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Vinic
"gooch."
well take a look at this guy.

Serpent balls.
the dude packs.
total poopdeck swabs: 374
time wasted since 01.01.03: 5 days, 4 hours, 24 minutes, 16 seconds.
total waggoner spanks: 130
time wasted since 07.15.04: 22 hours, 49 minutes, 17 seconds.
total brig logs: 12
time wasted: 1 weeks, 6 days, 22 hours, 2 minutes, 55 seconds.
total hut loot: 2
time wasted: 2 minutes, 44 seconds.


total time wasted (since we started keeping track):
2 weeks, 6 days, 1 hours, 19 minutes, 12 seconds.


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total rawks: 1846
total bombs: 121
activity.
last seen sometime around 8:36:44 pm, friday, june 27th, 2008 pdt at site_realm=waggoner:::sham=spank:::bamina=871
the dude's total hits to the site: 10471
since 12:04:38 pm, monday, january 28th, 2008 pst
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grundle - wherein oddities are observed, created, and confusing.
e-mail.
vinic at lardpirates which is dotted with a com
homepage.
A Cherry Downpour - http://vinic.lardpirates.com/

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