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 dude list § a list of dudes.
all of the chums who populate this terrible place.
the head honcho § he coded all of this shit, the nerd.
 gooch.
the first mate § some fucking suck-up.
 Dripping freely from the top shelf
the lard pirates § dudes who paid their dues.
 My winged steed is my giant bee.
 Satisfaction is for cowards without the courage to move forward.
 goddam fuk
 i pretty much just hang out here. i don't do anything or anything.
  Won't they ever learn? Crime doesn't pay!
 I make a point never to apologize. The right kind of people d
 It's true. It's in the bible.
 Best of All-Time
  butts
 I'm not recyclable?
O RLY
 One would do well to remember thy icescraper.
 Barrels have a soul too, you know?
 HEY LOOK IT'S A PENIS JOKE OH NO OH NO OH NO
the normal dudes § these guys are alright. we let them hang around.
 Now is the beginning of a fantastic story!
 Check out the dokucam mofo
 a snowball's chance in texas, in a hot el nino summer
 Boobs
 The produce is Bueno
I AM THE BULK!!!!
 ehh..
  DOWN WITH SOUP
 Quote-A bird in the bust is worth two in the handsoap.
 Thought begets heresy, heresy begets retribution.
 Nutsack >:O
 Awesome power and maximum justice!
 when you have death prone children you keep a couple of clones a
 Cogito ergo sum, bitches.
 Someday when I win the loterry, I'm gonna have a big jar of pot.... just like Snoop Dogg.
YOU'RE NOT ALEXANDER!
 the chuts § fake douchebags.
    I can't beat Troll Land Adventures.
 I AM TEH OLNY SNO OF TEH LROD ORU GDO. BWO BFEROE ME.
 FUCKO!
 HAHAHAHA!!
 saaaaaaaaaaaaaaad...
 I hate damn near everyone, exept those with money I can take.
 All we are, is dust in the wind, dude.
  DATA: PILLAGE. TARGET: ORPHANAGE
 BULLET TIME! oh fuck siht sorre d))d srriously
 I AM ERROR.
 GADOUKAN!!
 MASTER ASSBITCH!
 MONK FORCE BETA, DISPATCH!! RAW!
 What is this, Vasser?
 In my talons, I shape clay, crafting life forms as I please.
 Name? Job? Bye.
 Batlin! Know that my face is most muppet-like!
 Clobber!
 BOOP.
 ANU MUTSUBE!
 WHEE! PRETTY FLOWERS! PRETTY PRETTY!
 Time to test your meddle...
  COME ON IN, FUCKERS!!
 YOUR NUMBER'S UP! MONSTER!
 GA...GA...GA...
  Sam and Max, Freelance Police!
 The Thing: 1 part "Yes", 2 parts "Badong".
 FUN FACT: Fun Facts were started by Spoony, and quickly became a
 RAHHRRR
 Don't be mean to me, my parents died in the Holocaust.
 ?
 METEOR STRIKE!
 SAVE FILE NOT FOUND.
 HELP TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME.
 TASTE THE RANDOM
  That's right, I am most definitely the president.
 Occupation: President of the United States, Super Power: Controls politics with telepathy, and a really cool cape.
FEED ME!
Hurry, Father... they could fight any week now...
 Tonight I dine on turtle soup!
     I'm the king of fukin' Ireland, who the fuck're you?
 "ZOINKS! IT'S THE GAY BLADE OF THE GHOSTLY GALLEON!"
 You think you are so strong? It's go time!
  MOERO!
  THE METEOR HAS CONTROL AND HE SAYS "NO SAVED GAMES!"
 That's RACIST!
 Who the fuck are you, to talk to me?!
 Even when I shit its poorly proportioned.
    Objection!
 QUEEQUEG SMASH!!
 You have struck iron!
 What a shit-load of fuck!
   OOHHH MAAYYYYY GAAAWWWWWDDD!
 MUUUDA MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDADA!
 I'm Bad!
  BLARK CARTS LARF BUTTER IN TUH SHALD
 Ohh!
 X
 Well, I just blue myself.
        HOLD IT!
  If I reach behind your ear it will not be a nickel I pull out... BUT YOUR VERY SOUL!
      Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than Hell itself... that is coffee.
   WHOOOOOA!
 WHOOOOOA!
      TAKE OUT THE TRASH!
 What're ya buyin'?
  BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY.
               It is written: SCABALDABADADBADADBAEADBAADBADEDBEDABU I'M A SCAT MAN!
  ANARCHY IN THE GALAXY!
  Well, blow me down!
  YOU GOT HARD KNUCKLE
AROO?
 Now why would someone bar the outside of the bah-thruum door? OH NOoOoOo~!!
 It's my way or... hell, it's my way!
 Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines... and brother, I hurt people!
 If God wanted you to continue living, he would not have created me!
 Mrrf mrr mffrrr mrrr rrrr!
 Aww, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!
 You are going to need much bigger gun!
 Take it like a man!
 Zat was doctor-assisted homicide!
 Wave goodbye to ya' head, wanker!
 I was never on your side to begin with!
   DON'T. STOP. ME. NOW!!
 It's that whoo WHOO!
 Gubwa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!
  YOU DUMBASS!
   Gonna punch this tree.
 Perhaps you could draw a picture of me giving a damn, so I'd know what that looked like.
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