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"NINTENDO FRIENDY-CODE LIST"
7:17:37 am, fri, apr 11th, 2008 pdt
chains worth a damn!
Dynamite Kingdom: Garages Full of Old Men
Dynamite Kingdom
The Spoony Playthrough: Phantom Brave Parts 18-20 (Dialup users need not apply).
Spoony's Phantom Brave Playthrough
The Adventurer's Field Guide, page 404: Head Not Found
The Adventurer's Field Guide
Sonic: Jumping the Shark Five Years Early Page 15
VIEWTIFUL GONTERMAN
Youtube Gangbang 11/17/2008 (MORNING OF THE ENDLESS PHONECALLS EDITION)
YouTube Gangbang
recent quick hits!
Uno (Xbox Live Arcade)
Virtual Console Quick Hits
Duke Nukem 3D (XBox Live Arcade)
Virtual Console Quick Hits
Samurai Shodown 2 (Neo Geo)
Virtual Console Quick Hits
Mega Man 9 (Wiiware)
Virtual Console Quick Hits
Galaga Legions (Xbox Live Arcade)
Virtual Console Quick Hits
recent rawks!
"Youtube Gangbang 11/17/2008 (MORNING OF THE ENDLESS PHONECALLS EDITION)"
Aquas rawked!
3:29:10 am, wed, nov 19th, 2008 pst
"Sonic: Jumping the Shark Five Years Early Page 15"
Sturm rawked!
11:15:54 pm, tue, nov 18th, 2008 pst
"Sonic: The Morbius Chroinikkles "Eps 1" Page 9"
Dio Brando rawked!
10:57:57 pm, tue, nov 18th, 2008 pst
"Sonic: The Mobius Chronicles "Eps 1" Page 8"
Sturm rawked!
10:56:17 pm, tue, nov 18th, 2008 pst
"Sonic: The Mobius Chronicles "Eps 1" Page 1"
The Guardian rawked!
10:55:10 pm, tue, nov 18th, 2008 pst
"Sonic: Jumping the Shark Five Years Early Page 15"
Doc Brown rawked!
10:47:49 pm, tue, nov 18th, 2008 pst
"Sonic: Jumping the Shark Five Years Early Page 15"
Marty McFly rawked!
10:46:49 pm, tue, nov 18th, 2008 pst
"Sonic: Jumping the Shark Five Years Early Page 15"
Azul Rojo rawked!
9:52:05 pm, tue, nov 18th, 2008 pst
"Sonic Doing More Stuff Nobody Cares About, Page 14"
Azul Rojo rawked!
9:45:57 pm, tue, nov 18th, 2008 pst
"Youtube Gangbang 11/17/2008 (MORNING OF THE ENDLESS PHONECALLS EDITION)"
Azul Rojo rawked!
9:32:43 pm, tue, nov 18th, 2008 pst
recent bombs!
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDLEY"
RedCappy bombed 5 times!
3:45:22 pm, thu, sep 25th, 2008 pdt
"Spoony's Tales from a World Full of Morons: The dexterusa Chronicles"
RedCappy bombed 5 times!
12:32:26 pm, wed, aug 27th, 2008 pdt
"Spoony's Tales from a World Full of Morons: The Gamefaqs Chronicles"
RedCappy bombed 5 times!
12:32:02 pm, wed, aug 27th, 2008 pdt
"Spoony's Tales from a World Full of Morons: The dexterusa Chronicles"
Vinic bombed 5 times!
7:29:59 pm, tue, aug 26th, 2008 pdt
"Spoony's Tales from a World Full of Morons: The Gamefaqs Chronicles"
Vinic bombed 5 times!
4:01:25 pm, tue, aug 26th, 2008 pdt
that's it, douche!
games
"Spoony Writes About Games (11/18/08 Edition)"
Spoony Spoonicus ->
<- 7:07:42 pm, tue, nov 18th, 2008 pst <- update!.
"I just figured that since updates lately have been pretty sparse, I'd write about what video games I've been dumping too much time in lately, and look forward to dumping too much time on in the future. Let's dig it! ¶ Bioshock (XBox) - Yeah, I'm a bit late jumping on this bandwagon, but I finally went back and finished it. Twice, in fact; once for the plot and again just to scoop up the las..."
"Spoony Writes About Games (11/18/08 Edition)"Spoony Spoonicus ->
<- 7:07:42 pm, tue, nov 18th, 2008 pst <- update!."I just figured that since updates lately have been pretty sparse, I'd write about what video games I've been dumping too much time in lately, and look forward to dumping too much time on in the future. Let's dig it! ¶ Bioshock (XBox) - Yeah, I'm a bit late jumping on this bandwagon, but I finally went back and finished it. Twice, in fact; once for the plot and again just to scoop up the las..."
video
"Youtube Gangbang 11/17/2008 (MORNING OF THE ENDLESS PHONECALLS EDITION)"
DR. VINICS ROBOT VIKING ->
<- 10:04:52 am, mon, nov 17th, 2008 pst.
"DEFAULT VIDEO LOADED: ¶ YES, I WILL TAKE YOUR JOB INTERVIEW. NO, THE REST OF MY FAMILY IS OUT OF STATE AND WOULD BE AT WORK AT THIS TIME ANYWAY, STOP CALLING."
"Youtube Gangbang 11/17/2008 (MORNING OF THE ENDLESS PHONECALLS EDITION)"DR. VINICS ROBOT VIKING ->
<- 10:04:52 am, mon, nov 17th, 2008 pst."DEFAULT VIDEO LOADED: ¶ YES, I WILL TAKE YOUR JOB INTERVIEW. NO, THE REST OF MY FAMILY IS OUT OF STATE AND WOULD BE AT WORK AT THIS TIME ANYWAY, STOP CALLING."
heckles
"Sonic: Jumping the Shark Five Years Early Page 15"
Davey-kins ->
<- 11:02:04 am, sun, nov 9th, 2008 pst.
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"Sonic: Jumping the Shark Five Years Early Page 15"Davey-kins ->
<- 11:02:04 am, sun, nov 9th, 2008 pst.""
that's the latest of the bunch.
do you want some more crap?
here you go.
do you want some more crap?
here you go.
-> "Shit Piece Chapter 19" -> heckles1:01:05 am, wed, nov 19th, 2008 pst <- update!
"It has come to our attention that many unfortunate souls have stumbled upon this story while searching for One Piece fan fiction (or One Piece hentai). All we can say is that we apologize for assaulting your eyes with this abomination. ¶ As for those who came here searching for this specific story, all we can ask is "what the fuck is wrong with you"? ¶ The Shit Piece experience in a nuts..."
-> "SorceryRetardLina's Neverending Dreck Exhibition, Chapter 17" -> heckles12:24:05 am, wed, nov 19th, 2008 pst <- update!
"It has come to our attention that many unfortunate souls have stumbled upon this story while searching for One Piece fan fiction (or One Piece hentai). All we can say is that we apologize for assaulting your eyes with this abomination. ¶ As for those who came here searching for this specific story, all we can ask is "what the fuck is wrong with you"? ¶ Another thanfully short chapter bui..."
-> "Nami's Darq Ladle Seckrit, Chapter 10" -> heckles11:45:30 pm, tue, nov 18th, 2008 pst <- update!
"It has come to our attention that many unfortunate souls have stumbled upon this story while searching for One Piece fan fiction (or One Piece hentai). All we can say is that we apologize for assaulting your eyes with this abomination. ¶ As for those who came here searching for this specific story, all we can ask is "what the fuck is wrong with you"? ¶ Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece...."
-> "Nami's Dark Little Secret, Chapter 6" -> heckles11:27:38 pm, tue, nov 18th, 2008 pst <- update!
"It has come to our attention that many unfortunate souls have stumbled upon this story while searching for One Piece fan fiction (or One Piece hentai). All we can say is that we apologize for assaulting your eyes with this abomination. ¶ As for those who came here searching for this specific story, all we can ask is "what the fuck is wrong with you"? ¶ Just a fair warning, this is easily..."
-> "Spoony's Youtube Channel Disclaimer / Blatant Site Plug" -> random insanity1:14:06 am, thu, nov 13th, 2008 pst <- update!
"Do not message me asking for game hints. I will simply trash it. ¶ I don't take requests for videos unless you're in my circle of friends. Sorry. ¶ Additionally, do not message me about any of the following. ¶ Dot Hack. Why make one good game when you can rip people off by splitting into multiple discs and sell them all seperately for full price? And honestly, a fucking RPG bas..."
-> "Thank Fuck It's Almost Over, Chapter 18" -> heckles5:42:35 pm, wed, nov 12th, 2008 pst <- update!
"It has come to our attention that many unfortunate souls have stumbled upon this story while searching for One Piece fan fiction (or One Piece hentai). All we can say is that we apologize for assaulting your eyes with this abomination. ¶ As for those who came here searching for this specific story, all we can ask is "what the fuck is wrong with you"? ¶ One more shorty before the fucking..."
-> "Sonic Doing More Stuff Nobody Cares About, Page 14" -> heckles11:01:11 am, sun, nov 9th, 2008 pst
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-> "Youtube Gangbang 11/9/08 (LD Edition)" -> video10:00:07 am, sun, nov 9th, 2008 pst
"DEFAULT VIDEO LOADED: ¶ GLORIOUS LOW-DEFINITION VIDEO."
-> "POOP"11:34:01 pm, thu, nov 6th, 2008 pst
"Started doodling and then I wanted to stop doodling, maybe I'll finish this tomorrow!"
-> "I'M BACK A DINOSAUR STORY"7:27:21 pm, thu, nov 6th, 2008 pst
"bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbnaslkfsdfga;sogh asdohglsdhf ass ass ass ass ass ass gnb butt!!!"
-> "Phantasy Star II in a Nutshell" -> random insanity10:02:50 am, tue, nov 4th, 2008 pst <- update!
"Yeah, we're doing a good game this time! Holy shit! ¶ Rolf: Hi I'm Rolf, I work for the Motavian government, which is pretty much just a formality since everybody works for Mother Brain. Governor: Rolf, there are monsters everywhere and the weather has stopped working! Find out why this is happening, we can't go on much longer like this. Nei: I'm coming too. Oh Hi, I'm Nei. I'm apparent..."
-> "Great Bargain Bin Games" -> random insanity9:51:46 pm, mon, nov 3rd, 2008 pst <- update!
"Today's Big List of Random Games Theme: Obscure $10-or-less games that manage to kick more ass than most $60 titles. ¶ Castle Shikigami - A series of shooters set in the skies above modern Tokyo, where your protagonists fight demons resembling everything from teddy bears to butterflies with creepy doll heads to what looks like a hybrid of a tortoise, a beetle, and a tank. Not in any sort of..."
-> "SGL's Devastatingly Lewd Shit, Chapter 14" -> heckles6:55:41 pm, wed, oct 29th, 2008 pdt <- update!
"It has come to our attention that many unfortunate souls have stumbled upon this story while searching for One Piece fan fiction (or One Piece hentai). All we can say is that we apologize for assaulting your eyes with this abomination. ¶ As for those who came here searching for this specific story, all we can ask is "what the fuck is wrong with you"? ¶ You know the drill. Come drunk, an..."
-> "Youtube Gangbang 10/27/2008 (Creepshow Edition)" -> video4:15:10 pm, mon, oct 27th, 2008 pdt
"DEFAULT VIDEO LOADED: ¶ BEWARE THE GRASS."
-> "Nami's Dark Little Secret, Chapter 1" -> heckles7:45:48 pm, sun, oct 26th, 2008 pdt <- update!
"It has come to our attention that many unfortunate souls have stumbled upon this story while searching for One Piece fan fiction (or One Piece hentai). All we can say is that we apologize for assaulting your eyes with this abomination. ¶ As for those who came here searching for this specific story, all we can ask is "what the fuck is wrong with you"? ¶ Alright, since this is a text-based..."
-> "Uno (Xbox Live Arcade)" -> random insanity10:27:08 pm, sat, oct 25th, 2008 pdt <- update!
"Yeah, it's just Uno. Yes, that Uno. The card game. ¶ But I can't stop f'ing playing it."
-> "Nami's Dumb-ass Little Secret, Chapter 9" -> heckles1:23:02 pm, sat, oct 25th, 2008 pdt <- update!
"It has come to our attention that many unfortunate souls have stumbled upon this story while searching for One Piece fan fiction (or One Piece hentai). All we can say is that we apologize for assaulting your eyes with this abomination. ¶ As for those who came here searching for this specific story, all we can ask is "what the fuck is wrong with you"? ¶ Aside from continuing to mangle the..."
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