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Phildo
"Boobs"
Boobs, double d's
the dude packs.
total poopdeck swabs: 33
time wasted since 01.01.03: 5 hours, 51 minutes, 38 seconds.
total waggoner spanks: 3
time wasted since 07.15.04: apparently this took no time at all.


total time wasted (since we started keeping track):
5 hours, 51 minutes, 38 seconds.


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total rawks: 276
total bombs: 4
activity.
last seen sometime around 9:41:56 pm, wednesday, august 13th, 2008 pdt at site_realm=waggoner:::sham=spank:::bamina=899
the dude's total hits to the site: 708
since 12:04:38 pm, monday, january 28th, 2008 pst
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Phildo
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