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"NINTENDO FRIENDY-CODE LIST"
7:17:37 am, fri, apr 11th, 2008 pdt
chains worth a damn!
Dynamite Kingdom: Garages Full of Old Men
Dynamite Kingdom
The Spoony Playthrough - Phantom Brave Part 11 (Dialup users need not apply.)
Spoony's Phantom Brave Playthrough
Adventurer's Field Guide page 313: Buffalo Theory
The Adventurer's Field Guide
Sappy: The Deus Ex Machinles "Eps 1" Page 18
VIEWTIFUL GONTERMAN
Youtube Gangbang 8/11/2008 (Cherriest of Sneakers Edition)
YouTube Gangbang
recent quick hits!
Strongbad's Cool Game for Attractive People episode 1 (WiiWare)
Virtual Console Quick Hits
Pac-Man: Championship Edition (XBox Live Arcade)
Virtual Console Quick Hits
1942: Joint Strike (Xbox Live Arcade)
Virtual Console Quick Hits
Super Fantasy Zone (Sega Genesis)
Virtual Console Quick Hits
Gley Lancer (Sega Genesis)
Virtual Console Quick Hits
recent rawks!
"Youtube Gangbang 8/11/2008 (Cherriest of Sneakers Edition)"
Mr. Elk rawked!
9:23:14 pm, wed, aug 13th, 2008 pdt
"Youtube Gangbang 8/11/2008 (Cherriest of Sneakers Edition)"
Phildo rawked!
9:21:44 pm, wed, aug 13th, 2008 pdt
"Youtube Gangbang 8/11/2008 (Cherriest of Sneakers Edition)"
Vinic rawked!
12:04:31 pm, wed, aug 13th, 2008 pdt
"Youtube Gangbang 8/11/2008 (Cherriest of Sneakers Edition)"
Azul Rojo rawked!
10:21:43 pm, tue, aug 12th, 2008 pdt
"Sappy: The Deus Ex Machinles "Eps 1" Page 18"
Azul Rojo rawked!
10:17:07 pm, tue, aug 12th, 2008 pdt
"Splonk: The Barbaric Chronicles "Eps 1" Page 17"
Azul Rojo rawked!
10:02:16 pm, tue, aug 12th, 2008 pdt
"Gonterman: The Hilarious Chronicles "Eps 1" Page 16"
Azul Rojo rawked!
9:54:52 pm, tue, aug 12th, 2008 pdt
"Sappy: The Deus Ex Machinles "Eps 1" Page 18"
Spoony Spoonicus rawked!
7:02:04 pm, tue, aug 12th, 2008 pdt
"Sappy: The Deus Ex Machinles "Eps 1" Page 18"
Megido rawked!
4:59:07 pm, tue, aug 12th, 2008 pdt
"Shanked: The Jailhouse Chronicles "Eps 1" Page 15"
Spoony Spoonicus rawked!
4:54:36 pm, tue, aug 12th, 2008 pdt
recent bombs!
"Adventurer's Field Guide page 313: Buffalo Theory"
Vinic bombed 5 times!
7:47:44 pm, fri, aug 8th, 2008 pdt
"Bee Men"
Aquas bombed 5 times!
10:52:16 pm, wed, jul 23rd, 2008 pdt
"VIRARU!"
Vinic bombed 5 times!
4:59:42 pm, sun, jul 13th, 2008 pdt
"Bee Men"
Azul Rojo bombed 5 times!
10:13:50 pm, thu, jul 10th, 2008 pdt
"Bee Men"
RedCappy bombed 5 times!
9:51:00 pm, thu, jul 10th, 2008 pdt
that's it, douche!
heckles
"Sappy: The Deus Ex Machinles "Eps 1" Page 18"
Davey-kins ->
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"Sappy: The Deus Ex Machinles "Eps 1" Page 18"Davey-kins ->
<- 4:20:53 pm, tue, aug 12th, 2008 pdt.""
heckles
"Splonk: The Barbaric Chronicles "Eps 1" Page 17"
Davey-kins -> <- 3:58:22 pm, tue, aug 12th, 2008 pdt.
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"Splonk: The Barbaric Chronicles "Eps 1" Page 17"Davey-kins ->
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heckles
"Gonterman: The Hilarious Chronicles "Eps 1" Page 16"
Davey-kins -> <- 3:56:58 pm, tue, aug 12th, 2008 pdt.
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"Gonterman: The Hilarious Chronicles "Eps 1" Page 16"Davey-kins ->
<- 3:56:58 pm, tue, aug 12th, 2008 pdt.""
that's the latest of the bunch.
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-> "Strongbad's Cool Game for Attractive People episode 1 (WiiWare)" -> games11:55:39 am, mon, aug 18th, 2008 pdt <- update!
"Well it's about time. Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has been released two full months after its initial release date, delayed either by NOA's wiiware/bong rip department or Videlectrix being confused over why the game was programmed in a word document. ¶ The wait was worth it. ¶ Two months of mediocre-to-awful slop being relased on Wiiware has come to an end with the rele..."
-> "Phantasy Star II in a Nutshell" -> random insanity6:49:48 pm, tue, aug 12th, 2008 pdt <- update!
"Yeah, we're doing a good game this time! Holy shit! ¶ Rolf: Hi I'm Rolf, I work for the Motavian government, which is pretty much just a formality since everybody works for Mother Brain. Governor: Rolf, there are monsters everywhere and the weather has stopped working! Find out why this is happening, we can't go on much longer like this. Nei: I'm coming too. Oh Hi, I'm Nei. I'm apparent..."
-> "Valkyrie Profile in a Nutshell" -> random insanity6:43:16 pm, tue, aug 12th, 2008 pdt <- update!
"This time featuring a game you probably weren't tricked into playing on name recognition! ¶ Platina: Life is wonderful even though my mother is a terrible bitch, la la la Lucian: Hey Platina, you've been sold into slavery, let's run! Platina: Oh shit we wandered into the field of poison flowers and we're both dying horribly. Lucian: Sucks to be us. ¶ Time passes ¶ Arngrim: I'm so..."
-> "Pac-Man: Championship Edition (XBox Live Arcade)" -> reviews8:38:37 pm, mon, aug 11th, 2008 pdt <- update!
"If you've heard of video games at all, chances are you've played Pac-Man. Now take that game, add a competitive edge in the form of time limits, a gameplay pace that steadily grows faster and faster, regenerating dots, the ability to keep a long chain of power pills going for huge amounts of points, and online scoreboards. Presto, you now have Championship Edition. ¶ I could go on, but real..."
-> "Youtube Gangbang 8/11/2008 (Cherriest of Sneakers Edition)" -> video4:42:15 pm, mon, aug 11th, 2008 pdt
"DEFAULT VIDEO LOADED: ¶ DROP SOME SERIOUS FLOW."
-> "Adventurer's Field Guide page 313: Buffalo Theory" -> random insanity7:42:24 pm, fri, aug 8th, 2008 pdt <- update!
"It is commonly said that Native Americans used every part of the buffalo that they killed. Bones, skin, ickier bits of the digestive system, and even the dilz. They found a use for it all. Why is this important to you, the adventurer? While they used the scrap off their kill to make clothing and build igloos, you can actually use the hacked-to-soggy-lumps of your adversaries as a form of quick cas..."
-> "Final Fantasy X in a Nutshell" -> random insanity11:48:37 am, wed, aug 6th, 2008 pdt <- update!
"Take seriously at your own peril. ¶ Tidus: Hi I'm the hero, I'm also a star player in this really boring sport! ¶ Godzilla Sin shows up and starts wreaking havoc on Tokyo Zanarkand ¶ Tidus: What a shocking and unexpected turn of events! Auron: Here have a sword, let's kill a few guys ¶ They do just that, eventually Auron gets bored of it and tosses Tidus into the ocean ¶..."
-> "Sonic: The Mobius Chronicles "Eps 1" Page 1" -> heckles11:00:57 am, mon, aug 4th, 2008 pdt <- update!
"We've been idle on the heckling front for a very long time, so we've fallen back on our contingency: more dementia from the mind of the world's greatest lunatic, David Gonterman. Like most of his early works, it's almost impossible to find in a non-MSTed format, but Commuterbarnacle managed to recover a relatively unscathed (albeit incomplete) version, so thanks to them. ¶ Oh, and there's a..."
-> "Something I found on my S: drive" -> random insanity12:12:51 am, mon, aug 4th, 2008 pdt <- update!
"One man's quest to find out just how much effort it takes to ruin an Atari cartridge. ¶ 2600 Cartridge Durability ¶ From: jearney@harp.aix.calpoly.edu (John Earney) Subject: Re: Backups and copiers Date: Fri, 03 Jun 1994 08:18:37 GMT ¶ In article <2siq94$sc2@narnia.ccs.neu.edu> tower@ccs.neu.edu (Chad Tower) writes: > I have seen a lot of talk recently about making backu..."
-> "Unsung Classics: SNES" -> reviews12:12:01 am, mon, aug 4th, 2008 pdt <- update!
"Now, it's no hard feat to find great games to talk about on the SNES. Hell, it's one of the most beloved game consoles of all time; everybody has something they like on there, and it's gaining new fans every day due to the emulation scene and the Virtual Console. No, the challenge in writing this article was finding great obscure games to keep with the Unsung Classic theme. However, I think I..."
-> "Shanked: The Jailhouse Chronicles "Eps 1" Page 15" -> heckles8:35:51 pm, sun, aug 3rd, 2008 pdt
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-> "Sorbet: The Sherbet Chronicles "Eps 1" Page 13" -> heckles8:32:34 pm, sun, aug 3rd, 2008 pdt
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-> "Youtube Gangbang 8/3/08 (Dead Man's Party Edition)" -> video8:28:43 pm, sun, aug 3rd, 2008 pdt
"DEFAULT VIDEO LOADED: ¶ PREPARE BEST SUIT AND TIE."
-> "Ten RPGs I Liked in the Sixth Generation" -> reviews10:32:02 am, sun, aug 3rd, 2008 pdt <- update!
"People tell me I do too many negative reviews, and I can only agree.So I decided to make a list of ten games I liked in order to offset my Top Ten Worst RPGs of the Generation list. ¶ 10. Grandia III ¶ I haven't played a bad Grandia yet (aside from Xtreme), and the third is no exception.While the plot was a bit sloppy (notably because characters tend to appear out of nowhere or disappear..."
-> "The 2007 LP Awards" -> articles9:57:13 am, sun, aug 3rd, 2008 pdt <- update!
"2007 was considerably more dry for games than I'd anticipated, though this actually worked out in my favor: I was able to get both a PSP and a Wii, and even managed to complete my PS1 library in the meantime.It also had the added benefit of building up more excitement for the Wii, which seems to get another awesome-looking title slated for a 2008 release every time I turn around. ¶ Regardless..."
-> "Team Loser"4:16:27 pm, fri, aug 1st, 2008 pdt <- update!
"For shmups.com tournament I'm participating in."
-> "Unsung Classics: Playstation 1" -> reviews4:35:54 pm, thu, jul 31st, 2008 pdt <- update!
"Yeah, I'm probably going to do one of these for every platform I own. ¶ Bust a Groove - This one had the unfortunate timing of being released before rhythm games really caught on.A pity, as they not only have some catchy tunes, it's got a unique twist on the gameplay as well.The twist is that it's also something of a fighting game - as you pull off comboes a power gauge builds up, and once it..."
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