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this will eventually display some real interesting stats. or something.

general crap
most recent searches
1. foxfire
2. phantom
3. phantom
4. Cliché
5. jumped the shark
6. secret of mana
7. bioshock
8. swap trick
9. rpgs generation
10. devil saga
the poopdeck
swabs: 4289
rawks: 10360
bombs: 1018

normal swabs: 3997
id cards: 15
icons: 26
moods: 54
awards: 105
shittle swabs: 18
secret satans: 19

total time wasted (since we started keeping track):
8 weeks, 1 days, 5 hours, 48 minutes, 20 seconds.
the waggoner
spanks: 875
rawks: 2574
bombs: 9

articles: 124
for truelies: 65
short stories: 131
reviews: 146
art: 43
comics: 21
video: 14
games: 1
music: 31
reader mail: 14
let's play: 12
heckles: 96
random insanity: 177

total time wasted (since we started keeping track):
3 weeks, 1 days, 15 hours, 49 minutes, 25 seconds.
the brig
logs: 79
rawks: 203
bombs: 4

total time wasted (since we started keeping track):
2 weeks, 1 days, 42 minutes, 26 seconds.
the hut
loot: 7
rawks: 3
bombs: 0

total time wasted (since we started keeping track):
56 minutes, 43 seconds.


total time wasted on content for lard pirates dawt com (since we started counting):
13 weeks, 3 days, 23 hours, 16 minutes, 54 seconds.
10:23:00 am, friday, july 4th, 2008 pdt in 1.967 seconds.  
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