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zvalkyr § "i pretty much just hang out here. i don't do anything or anything."
 it's true.
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last seen 04:42pm 06/06/13 at realm=haul:::shrimp=logout
~1735 total hits to the site since 01:16am 07/12/09
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e-mail § valkyr [at] gmail [which is dotted with a] com
  suck it zeke - 07:43pm 04/23/12 it have title - 12:42am 03/05/10 graffiti - 05:53pm 08/31/08 Weapon P - 08:46pm 05/30/06 Mr Phil Goes to Those Big Stonehead Guys - 04:08am 04/30/06 cow + bomb-omb = cow with bomb-omb for a face - 03:12pm 02/10/06 Phil Complains That It is Too Quiet On the Deck - 09:59am 02/08/06 dubshiswa - 07:39pm 11/10/05 Phil and Frenchy Travel to Nazi Germany - 11:40pm 10/08/05 phil and frenchy get drunk - 09:31pm 10/06/05 9/11 - What Really Happened - 11:51pm 09/11/05 The Only Beverage in Hell - 01:43am 08/30/05 Syd's Crayola Vortex Birthday Bash - 03:36pm 08/13/05 remake - 05:09pm 08/09/05 bizarro "HERE IS SOMETHING TO MAKE APPEAR AT THE T - 04:22am 08/06/05 The Man With the Melting Face in a Dark Crayola Vo - 09:49am 08/01/05 JAY GARRICK in GOES FAST: THE MOVIE - 02:32am 07/04/05 hamfist's british top hat - 10:29am 06/30/05 THE ESSENTIAL HAMFIST - 09:49pm 06/25/05 DOUBLE SHITTLE SWABS PRESENTS: - 04:41am 06/25/05 return of phil - 10:21pm 06/09/05 get ta swabbin' - 10:49pm 04/16/05 lazy flies - 05:20pm 04/07/05 Dr. Phil the Sock Puppet - 12:02am 03/01/05 AMBIDEXTERITY!! - 05:15pm 02/27/05 LOBSTER WHEEL ID BADGE - 05:23pm 02/26/05 Phil Takes Up Smoking - 09:59pm 02/25/05 4-minute zvalkyr - 08:27pm 02/08/05 ZVALKYR, INCOMPETENT SUPERHERO - 02:33pm 01/20/05 Green Butt - 08:36pm 01/19/05 the batphil - 08:05pm 01/13/05 evil zvalkyr blows up christmas box, zvalkyr quar- - 10:54pm 12/25/04 God's Head Floats Uselessly Between Dark and Light - 02:53am 11/28/04 Colonel Sanders speaks with Chicken Leg Snake - 09:02pm 11/26/04 PHIL'S INVERTED BROTHER LIHP - 02:22am 11/04/04 TOO LATE TO VOTE OK - 12:15am 11/03/04 HALLOWEEN LOL!! - 10:53am 11/01/04 carnage giraffe - 01:02pm 10/20/04 robot guts - 02:06am 09/22/04 valkyr makes logos - 12:01am 09/09/04 NEW PHIL CHARACTER ROUND-UP - 06:55pm 08/29/04 THE BRITISH EMPIRE STRIKES BACK - 02:32am 08/29/04 evil snow ball - 08:22pm 08/28/04 snakehead penguin - 08:12pm 08/25/04 ELEMENTAL CYMBALS ATTACK - 10:32am 08/20/04 OH MY GAWD - 10:43pm 08/19/04 OH MY GOD A TALKING TOP HAT - 01:04pm 08/19/04 valkyr's brain, post world-saving - 03:51pm 08/16/04 Captain Melonhead - 10:39am 08/16/04 CATJAW! - 04:54am 08/14/04 superpowered moron valkyr preview - 12:49pm 08/01/04 test edit: diddle tests positive. - 03:07am 08/01/04 VALKYR... DEFEATED?! - 04:49am 07/22/04 ORDER - 12:26am 07/13/04 valkyr is called by a telemarketer - 08:12am 07/09/04 silent hill 3 - 11:20pm 07/08/04 MAXIMUM CARNAGE - 06:54am 06/30/04 peace and uh... camel.. bird.. thing - 12:12am 06/29/04 MY ONE HUNDREDTH SWAB! - 08:08pm 06/26/04 EVIL VALKYR IS A FUCKING NAZI - 07:38pm 06/26/04 A BLAST.. FROM THE PAST?! - 04:34pm 06/26/04 swab #97 - 04:21pm 06/26/04 funhouse mirror evil valkyr - 12:35pm 06/26/04 FUNHOUSE MIRROR VALKYR - 12:29pm 06/26/04 orange peel turning into a fish - 12:22pm 06/26/04 valkyr becomes rayman-ized - 08:28pm 06/22/04 FACE SAT - 04:40pm 06/20/04 masked valkyr throws evil valkyr from the train - 10:52pm 06/19/04 EVIL VALKYR #1 - 10:45pm 06/19/04 electronic dancing monkey card w/ mp3 player - 10:33pm 06/19/04 MY EVIL TWIN FLIES AWAY - 09:44am 06/18/04 BECAUSE I HAVENT SWABBED IN TWO WEEKS! - 06:11am 06/17/04 what the christ, continued - 07:44am 06/02/04 what the christ - 07:45am 05/27/04 LINK! HERO OF WINDS! - 08:14am 05/19/04 B.P.R.D. - 08:10pm 05/15/04 end - 12:10am 05/10/04 NINJA/PISTOLEER - 08:32pm 05/09/04 WHALE MUST EAT - 01:14am 05/07/04 shadow - 08:43am 05/06/04 from here to eternity - 11:15pm 05/05/04 london calling - 09:11am 05/04/04 hamfist loses fists, gets stabbed again - 08:43am 04/30/04 train question #3 - 06:37am 04/18/04 train question part 2 - 11:25pm 04/16/04 train question - 11:10pm 04/16/04 THE END - 05:41am 04/14/04 LOSE! - 06:57am 04/13/04 ALLEY-OOP! - 03:09am 04/13/04 TRIP! - 12:14am 04/13/04 THE CHASE! - 10:43pm 04/12/04 hamfist the bipus - 05:05am 04/12/04 hmmm.... - 07:05am 04/10/04 that DAMN ninja game - 09:18pm 04/09/04 what - 06:02am 04/08/04 empty crayola vortex - 05:36pm 04/03/04 valkyr's father's head in a crayola vortex - 06:24pm 04/02/04 THE GAME: FIND THE BLACK DOT. - 06:48pm 03/30/04 chainsaw, ugly boomstick - 05:41pm 03/30/04 HARD KOCK NOZ3 - 08:18pm 03/27/04 valkyr's pancreas, 201X - 09:03pm 03/26/04 valkyr's pancreas, 2004 - 08:53pm 03/26/04 valkyr's pancreas, circa 2000 - 04:35am 03/25/04 atom and his package - 08:57am 03/21/04 gross taco falls from sky - 09:26pm 03/15/04 valkyr runs from laser-shooting unknowns - 12:45am 03/09/04 valkyr, with axe - 08:11pm 03/07/04 MISSILE TEST - 06:46pm 03/07/04 LYSOL LADY NUMBER TWO - 06:50am 03/05/04 JEUSS FISH + WHEELS - 06:46am 03/03/04 used car salesman - 02:54pm 03/01/04 donk-punch! - 09:51am 02/29/04 FISH WITH HAND FEET! - 10:14pm 02/28/04 SNOWMAN! - 07:00pm 02/28/04 don't know - 05:59am 02/27/04 SHE HAS OUTER SPACE BETWEEN HER TEETH - 09:13pm 02/24/04 YOSHIMI BATTLES A PINK ROBOT - 09:01am 02/24/04 GOODBYE UNIVERSE! - 10:08am 02/23/04 ;|000 - 07:28pm 02/22/04 YOUR LIFE BELONGS TO KING ZOMK - 01:27am 02/22/04 THREE DAY FORECAST PART THREE OF THREE - 08:11pm 02/21/04 THREE DAY FORECAST PART TWO OF THREE - 08:00pm 02/21/04 THREE DAY FORECAST PART ONE OF THREE - 07:54pm 02/21/04 DELICIOUS FORK-FLAVORED SPOONS - 04:43pm 02/20/04 SPIDA DO....G* - 01:19pm 02/20/04 mister toothy-eyes - 11:34am 02/08/04 BLAM! - 11:03pm 02/04/04 I R BIG SQUISH SQUASH - 04:26pm 02/03/04 LOL!!! - 06:06pm 01/29/04 halfhead - 09:45pm 01/28/04 COCK IS NOT ON THIS TIME WARP'S MENU - 01:59pm 01/25/04 robot dog - 09:25pm 01/24/04 HAT SHAPED CAR - 11:04am 01/23/04 DELICIOUS PIE-FLAVORED FORKS! - 10:14pm 01/20/04 no title, dude. - 10:06pm 01/20/04 I DON'T KNOW - 07:00pm 01/20/04 DELICIOUS PIE-FLAVORED WHEELS - 05:20pm 01/20/04 DESMOND DEKKER - 06:16pm 01/18/04 (NOT ROCKY) - 08:41pm 01/17/04 kreepy skellytun for samhein - 12:51pm 10/27/03 plz no bunge - 07:22pm 08/07/03 SPECTER - 07:52pm 08/06/03 furenkinstainu - 11:37am 07/03/03 beelzebub - 11:43pm 06/17/03 chickensuit! - 11:21pm 06/17/03 SHAH MAHN KINGU - 02:17am 06/13/03 ROAROAROAR - 07:35pm 06/12/03 in life, it had an afro - 12:42am 06/12/03 ALIEN COWS! MOOO! - 02:55am 06/07/03 :ninja: - 09:33pm 06/06/03 farmer jon - 03:30pm 03/22/03 lol dummys - 05:57pm 03/04/03 weirdo - 10:55am 03/02/03 THE RETOORN - 07:36pm 02/17/03 OH MAN EVEN THE JAPANESE ARE INTO IT - 05:58pm 01/08/03 FUCKING BUTTERFLY - 12:52pm 01/04/03 TOOTHBRUSH - 07:20am 01/03/03 COUGAR! The Amazing ROCKETCAT! - 09:38pm 01/02/03 SKA MAN - 07:42pm 01/02/03 hardhat - 12:21am 01/02/03 No Title - 12:33am 12/02/02 No Title - 09:34pm 11/11/02 No Title - 08:21pm 09/19/02 No Title - 06:52pm 09/07/02 No Title - 07:00pm 09/06/02 No Title - 06:50pm 08/31/02 No Title - 09:45pm 08/30/02 No Title - 01:11pm 08/29/02 No Title - 07:58pm 08/17/02 No Title - 08:34pm 08/15/02 No Title - 05:03pm 08/12/02 No Title - 04:32am 08/12/02 No Title - 01:09am 08/12/02 No Title - 04:51pm 08/11/02 No Title - 08:14pm 08/09/02 No Title - 05:09pm 08/06/02 No Title - 12:44am 08/03/02 No Title - 03:23pm 07/18/02 No Title - 12:14am 07/14/02 No Title - 05:16am 06/13/02 No Title - 03:53pm 06/12/02 No Title - 11:05pm 06/10/02
time wasted doing swabs: 1 days, 19 hours, 22 minutes, 22 seconds.
time wasted doing spanks: 1 hours, 2 minutes, 39 seconds.
time wasted doing logs: 17 minutes, 47 seconds.
rawk stats § total rawks: 518
bomb stats § total bombing: 90
average bombing: 4.85
overall stats § total blobs: 200
total time wasted making content for this damn site: 1 days, 20 hours, 42 minutes, 48 seconds.
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