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"NINTENDO FRIENDY-CODE LIST"
7:17:37 am, fri, apr 11th, 2008 pdt


chains worth a damn!

Dynamite Kingdom: Garages Full of Old Men
Dynamite Kingdom

The Spoony Playthrough: Phantom Brave Parts 18-20 (Dialup users need not apply).
Spoony's Phantom Brave Playthrough

The Adventurer's Field Guide, page 404: Head Not Found
The Adventurer's Field Guide

The End is Here, Page 21
VIEWTIFUL GONTERMAN

Youtube Gangbang 1/5/2009 (LASER INVASION EDITION)
YouTube Gangbang


recent quick hits!

Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix (XBox Live Arcade)
Virtual Console Quick Hits

Uno (Xbox Live Arcade)
Virtual Console Quick Hits

Duke Nukem 3D (XBox Live Arcade)
Virtual Console Quick Hits

Samurai Shodown 2 (Neo Geo)
Virtual Console Quick Hits

Mega Man 9 (Wiiware)
Virtual Console Quick Hits


recent rawks!


"Youtube Gangbang 1/5/2009 (LASER INVASION EDITION)"
ERROR rawked!
12:35:55 am, tue, jan 6th, 2009 pst


"NINTENDO FRIENDY-CODE LIST"
Spoony Spoonicus rawked!
11:36:01 pm, mon, jan 5th, 2009 pst


"Youtube Gangbang 1/5/2009 (LASER INVASION EDITION)"
Azul Rojo rawked!
9:59:47 pm, mon, jan 5th, 2009 pst


"Youtube Gangbang 1/5/2009 (LASER INVASION EDITION)"
Alpha Communicator rawked!
9:47:43 pm, mon, jan 5th, 2009 pst


"Youtube Gangbang 1/5/2009 (LASER INVASION EDITION)"
RedCappy rawked!
12:40:54 pm, mon, jan 5th, 2009 pst


"Youtube Gangbang 1/5/2009 (LASER INVASION EDITION)"
Spoony Spoonicus rawked!
12:37:51 pm, mon, jan 5th, 2009 pst


"S-CRY-ED is a terrible anime."
Spoony Spoonicus rawked!
3:05:32 pm, fri, jan 2nd, 2009 pst


"S-CRY-ED is a terrible anime."
SHITTLE rawked!
3:05:06 pm, fri, jan 2nd, 2009 pst


"Youtube Gangbang 12/28/08 (UNEMPLOYMENT EDITION)"
Travis Touchdown rawked!
1:16:27 am, fri, jan 2nd, 2009 pst


"Trespasser"
SHITTLE rawked!
11:11:33 pm, thu, jan 1st, 2009 pst


recent bombs!


"HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDLEY"
RedCappy bombed 5 times!
3:45:22 pm, thu, sep 25th, 2008 pdt


"Spoony's Tales from a World Full of Morons: The dexterusa Chronicles"
RedCappy bombed 5 times!
12:32:26 pm, wed, aug 27th, 2008 pdt


"Spoony's Tales from a World Full of Morons: The Gamefaqs Chronicles"
RedCappy bombed 5 times!
12:32:02 pm, wed, aug 27th, 2008 pdt


"Spoony's Tales from a World Full of Morons: The dexterusa Chronicles"
Vinic bombed 5 times!
7:29:59 pm, tue, aug 26th, 2008 pdt


"Spoony's Tales from a World Full of Morons: The Gamefaqs Chronicles"
Vinic bombed 5 times!
4:01:25 pm, tue, aug 26th, 2008 pdt

that's it, douche!
random insanity
"Every single topic and post in this forum is made by a single person"
Washuu -> <- 1:04:55 am, tue, jan 6th, 2009 pst.
"http://tarisspeed.conforums.com/index.cgi ¶ Fucking. Insane. ¶ He watches Pokemon and Sports, simultaneously, and talks to himself about it. On these forums. ¶ And apparently has married Nurse Joy. WHAT. I never imagined someone this crazy to exist, Dudley suggested it was his shitty version of a blog but in that case he could have gotten a LiveJournal or some other form of blog. I..."
video
"Youtube Gangbang 1/5/2009 (LASER INVASION EDITION)"
DR. VINICS ROBOT VIKING -> <- 12:36:36 pm, mon, jan 5th, 2009 pst.
"DEFAULT VIDEO LOADED: ¶ FIRE. FIRE. FIRE."
video
"Youtube Gangbang 12/28/08 (UNEMPLOYMENT EDITION)"
DR. VINICS ROBOT VIKING -> <- 8:14:32 pm, sun, dec 28th, 2008 pst.
"DEFAULT VIDEO LOADED: ¶ BEEP... BEEP... BEEP..."
that's the latest of the bunch.

do you want some more crap?

here you go.

  -> "Blabblo" -> random insanity
3:11:31 pm, fri, jan 2nd, 2009 pst <- update!
"<zvalkyr> i can make fun of you for many things <zvalkyr> living in illinois, for example <Cap`nRattar> lincoln grew up in this state. <Cap`nRattar> we also are directly responsible for the chicago deepdish pizza. <Cap`nRattar> and another thing: <Cap`nRattar> a lot of other states kicked joe smith and the mormons out <Cap`nRattar> but we're the..."
  -> "How about I give you the finger" -> articles
12:07:23 am, fri, jan 2nd, 2009 pst <- update!
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  -> "Look out!" -> reviews
11:53:48 pm, thu, jan 1st, 2009 pst <- update!
"<MRoSYD> I AMSHM SMAHNED! <ragnigga> awesome <MRoSYD> WLEOCME TOZNMMYNKIGHT <MRoSYD> YOU BETTER FFERA IT <MRoSYD> WELCOME TO MY <ragnigga> syd, check out that link! <ragnigga> CHECK OUT THAT LINK SYD <MRoSYD> BUMHM BUMH BHMA BHMUB BMH <MRoSYD> WELCOMETO MY BREKADOWN <MRoSYD> BRUUUuuuu <ragnigga> http://www.passio..."
  -> "Beep" -> reviews
11:50:28 pm, thu, jan 1st, 2009 pst <- update!
"Documenting my 30 minutes of playing this shitty game. ¶ Starre Job: playing tales of the abyss Starre Job: it sucks ass already and i'm only 3 minutes in! Mr. Syd: Awesome! Starre Job: 1) they didn't bother translating ANY of the dialog, even in cutscenes, and there are no subtitles Starre Job: 2) i'm trapped in a fucking castle and i have to wander around talking to the same 6 peop..."
  -> "Have a random log" -> random insanity
11:49:19 pm, thu, jan 1st, 2009 pst <- update!
"<Cap`nRattar> gene got the caster shells he was looking for <Cap`nRattar> one of which fires a black hole. <Cap`nRattar> goddamnit why did every anime since neon jello have to follow THEIR example? <Cap`nRattar> and why the fuck hasnt viz released the manga? <spoonshiro> 1) people are stupid <spoonshiro> 2) viz is not an exception to rule number one..."
  -> "TROLLEY" -> random insanity
11:47:41 pm, thu, jan 1st, 2009 pst <- update!
"HAT!"
  -> "S-CRY-ED is a terrible anime." -> reviews
11:39:38 pm, thu, jan 1st, 2009 pst <- update!
"Seriously, look at this damned thing: ¶ STUPID. ¶ Any character who brings THAT retarded aberration into battle gets no respect from me. ¶ --- ¶ <valkyr> purple dr. wily's got blown away with rainbow power <spoonshiro> hooray for rainbow power <Cap`nRattar> is this rainbow brite or scryed? <spoonshiro> i'm not sure, which one features giant spiky..."
  -> "K-Mart Sucks" -> random insanity
11:31:31 pm, thu, jan 1st, 2009 pst <- update!
"Yes, yes they do. ¶ You may be familiar with K-Mart, who not a year ago was circling the drain due to everything they sell being outdated and overpriced.Of course, recently they've merged with Sears, perhaps to give the impression that the increase in profits would go toward making their stores look less like hoboes have been squatting in them for months. ¶ Needless to say, this will not..."
  -> "Bunt Cunt" -> articles
11:27:59 pm, thu, jan 1st, 2009 pst <- update!
"Bloop Blap"
  -> "Trespasser" -> reviews
11:12:07 pm, thu, jan 1st, 2009 pst <- update!
"I decided to give this one a whirl out of sheer curiosity after reading all the negative press out there. After all, Suikoden II got reamed by the critics, and that was a great fucking game. But, after playing it, I can assure you that, for once, the press was actually right. ¶ Every bad thing you've ever heard about it is true. ¶ Rather than control a floating gun, as in most games, i..."
  -> "Shit Piece Chapter 19" -> heckles
6:04:32 pm, thu, jan 1st, 2009 pst <- update!
"It has come to our attention that many unfortunate souls have stumbled upon this story while searching for One Piece fan fiction (or One Piece hentai). All we can say is that we apologize for assaulting your eyes with this abomination. ¶ As for those who came here searching for this specific story, all we can ask is "what the fuck is wrong with you"? ¶ But, here at last, we've come upon..."
  -> "Thank Fuck It's Almost Over, Chapter 18" -> heckles
5:16:20 pm, thu, jan 1st, 2009 pst <- update!
"It has come to our attention that many unfortunate souls have stumbled upon this story while searching for One Piece fan fiction (or One Piece hentai). All we can say is that we apologize for assaulting your eyes with this abomination. ¶ As for those who came here searching for this specific story, all we can ask is "what the fuck is wrong with you"? ¶ One more shorty before the fucking..."
  -> "SGL's Crappy, Crappy Story, Chapter 16" -> heckles
2:26:20 am, tue, dec 30th, 2008 pst <- update!
"It has come to our attention that many unfortunate souls have stumbled upon this story while searching for One Piece fan fiction (or One Piece hentai). All we can say is that we apologize for assaulting your eyes with this abomination. ¶ As for those who came here searching for this specific story, all we can ask is "what the fuck is wrong with you"? ¶ Well, we're finally escaped the hor..."
  -> "Spoony's Tales from a World Full of Morons: The Gamefaqs Chronicles"
9:10:58 pm, mon, dec 29th, 2008 pst <- update!
"A tale I would like to share with you all, sparked by a random Googling of my old screen name turning up an old fan's web site. I've decided to refrain from mentioning any names, as our site tends to rank high on Google searches. Plus, being from Gamefaqs, I fear that drawing the idiots of the erivrjrengv* here would make us all stupider by proxy. This is also the reason why I've ROT13'd their..."
  -> "Most Frustrating Video Game Bosses" -> games
9:33:59 pm, sun, dec 28th, 2008 pst <- update!
"In commemoration of the holiday season, let us look at the bosses that make you throw the controller at the TV while screaming "FUUUUUUUUCK!" ¶ Za-Zohar (Silhouette Mirage) - This monster is one hell of an endurance match; not only does he have a ton of health, you face him right after fighting Zohar's toughest incarnation, which is no pushover in itself. Worse, you have no means of recoveri..."
  -> "SGL's Devastatingly Lewd Shit, Chapter 14" -> heckles
12:06:34 am, sun, dec 28th, 2008 pst <- update!
"It has come to our attention that many unfortunate souls have stumbled upon this story while searching for One Piece fan fiction (or One Piece hentai). All we can say is that we apologize for assaulting your eyes with this abomination. ¶ As for those who came here searching for this specific story, all we can ask is "what the fuck is wrong with you"? ¶ You know the drill. Come drunk, an..."
  -> "Top Ten RPGs of the 6th Generation (THE FINAL, ULTIMATE REVISION)" -> reviews
11:48:35 pm, fri, dec 26th, 2008 pst <- update!
"Honorable Mention: Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door ¶ The N64 Paper Mario was a decent game, although not terribly exciting to play. But, what a huge improvement the Gamecube sequel is; with new puzzles, more sidequests and much more challenge, the game was a thrill to play through to the end. The biggest thrill, though, was in the combat system; almost every action is mini-game based, a..."
  -> "Nami's Darq Ladle Seckrit, Chapter 10" -> heckles
1:26:37 am, fri, dec 26th, 2008 pst <- update!
"It has come to our attention that many unfortunate souls have stumbled upon this story while searching for One Piece fan fiction (or One Piece hentai). All we can say is that we apologize for assaulting your eyes with this abomination. ¶ As for those who came here searching for this specific story, all we can ask is "what the fuck is wrong with you"? ¶ Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece...."
  -> "Nami's Dark Little Secret, Chapter 7" -> heckles
1:04:28 am, fri, dec 26th, 2008 pst <- update!
"It has come to our attention that many unfortunate souls have stumbled upon this story while searching for One Piece fan fiction (or One Piece hentai). All we can say is that we apologize for assaulting your eyes with this abomination. ¶ As for those who came here searching for this specific story, all we can ask is "what the fuck is wrong with you"? ¶ Yeah, it's back, and it's still awf..."
  -> "Nami's Dark Little Secret, Chapter 6" -> heckles
1:01:37 am, fri, dec 26th, 2008 pst <- update!
"It has come to our attention that many unfortunate souls have stumbled upon this story while searching for One Piece fan fiction (or One Piece hentai). All we can say is that we apologize for assaulting your eyes with this abomination. ¶ As for those who came here searching for this specific story, all we can ask is "what the fuck is wrong with you"? ¶ Just a fair warning, this is easily..."
 
   

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