Dudley"Dripping freely from the top shelf"
well take a look at this guy.
google talk - rattarar@whatever you'd expect a gtalk account's username to end with
AIM - Chainsaw D McKraken
Steam - Cauldron King
talk to me, asshole
the dude packs.
total poopdeck swabs: 598time wasted since 01.01.03: 1 weeks, 3 days, 14 hours, 30 minutes, 3 seconds.
total 
total total time wasted (since we started keeping track):
1 weeks, 5 days, 16 hours, 3 minutes, 17 seconds.
1 weeks, 5 days, 16 hours, 3 minutes, 17 seconds.
subscribe to personal garbage: rssjust swabs - just spanks - just logs - just loot
or
a feed of all of the dude's crap
or
everything on lard pirates dawt com
total rawks: 1469
total bombs: 113activity.
last seen sometime around 12:04:05 pm, thursday, august 21st, 2008 pdt at site_realm=haul
last seen sometime around 12:04:05 pm, thursday, august 21st, 2008 pdt at site_realm=haul
the dude's total hits to the site: 4604since 12:04:38 pm, monday, january 28th, 2008 pst
the blog.
Dropkicking the Stars - or: Dudley peppers boring stories of his life with cuss words and ridiculous threats.
Dropkicking the Stars - or: Dudley peppers boring stories of his life with cuss words and ridiculous threats.
e-mail.
rattar at lardpirates which is dotted with a com
rattar at lardpirates which is dotted with a com
Harry Larry
lard pirates dawt com copyright © 2002-2008 lardpirates.com and vinic j. beverage & chainsaw dudley mckraken, also known as shawn baker & brad cruz: all rights reserved
all content copyright their respective authors/artists.
no portion of any content residing on lardpirates.com may be reprinted in any form without prior written consent -- this is serious business, the internet.
best viewed at a resolution at least 900 pixels wide, in any browser other than internet explorer for the love of god. try firefox! opera, even!
this website is much more badass with javascript enabled. if you cannot use javascript, then you need to hop in the delorian and get the hell out of 1995.
hosting provided by dreamhost. they are good people. i know, mysql is a bit slow, but whatever this ain't youtubespacebook, so get over it.
if you wish to bitch and moan at us, do so from our contact page.
all content copyright their respective authors/artists.
no portion of any content residing on lardpirates.com may be reprinted in any form without prior written consent -- this is serious business, the internet.
best viewed at a resolution at least 900 pixels wide, in any browser other than internet explorer for the love of god. try firefox! opera, even!
this website is much more badass with javascript enabled. if you cannot use javascript, then you need to hop in the delorian and get the hell out of 1995.
hosting provided by dreamhost. they are good people. i know, mysql is a bit slow, but whatever this ain't youtubespacebook, so get over it.
if you wish to bitch and moan at us, do so from our contact page.
a cherry
downpour
downpour