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RedCappy
"My winged steed is my giant bee."
well take a look at this guy.

Mr.CaPpY!
the dude packs.
total poopdeck swabs: 373
time wasted since 01.01.03: 1 weeks, 1 hours, 50 minutes, 24 seconds.
total waggoner spanks: 46
time wasted since 07.15.04: 5 hours, 54 minutes, 37 seconds.
total brig logs: 1
time wasted: 26 seconds.


total time wasted (since we started keeping track):
1 weeks, 7 hours, 45 minutes, 27 seconds.


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total rawks: 2014
total bombs: 267
activity.
last seen sometime around 10:14:06 pm, thursday, july 3rd, 2008 pdt at site_realm=haul
the dude's total hits to the site: 5340
since 12:04:38 pm, monday, january 28th, 2008 pst
the blog.
MASKED, AND LOVING IT. - I MAY OR MAY NOT ACTUALLY USE THIS!
e-mail.
cappello_2000 at yahoo which is dotted with a com
homepage.
House of RedCap - http://mr-syd.lardpirates.com/

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