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 zvalkyr  §  "i pretty much just hang out here. i don't do anything or anything."
 

it's true.
 
 activity.
 
last seen 10:15pm 08/13/13 at realm=poopdeck:::page=6:::dude=8
~1741 total hits to the site since 01:16am 07/12/09
 
 digits.
 
e-mail  §  valkyr [at] gmail [which is dotted with a] com
 
 the poopdeck stats  §  total swabs: 182  §  check 'em out  §  preview list
 time wasted doing swabs: 1 days, 19 hours, 22 minutes, 22 seconds.
 the waggoner stats  §  total spanks: 14  §  check 'em out  §  preview list
 time wasted doing spanks: 1 hours, 2 minutes, 39 seconds.
 the brig stats  §  total logs: 4  §  check 'em out  §  preview list
 time wasted doing logs: 17 minutes, 47 seconds.
 rawk stats  §  total rawks: 518
 
 bomb stats  §  total bombing: 90
 average bombing: 4.85
 overall stats  §  total blobs: 200
 
total time wasted making content for this damn site: 1 days, 20 hours, 42 minutes, 48 seconds.
 
 
 
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