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the haul
Phildo"Boobs"
Boobs, double d's
the dude packs.
total 
total total time wasted (since we started keeping track):
5 hours, 51 minutes, 38 seconds.
5 hours, 51 minutes, 38 seconds.
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total rawks: 276
total bombs: 4activity.
last seen sometime around 9:41:56 pm, wednesday, august 13th, 2008 pdt at site_realm=waggoner:::sham=spank:::bamina=899
last seen sometime around 9:41:56 pm, wednesday, august 13th, 2008 pdt at site_realm=waggoner:::sham=spank:::bamina=899
the dude's total hits to the site: 708since 12:04:38 pm, monday, january 28th, 2008 pst
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iwantasupratwinturbo at hotmail which is dotted with a com
iwantasupratwinturbo at hotmail which is dotted with a com
Phildo
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best viewed at a resolution at least 900 pixels wide, in any browser other than internet explorer for the love of god. try firefox! opera, even!
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