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the poopdeck stats § total swabs: 55 § check 'em out § preview list

AFROSAMURAI WAS THE SHIT. - 03:01pm 04/12/07
"Well... Fuck." - 07:20pm 07/23/06
His name is Osmar. I keep him in my basement. - 01:38am 07/21/06
iron maiden makes people ugly - 07:19pm 10/29/04
wapanese - 07:51am 06/15/04
PANACEA - 07:41pm 04/27/04
SIXNINE - 07:17pm 04/27/04
poop - 07:12pm 04/27/04
My heart is broke - 07:00pm 04/27/04
YAR - 06:51pm 04/27/04
fack you! - 09:58pm 01/25/04
i'm so high - 12:02am 01/25/04
FACK - 05:08pm 01/20/04
willy - 11:54am 01/04/04
This hurts - 01:31pm 08/01/03
goths suck - 12:54pm 08/01/03
Fuck me. - 09:28pm 06/24/03
Ninja Tan > Farmer tan - 07:04pm 06/23/03
All your pillz are belong to me, please - 06:54pm 06/20/03
MYAR! - 06:28pm 06/20/03
Epitome of all that is an anime fanboy/girl. - 06:14pm 06/20/03
Jesus - 06:00pm 06/20/03
WOOH! - 05:47pm 06/20/03
Fuck. - 10:46pm 06/18/03
NBN gets his ass kicked by swabs - 09:02pm 06/18/03
My eye called in sick today. - 12:00pm 06/18/03
Asshat. - 10:57am 06/18/03
Big Cozy Sweater - 11:11pm 06/16/03
Fuck you. I liked Sephiroth! - 11:34pm 06/15/03
Andy Said Boobs. - 11:00pm 06/15/03
Vivi. - 10:51pm 06/15/03
Well Fuck. - 10:44pm 06/15/03
Tribute to Chin2 - 10:31pm 06/15/03
Your Woman Likes My Tractor - 04:06pm 06/04/03
Xeno - 05:28pm 06/03/03
NBN picks his nose with vigor - 07:14pm 05/31/03
LAO - 01:20pm 05/30/03
Because proportions suck~ - 05:40pm 05/18/03
Cactaur - 08:05pm 05/17/03
Nicer than that - 06:45pm 05/15/03
Hang On - 09:42pm 04/11/03
In reply to CursedBurger's pic - 06:52pm 03/25/03
Pretty in Pink - 03:11pm 03/12/03
Beachy Queen - 05:42pm 03/10/03
Wrecked - 02:35pm 03/06/03
Just pissed myself - 05:05pm 02/18/03
As requested by the Amazing Ratboy - 09:32pm 02/13/03
I'm so Vain - 05:52pm 02/13/03
Black and White - 07:04pm 02/09/03
Sick of Blocks. - 08:46pm 02/08/03
Fuzzy Fetus - 07:40pm 01/17/03
Final Exams do This to Xeno. - 06:29pm 01/15/03
Trufflehead, yo! - 09:34am 01/05/03
Floating Eyebrows - 03:12pm 01/04/03
Yummy coffee Breath - 11:43am 01/04/03

time wasted doing swabs: 21 hours, 12 minutes, 54 seconds.

rawk stats § total rawks: 118

bomb stats § total bombing: 4

average bombing: 5

overall stats § total blobs: 55

total time wasted making content for this damn site: 21 hours, 12 minutes, 54 seconds.

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