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no users online right now.
the haul
the pirate rosterwell take a look at all these bastards!
the pirates.
Vinic -> 
<- Captain Flapjack
Dudley -> 
<- Harry LarryRedCappy ->
<- Super Buccaneer
Leeman -> 
<- SwabbieSpoony Spoonicus ->
<- Salty Edward
aotommo -> 
<- King Yellowfishzvalkyr ->
<- Lobster F. Wheel
yano -> 
<- Kapitän YanoCursedBurger ->
<- Scotchbeard the Brewer
Zinco -> 
<- Dread ScroggPyaemia ->
<- Bleed'n Head Dick
Masuud O'Flarity -> 
<- Masuud O'FlarityCarpainter ->
<- Hookwang Pete
sabo -> 
<- SquidfootUsagi ->
<- Bitchy Helga Ballsmasher
dokutake -> 
<- SwabbieWashuu ->
<- Cutlass Jen
Phildo -> 
<- PhildoNate ->
<- Nate McPegleg
army_surplus -> 
<- SwabbieShyna El Mensajero ->
<- Swabbie
Luna -> 
<- Countess De LunaErik Plunder ->
<- Erik Plunder
Lyle Plunder -> 
<- Lyle PlunderAquas ->
<- Swabbie
red eye -> 
<- SwabbieLadd ->
<- Swabbie
the Maid -> 
<- the Maidregular schmucks.
chuts.
rejected pricks.
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best viewed at a resolution at least 900 pixels wide, in any browser other than internet explorer for the love of god. try firefox! opera, even!
this website is much more badass with javascript enabled. if you cannot use javascript, then you need to hop in the delorian and get the hell out of 1995.
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