Arcade)
~Spoony Spoonicus - 03:07pm 03/09/10
 
 
 the brig
An Open Letter to the Internet Gods, If They Exist.
~vinic - 06:44pm 03/05/10

HOW DOES THSI WORK
~Craigs Dad - 07:10pm 03/04/10

cmere pretty lady
~Loudass Frat Boy - 07:05pm 03/04/10

Dump Update
~vinic - 01:57pm 03/03/10

That was interesting.
~Stoic Tom - 01:09am 02/27/10
 
 
 new diddles
Chrono Cross in a Nutshell
~Spoony Spoonicus - 02:35pm 02/26/10 (02:33pm 02/26/10)

Fable in a Nutshell
~Spoony Spoonicus - 08:12pm 04/16/09 (08:42pm 03/30/09)

Star Ocean 2 in a Nutshell
~Spoony Spoonicus - 08:03pm 03/30/09 (05:21am 02/23/09)

Lost Odyssey in a Nutshell
~Spoony Spoonicus - 01:34am 04/15/09 (10:10pm 02/19/09)

Super Rare Games
~Spoony Spoonicus - 05:11pm 03/10/10 (05:11pm 03/10/10)
 
 Azul Rojo
 
What? WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?! THERE'S NOTHING IMPORTANT HERE! Cripes.
 
 activity.
 
last seen 01:37am 03/11/10 at realm=haul:::shrimp=logout
~623 total hits to the site since 01:16am 07/12/09
 
 digits.
 
brig junk  §  Azul Rojo's brig - full of random personal bullshit
e-mail  §  rp_world_2 [at] yahoo [which is dotted with a] ca
 
 the poopdeck stats  §  total swabs: 50  §  check 'em out  §  preview list
 time wasted doing swabs: 1 days, 21 hours, 59 minutes, 50 seconds.
 the waggoner stats  §  total spanks: 9  §  check 'em out  §  preview list
 time wasted doing spanks: 12 hours, 50 minutes, 13 seconds.
 the brig stats  §  total logs: 2  §  check 'em out  §  preview list
 time wasted doing logs: 3 hours, 27 minutes, 25 seconds.
 rawk stats  §  total rawks: 274
 
 bomb stats  §  total bombing: 105
 average bombing: 4.97
 overall stats  §  total blobs: 61
 
total time wasted making content for this damn site: 2 days, 14 hours, 17 minutes, 28 seconds.
 
 
 stickies
Team Fortress 2 Server

NINTENDO FRIENDY-CODE LIST
 
 
 chain activity
Final Fantasy XIII In a Nutshell
Games in a Nutshell

yeasayer - odd blood (2010)
Album Quick Hits

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Reshelled (Xbox Live Arcade)
Downloadable Games Quick Hits

Top Ten Awesome & Insane Valve Updates
Top Tens

Youtube Gangbang 3/5/2010 (SHITTY COLD EDITION)
YouTube Gangbang
 
 
 new rawks
Dogman Ambush ~Dudley
vinic rawked.

Dogman Ambush ~Dudley
Dudley rawked.

That Heavy's a cup! ~Washuu
Azul Rojo rawked.

Dogman Ambush ~Dudley
Azul Rojo rawked.

Dogman Ambush ~Dudley
Dudley rawked.
 
 
 new bombs
Dogman Ambush ~Dudley
vinic bombed 5.

That Heavy's a cup! ~Washuu
Azul Rojo bombed 5.

Dogman Ambush ~Dudley
Azul Rojo bombed 5.

That Heavy's a cup! ~Washuu
vinic bombed 5.

Heavy's Nightmare ~Dudley
Washuu bombed 5.
 
 
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